# A couple of Funnies to Laugh At

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-couple-of-funnies-to-laugh-at/7109>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [December 3, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-couple-of-funnies-to-laugh-at/7109 "2007-12-03T14:05:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-couple-of-funnies-to-laugh-at/7109/1 "2007-12-03T14:05:44Z")

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The mother of a 17 year old girl was concerned that her daughter was  
having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any  
attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her  
to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the  
woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother  
saying: “Oh Mom! You don’t have to worry about that! I’m dating Susan!”

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Church:

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand. He said “Preacher, I’ll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!”

The preacher said, “Thank you sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use profanity”.

The man said, “I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!”

The preacher said, “No shit?”

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Pancakes:

Brenda and Steve took their six year old son to the doctor. With some  
hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just  
feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.”

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large  
stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

“Gee, Mom,” he exclaimed. “For me?”

“Just take two,” Brenda replied. “The rest are for your father.”

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**Author:** ![nikefredo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9bcb4/32.png) [@nikefredo](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/nikefredo)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 4:33am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-couple-of-funnies-to-laugh-at/7109/2 "2007-12-05T04:33:43Z")

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vary funny i love jokes keep em coming

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**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 7:22am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-couple-of-funnies-to-laugh-at/7109/3 "2007-12-05T07:22:38Z")

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Noticed how many I’ve posted recently and think I probably should slow down, but I’ll PM you some of my better ones. Hows that? 🙂

If you all want em to keep coming though, just let me know. I have a ton!

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**Author:** ![nikefredo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9bcb4/32.png) [@nikefredo](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/nikefredo)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 8:29pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-couple-of-funnies-to-laugh-at/7109/4 "2007-12-05T20:29:36Z")

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thanks love a good joke