# A good sense of humour!!

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-good-sense-of-humour/5185>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [August 20, 2007, 4:29pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-good-sense-of-humour/5185 "2007-08-20T16:29:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@sophie](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/sophie)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 4:29pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-good-sense-of-humour/5185/1 "2007-08-20T16:29:36Z")

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# A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

# Why was the 2 piece bikini invented? To separate the meat section from the dairy section.

# Boy 1: why did you run away from the naked lady? Boy 2: because my mom said that if I look at a naked lady I will turn to stone, and a part of me was already getting hard!!

# Three guys were introduced to a girl: Hi, I’m Peter not a saint. I’m Paul not a Pope. I’m John not a Baptist.. The girl replied: Hi! I’m Mary not a virgin.

OLD MAN: Can you give me an erection?  
FAITH HEALER: I can make the blind see, makethe lame walk and I can even  
cure cancer . . . . . ,

# But I’m sorry I cannot raise the dead.

Two employees were caught naked and having sex in the office by the  
guard. GUARD: Aha! Violating company rules!  
MAN: What rule?  
GUARD: Not wearing uniforms.

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Q: What is the difference between Biology and Sociology?  
A: If the baby looks like the father, that is biology. If he

# looks like the neighbour, that’s sociology.

Define Impotence?  
Nature’s way of saying “NO HARD FEELINGS”

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**Author:** ![rollercoaster](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rollercoaster/32/2361_2.png) [@rollercoaster](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/rollercoaster)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 11:46am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-good-sense-of-humour/5185/2 "2007-08-21T11:46:29Z")

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LOL there were a few really good ones in there ^^

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**Author:** ![smn1234](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/smn1234/32/2430_2.png) [@smn1234](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/smn1234)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 11:07pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-good-sense-of-humour/5185/3 "2007-08-23T23:07:46Z")

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tru… good laugh mate