# Lounge **URL:** https://pheromonetalk.com/c/lounge/51.md?page=86 [Latest](https://pheromonetalk.com/latest.md) · [Categories](https://pheromonetalk.com/categories.md) · [Tags](https://pheromonetalk.com/tags.md) **Page:** 87 --- ## [McDonald's just tried to kill me!](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mcdonalds-just-tried-to-kill-me/15032)
**Author:** [@data4](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/data4)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [July 9, 2008, 10:47am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mcdonalds-just-tried-to-kill-me/15032 "2008-07-09T10:47:33Z")
Seriously, that evil fucking clown wants me dead. I’ve always known they were out to get me, ever since I realized that what they call “special sauce” is, in fact, Thousand Island salad dressing. However, their variant i… --- ## [Investment Tips for the Current Economy](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/investment-tips-for-the-current-economy/14728)
**Author:** [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [July 9, 2008, 7:19am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/investment-tips-for-the-current-economy/14728 "2008-07-09T07:19:40Z")
Investment tips in the current economic turmoil… for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these mergers and … --- ## [eyeglasses fittings?](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/eyeglasses-fittings/15024)
**Author:** [@sharkboy42003](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/sharkboy42003)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [July 9, 2008, 4:31am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/eyeglasses-fittings/15024 "2008-07-09T04:31:55Z")
hey guys its been a lil while since i been on…had some blah crapola happen in my life but yay im back u get to deal with me again lol. hers a off topic question though… couple months ago i had my eye exam and a fitting… --- ## [Why some guys have no luck with women or Clueless 101](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-some-guys-have-no-luck-with-women-or-clueless-101/14783)
**Author:** [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [July 8, 2008, 9:37pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-some-guys-have-no-luck-with-women-or-clueless-101/14783 "2008-07-08T21:37:54Z")
http://www.pheromonetalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=359&d=1215026205 --- ## [Happy 4th of July America](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/happy-4th-of-july-america/14875)
**Author:** [@tisha23](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/tisha23)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [July 7, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/happy-4th-of-july-america/14875 "2008-07-07T19:57:54Z")
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8\_14\_7.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8\_14\_9.gif Hope everyone has a great Independence day !!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8\_14\_8.gif Tisha http://www.… --- ## [I will stop greeting any ladies in Intro section for now:(](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-will-stop-greeting-any-ladies-in-intro-section-for-now/14751)
**Author:** [@PhatSounds](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/PhatSounds)\ **Replies:** 15\ **Last updated:** [July 6, 2008, 2:02am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-will-stop-greeting-any-ladies-in-intro-section-for-now/14751 "2008-07-06T02:02:07Z")
Hello to my phero buddies, friends & others, i have put up this thread to inform you all that i have to come to a decision to stop greeting any ladies in the Intro section for now due to my insufficient knowledge in Wome… --- ## [New Rules!](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/new-rules/14725)
**Author:** [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/new-rules/14725 "2008-07-05T17:52:20Z")
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There’s a reason you don’t talk to people for 25 years. It’s because you don’t particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football… --- ## [How To Call The Police](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-to-call-the-police/13828)
**Author:** [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [July 4, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-to-call-the-police/13828 "2008-07-04T16:41:27Z")
A Good OLdie ! This one is cute. HOW TO CALL THE POLICE \*\*\*\* HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*OLD AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. \*\*\*\* George Phillips of Gold Coast, Australia, was going up to bed when his wif… --- ## [We Need More Signs Like This!](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/we-need-more-signs-like-this/14467)
**Author:** [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [July 1, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/we-need-more-signs-like-this/14467 "2008-07-01T20:06:24Z")
http://democomputer.com/forum\_images/pics/copshide.jpg --- ## [Gotta Love Little Boys](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/gotta-love-little-boys/14684)
