# Age Related! **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [June 11, 2007, 5:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/age-related/4070 "2007-06-11T17:25:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@sophie](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/sophie)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 5:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/age-related/4070/1 "2007-06-11T17:25:53Z")
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.” The gentleman replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!” \<\>\<\>\<\>\<\>\<\>\<\>\<\>\<\> Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?” Slim says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.” “Really!? Like a newborn baby!?” "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants. \<\> \>\<\>\<\>\<\>\<\>\<\>\<\>\<\> An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly. The other man said, “What is the name of the restaurant?” The first man thought and thought and finally said, “What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know… the one that’s red and has thorns.” “Do you mean a rose?” “Yes, that’s the one,” replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night? \<\>\<\>\<\>\<\>\<\>\<\>\<\>\<\>\<\> A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?” “No,” he replied, “Arthritis.” 2007 most impressive screensaversmyscreensavers.info ---
**Author:** ![The\_Dutchess](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/the_dutchess/32/1279_2.png) [@The\_Dutchess](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/The_Dutchess)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 1:10am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/age-related/4070/2 "2007-06-14T01:10:33Z")
What’s really funny is the first one sounds just like my grandmother. She usually refuses to wear a hearing aid even though you have to shout into her ear several times before she understands what you are trying to say. However she has admitted to occasionally sneaking her hearing aid on so she can know what people are saying when they think she can’t hear them. 😃