# 13 Reasons to Smile **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [April 5, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/13-reasons-to-smile/10821 "2008-04-05T22:22:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/13-reasons-to-smile/10821/1 "2008-04-05T22:22:36Z")
**13 Reasons to Smile** Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it. So I said “Implants?” She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for President and over fifty for Miss America? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail…but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Wow…that was fun!” I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I **HAD** any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go “skinny dipping,” now I just “chunky dunk.” Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl - Alt - Delete’ and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Wouldn’t you know it… Brain cells come and brain cells go, but **FAT** cells live forever. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside? Bumper sticker of the year: “If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it’s in English, thank a soldier” **And remember:** \*\* **life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.** \*\* ---
**Author:** ![bubblebob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bubblebob/32/2120_2.png) [@bubblebob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bubblebob)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2008, 8:43am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/13-reasons-to-smile/10821/2 "2008-04-06T08:43:07Z")
😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jasx69](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jasx69/32/2413_2.png) [@Jasx69](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jasx69)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 10:49am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/13-reasons-to-smile/10821/3 "2008-04-09T10:49:11Z")
> [@](#): > > I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it. > So I said “Implants?” She hit me. My favorite really did make me smile hehe…😛 ---
**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 2:47am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/13-reasons-to-smile/10821/4 "2008-04-10T02:47:05Z")
For me, the 13 reasons to make me smile: My teeth!!! ---
**Author:** ![vinceb](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/vinceb/32/1139_2.png) [@vinceb](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/vinceb)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 9:16pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/13-reasons-to-smile/10821/5 "2008-04-13T21:16:24Z")
> [@Jasx69](#): > > My favorite really did make me smile hehe…😛 lol it’s my favorite to . it make me laught and make me look like a dumbass at my mother ---
**Author:** ![Bigjake](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bigjake/32/731_2.png) [@Bigjake](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bigjake)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 3:37am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/13-reasons-to-smile/10821/6 "2008-04-15T03:37:59Z")
Thanks Mark! This was my favorite. Truly words to live by. > [@](#): > > Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. ---
**Author:** ![zeph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/85e7bf/32.png) [@zeph](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/zeph)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 4:41am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/13-reasons-to-smile/10821/7 "2008-04-15T04:41:04Z")
> [@Bigjake](#): > > Thanks Mark! This was my favorite. Truly words to live by. A wise man told me don’t argue with fools Cause people from a distance can’t tell who is who -Jay Z “Takeover” Not sure who the original quote or idea is from, but it’s true either way.