# A profound translation.

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-profound-translation/4769>\
**Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\
**Created:** [July 23, 2007, 10:08pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-profound-translation/4769 "2007-07-23T22:08:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![HABIB001](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/habib001/32/2159_2.png) [@HABIB001](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/HABIB001)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2007, 10:08pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-profound-translation/4769/1 "2007-07-23T22:08:27Z")

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To my brothers in servitude, i have after centuries of research have successfully translated the mysterious language of the Earths Human Females, a language the males of the species long feared and tried to understand. This is a tribute to all the fallen males who gave their lives to liberate mens minds.

Womens Dictionary

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I’m sorry = you’ll be sorry

We need = I want

It’s your decision = my correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = you’ll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I don’t want you to

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron

You’re so manly = you need a shave and you sweat a lot

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re going to hate

I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you’re dead]

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**Author:** ![manfriday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@manfriday](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/manfriday)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2007, 10:20pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-profound-translation/4769/2 "2007-07-23T22:20:05Z")

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Tomb of the All-To-Well-Known Soldier.  
May they rest in peace.🆒

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**Author:** ![XDragonX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/6f9a4e/32.png) [@XDragonX](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/XDragonX)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 12:06am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-profound-translation/4769/3 "2007-07-24T00:06:10Z")

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holy shit wow man this is soooo funny and it’s mostly true just slightly exxagerated lol. Great stuff