# A Day In The Life **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [April 5, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-day-in-the-life/10820 "2008-04-05T22:18:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-day-in-the-life/10820/1 "2008-04-05T22:18:06Z")
A Day in The Life **As seen in a dog’s diary:** 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite! 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite! 3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! 4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite! 7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite! 8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite! 11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people’s bed! My favorite! **As seen in a cat’s diary:** Day 183 of my captivity… My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They din e lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable, and try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing “allergies.” Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time ---
**Author:** ![zeph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/85e7bf/32.png) [@zeph](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/zeph)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 11:44pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-day-in-the-life/10820/2 "2008-04-05T23:44:10Z")
lol grats Mark, Post 1000! ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2008, 1:03am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-day-in-the-life/10820/3 "2008-04-06T01:03:09Z")
1001 now, but I had to stop back and say thanks for noticing. I see that the title below my name now says I’m a phero master too, but feel that I’v only really got about a 50% grasp on what some of these do, and still have a bunch of MX’s that I’ve not even tried. Phero Master, I wonder if there really is such a thing? And more importantly, is there a school for it! 🙂