# A visit to Hell

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**Created:** [November 2, 2006, 2:02pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-visit-to-hell/821 "2006-11-02T14:02:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@Mak](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mak)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 2:02pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/a-visit-to-hell/821/1 "2006-11-02T14:02:49Z")

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A man dies, goes to Hell, sits on a bench all depressed.

The Devil walks by, notices the new guy, sits besides him.

Devil: Why the gloomy face ?

Man: I’m dead and I’m in Hell, what do you think ?

Devil: Hell is not that bad … Do you like to gamble ?

Man: I guess so.

Devil: On Tuesdays, that is all we do, gamble all night, and you owe noone at end of night if you lose.

Man: Yeah ?, ok.

Devil: Do you like drinking ?

Man: I used to, but Doc stopped me.

Devil: Wednesdays we drink all day, all night .. All select wines, liquors, whatever, no liver damage, you are all fresh in mornings.

Man: Cool ..

Devil: And if you like smoking pot, Thursdays are the days .. we get stoned all day and night .. and your lungs stay 100% regardless.

Man: That’ sounds good.

Devil: Are you gay ?

Man: No, why ?

Devil: Oh, you are going to hate Fridays.