# 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin! **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [May 6, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244 "2008-05-06T17:56:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244/1 "2008-05-06T17:56:19Z")
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!" “Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?” “You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!” ---
**Author:** ![Eldros](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/eldros/32/279_2.png) [@Eldros](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Eldros)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244/2 "2008-05-06T23:04:29Z")
lol @ #7. ---
**Author:** ![jamesbonded](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jamesbonded/32/2090_2.png) [@jamesbonded](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/jamesbonded)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2008, 11:10pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244/3 "2008-05-06T23:10:58Z")
good post mark. your post is like instant shine for the day. rep for you ---
**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244/4 "2008-05-07T13:38:18Z")
LOL! Mine is husband #2 - for real! 😮 Does that make me a virgin? ---
**Author:** ![bubblebob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bubblebob/32/2120_2.png) [@bubblebob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bubblebob)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244/5 "2008-05-07T13:45:13Z")
> [@phernoob](#): > > LOL! > Mine is husband #2 - for real! 😮 Does that make me a virgin? Well, did he get back to you??? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244/6 "2008-05-07T13:49:29Z")
I guess that depends on whether he’s been able to get his application to boot up! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bubblebob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bubblebob/32/2120_2.png) [@bubblebob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bubblebob)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 2:10pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244/7 "2008-05-07T14:10:16Z")
There’s a great new operating system called Vi-agra - boots up perfectly and runs stable for a looong time… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 2:27pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244/8 "2008-05-07T14:27:28Z")
> [@bubblebob](#): > > There’s a great new operating system called Vi-agra - boots up perfectly and runs stable for a looong time… 😃 Yeah but that OS was designed to work with defective hardware. Installing it on functional system would probably wreak havoc! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bubblebob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bubblebob/32/2120_2.png) [@bubblebob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bubblebob)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244/9 "2008-05-07T15:48:38Z")
The only problem I know of is that you might not be able to shut the system down… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 12:21am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244/10 "2008-05-09T00:21:08Z")
> [@bubblebob](#): > > Well, did he get back to you??? 😃 no not yet - i think he wants to go through beta testing first ---
**Author:** ![Mohammad\_Shah](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mohammad_shah/32/873_2.png) [@Mohammad\_Shah](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mohammad_Shah)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 1:17am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244/11 "2008-05-09T01:17:52Z")
> [@bubblebob](#): > > The only problem I know of is that you might not be able to shut the system down… 😃 Yeah! I tried once to install the “new operating system” with a female “technician” and she said “Keep downloading!”…“Don’t shut the system down!!!” 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244/12 "2008-05-09T08:25:57Z")
good joke!!! 😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mohammad\_Shah](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mohammad_shah/32/873_2.png) [@Mohammad\_Shah](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mohammad_Shah)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244/13 "2008-05-09T08:29:02Z")
> [@Phoenix](#): > > good joke!!! 😃😃😃 …😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![PhatSounds](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phatsounds/32/233_2.png) [@PhatSounds](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/PhatSounds)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 11:09am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244/14 "2008-05-12T11:09:44Z")
> [@Mohammad\_Shah](#): > > Yeah! I tried once to install the “new operating system” with a female “technician” and she said “Keep downloading!”…“Don’t shut the system down!!!” 😃 😃 😃 LOL!!! 😃 😃 😃 😃 Reps for this joke Mohammad you got me there 😃 And mark good joke there, thanks for sharing. ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 11:23am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244/15 "2008-05-12T11:23:16Z")
> [@bubblebob](#): > > There’s a great new operating system called Vi-agra - boots up perfectly and runs stable for a looong time… 😃 That’s a text editor too, isnt it? ---
**Author:** ![Mohammad\_Shah](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mohammad_shah/32/873_2.png) [@Mohammad\_Shah](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mohammad_Shah)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 1:20am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244/16 "2008-05-13T01:20:32Z")
> [@PhatSounds](#): > > LOL!!! 😃 😃 😃 😃 Reps for this joke Mohammad you got me there 😃 > > And mark good joke there, thanks for sharing. It is not a joke! It did happen actually…I only change the exact words that she used to “Microsoft Terms” to avoid me from getting banned here for using obscene words!😃 ---
**Author:** ![PhatSounds](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phatsounds/32/233_2.png) [@PhatSounds](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/PhatSounds)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 7:05am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/10-husbands-still-a-virgin/12244/17 "2008-05-13T07:05:02Z")
> [@Mohammad\_Shah](#): > > It is not a joke! It did happen actually…I only change the exact words that she used to “Microsoft Terms” to avoid me from getting banned here for using obscene words!😃 Oh i see Mohammad. So it is a real life experience there. Interesting 😃