**Author:** [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [July 1, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/gotta-love-little-boys/14684 "2008-07-01T13:57:24Z")
GOTTA LOVE LITTLE BOYS Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, the bigger one picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, ‘Son, how old are… --- ## [Bless me Father, for I have sinned](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/bless-me-father-for-i-have-sinned/14520)
**Author:** [@mac](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mac)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [July 1, 2008, 8:08am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/bless-me-father-for-i-have-sinned/14520 "2008-07-01T08:08:31Z")
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl”. The priest asks, “Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father, I don’… --- ## [My Morning Jacket-Band](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-morning-jacket-band/14617)
**Author:** [@wiseowlk12](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/wiseowlk12)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [June 30, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-morning-jacket-band/14617 "2008-06-30T13:37:27Z")
Has anyone else listened to their music…i think they have a great beat…esp. enjoy “One Big Holiday”…look it up on youtube. Hoping to seem them at MSG on NY’s eve. Any one else have comments on this or thoughts of any no… --- ## [Surrogate father](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/surrogate-father/14650)
**Author:** [@mac](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mac)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [June 30, 2008, 6:34am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/surrogate-father/14650 "2008-06-30T06:34:39Z")
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, “Well, I’m off now. The … --- ## [Anybody using a GPS Navigation unit?](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/anybody-using-a-gps-navigation-unit/11021)
**Author:** [@Mohammad\_Shah](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mohammad_Shah)\ **Replies:** 99\ **Last updated:** [June 30, 2008, 4:07am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/anybody-using-a-gps-navigation-unit/11021 "2008-06-30T04:07:57Z")
I thought it will be good too if forum members who are using GPS Navigation units can share their knowledge and discuss about GPS technology here.:slight\_smile: Ohhh Boy! I’m off-topic again! I also import and sell high… --- ## [Why Sentence Structure is so Important](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-sentence-structure-is-so-important/14519)
**Author:** [@mac](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mac)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [June 29, 2008, 6:43am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-sentence-structure-is-so-important/14519 "2008-06-29T06:43:29Z")
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first… --- ## [No Speakah De English](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/no-speakah-de-english/14345)
**Author:** [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [June 28, 2008, 8:11am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/no-speakah-de-english/14345 "2008-06-28T08:11:24Z")
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them … --- ## [Probably the most important lesson I have learned in love (mainly for guys)](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/probably-the-most-important-lesson-i-have-learned-in-love-mainly-for-guys/13709)
**Author:** [@Edx](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Edx)\ **Replies:** 18\ **Last updated:** [June 28, 2008, 5:45am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/probably-the-most-important-lesson-i-have-learned-in-love-mainly-for-guys/13709 "2008-06-28T05:45:12Z")
In school we can end up endlessly chasing the ones that really arent going to be interested or really arent going to go anywhere. We get down and depressed because these girls wont go out with us and think that we are cl… --- ## [Oxytocin used to cure shyness](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/oxytocin-used-to-cure-shyness/14384)
**Author:** [@chads](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/chads)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [June 28, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/oxytocin-used-to-cure-shyness/14384 "2008-06-28T01:48:19Z")
Scientists find childbirth wonder drug that can ‘cure’ shyness | Mail Online --- ## [Which Cat?](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/which-cat/14468)
**Author:** [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [June 28, 2008, 1:39am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/which-cat/14468 "2008-06-28T01:39:39Z")
http://democomputer.com/forum\_images/pics/drugcats.jpg --- ## [i need a different phone...](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-need-a-different-phone/14545)
**Author:** [@sharkboy42003](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/sharkboy42003)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [June 28, 2008, 1:36am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-need-a-different-phone/14545 "2008-06-28T01:36:17Z")
i have a samsung blackjack 2 the red one and its actually really nice i love it but i have one problem with it…jsut to me, im getting kinda bored of the fact having a windows mobile phone…it gets boring after a while… i… --- ## [Natural Selection and Alcohol](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/natural-selection-and-alcohol/14482)
