# 0 to 200 in 6 Seconds

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/0-to-200-in-6-seconds/12245>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [May 6, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/0-to-200-in-6-seconds/12245 "2008-05-06T17:57:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/0-to-200-in-6-seconds/12245/1 "2008-05-06T17:57:21Z")

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was  
really pissed.

She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the  
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke  
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box  
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought  
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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**Author:** ![bubblebob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bubblebob/32/2120_2.png) [@bubblebob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bubblebob)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/0-to-200-in-6-seconds/12245/2 "2008-05-06T18:45:58Z")

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Aaah, a typical Bob… 😃

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**Author:** ![Eldros](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/eldros/32/279_2.png) [@Eldros](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Eldros)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/0-to-200-in-6-seconds/12245/3 "2008-05-06T22:58:51Z")

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hahahaha

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**Author:** ![Jasx69](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jasx69/32/2413_2.png) [@Jasx69](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jasx69)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 10:06am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/0-to-200-in-6-seconds/12245/4 "2008-05-08T10:06:28Z")

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\*\*\*This actually was made into a commercial where Im from for an insurance company, the wife gets the scales while the husband drives away in a new car. 😛

“J”

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**Author:** ![PhatSounds](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phatsounds/32/233_2.png) [@PhatSounds](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/PhatSounds)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 11:39am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/0-to-200-in-6-seconds/12245/5 "2008-05-08T11:39:13Z")

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LOL, good one UKE 😃