**Author:** [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [June 28, 2008, 1:11am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/natural-selection-and-alcohol/14482 "2008-06-28T01:11:03Z")
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, b… --- ## [Sincere and Easy Dating Advice for Guys](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sincere-and-easy-dating-advice-for-guys/14534)
**Author:** [@Kitten](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Kitten)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [June 27, 2008, 11:09pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sincere-and-easy-dating-advice-for-guys/14534 "2008-06-27T23:09:08Z")
Don’t be like this guy. Click here to go to YouTube video. You can even register for Dimitri’s class: Worship the Cock Workshops Join the Toronto Real Men Slut Finder Or buy an attractive T-shirt: Gotta be a j… --- ## [Does the PM inbox stop accepting messages at 49?](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/does-the-pm-inbox-stop-accepting-messages-at-49/14063)
**Author:** [@tmoz](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/tmoz)\ **Replies:** 36\ **Last updated:** [June 27, 2008, 4:07am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/does-the-pm-inbox-stop-accepting-messages-at-49/14063 "2008-06-27T04:07:48Z")
does the PM box stop taking incoming messages after 49? This happened a while ago, and I deleted some messages then the messages started coming in again all of a sudden.. and now once again I’m at 49 and nada. Just a coi… --- ## [Whipped: the joke about the two lines of men in heaven](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/whipped-the-joke-about-the-two-lines-of-men-in-heaven/14479)
**Author:** [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [June 27, 2008, 1:22am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/whipped-the-joke-about-the-two-lines-of-men-in-heaven/14479 "2008-06-27T01:22:58Z")
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their wom… --- ## [Cup of Tea anyone?](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/cup-of-tea-anyone/14480)
**Author:** [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [June 26, 2008, 8:31pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/cup-of-tea-anyone/14480 "2008-06-26T20:31:23Z")
When Suzy was just a toddler, someone gave her a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of her favorite toys. One afternoon her father was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little… --- ## [Wise words from...George Carlin...Believe it or not](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/wise-words-from-george-carlin-believe-it-or-not/10960)
**Author:** [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Replies:** 36\ **Last updated:** [June 26, 2008, 5:13pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/wise-words-from-george-carlin-believe-it-or-not/10960 "2008-06-26T17:13:20Z")
GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died…) Isn’t it amazing that George Carlin - gross and mouthy comedian of the 70’s and 80’s - could write something so very eloquent…and so very appropriate. A wonderful Message by Geor… --- ## [I'm pissed off yesterday:(](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/im-pissed-off-yesterday/14366)
**Author:** [@PhatSounds](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/PhatSounds)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [June 26, 2008, 2:17am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/im-pissed-off-yesterday/14366 "2008-06-26T02:17:06Z")
Yesterday i was badly pissed off…:frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: --- ## [TAF - Museum Magic](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/taf-museum-magic/14385)
**Author:** [@Warren](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Warren)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [June 25, 2008, 3:28am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/taf-museum-magic/14385 "2008-06-25T03:28:52Z")
Over the summer I try to get the kids to do something besides play video games. Sometimes we go to museums. Last year we did swimming lessons. No matter what we do, my younger son (he’s 10) complains he is bored. Mu… --- ## [Sex Guide For Virgins, Part 2](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sex-guide-for-virgins-part-2/14026)
**Author:** [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [June 24, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sex-guide-for-virgins-part-2/14026 "2008-06-24T16:29:22Z")
Ok boys and girls, today we’re going to learn about the Birds and the Bees. Sound like fun? Are you excited? Finally, the sex talk, right? Alright then, let’s get right down to it! . . . . BIRDS SHIT ON YOU AND … --- ## [Best Pick Up Line Ever Heard](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/best-pick-up-line-ever-heard/14247)
**Author:** [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [June 24, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/best-pick-up-line-ever-heard/14247 "2008-06-24T15:14:00Z")
BEST PICK UP LINE EVER HEARD\*\*\*\* A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman noti… [Previous page](https://pheromonetalk.com/c/lounge/51.md?page=85) [Next page](https://pheromonetalk.com/c/lounge/51.md?page=87)