# any signs of addiction to instant shine? **URL:** \ **Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [August 8, 2008, 6:04pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/any-signs-of-addiction-to-instant-shine/17145 "2008-08-08T18:04:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 110
**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 1:00pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/any-signs-of-addiction-to-instant-shine/17145/110 "2008-08-13T13:00:45Z")
> [@tisha23](#): > > Just because I haven’t doesn’t mean I cant 😉 Toads have no hands right? So they cant light matches. 😃 No No I cant change SteveO into a toad he is one of my favorite people despite the matches. Maybe I will turn him into something pink and squishy. Any suggestions. Turning him into something pink and squishy, from one of the other threads spraying him just under the nose with TUTH could cause close to the same effect. I think I am now catching onto Tisha’s magical powers. But how many applications until he is addicted and sprays it there himself? source for information- [Does TUTH make u feel like a girl?](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/does-tuth-make-u-feel-like-a-girl/17412) > [@woofie2](#): > > She turned me into a Newt, but I got better. was a bad quote from Monty Python’s “Holy Grail”. Steve obviously got the reference, with the proper crowd response of “Burn her” (bad jokes are best when people get the reference) I was just playing along with Renny and Bosshank’s banter about Tisha turning guys into Salamanders or somethings, then Tisha’s response of “salt or fresh water” > [@](#): > > **[Sir Bedevere](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/)**: What makes you think she’s a witch? > **[Peasant 3](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/)**: Well, she turned me into a newt! > **[Sir Bedevere](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/)**: A newt? > **[Peasant 3](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/)**: _meekly after a long pause_] … I got better. > **Crowd** : _shouts_] Burn her anyway! > [@](#): > > **[The Witch](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0095665/)**: I’m not a witch I’m not a witch! > **[Sir Bedevere](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/)**: But you are dressed as one > **[The Witch](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0095665/)**: _They_ dressed me up like this! > **Crowd** : We didn’t! We didn’t… > **[The Witch](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0095665/)**: And this isn’t my nose. It’s a false one. > **[Sir Bedevere](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/)**: _lifts up her false nose_] Well? > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/)**: Well, we did do the nose. > **[Sir Bedevere](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/)**: The nose? > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/)**: And the hat, but she is a witch! > **Crowd** : Yeah! Burn her! Burn her! > **[Sir Bedevere](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/)**: Did you dress her up like this? > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/)**: No! > **[Peasant 3](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/), [Peasant 2](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/)**: No! > **[Peasant 3](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/)**: No! > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/)**: No! > **[Peasant 3](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/), [Peasant 2](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/)**: No! > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/)**: Yes! > **[Peasant 2](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/)**: Yes! > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/)**: Yeah a bit. > **[Peasant 3](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/)**: A bit! > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/), [Peasant 2](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/)**: A bit! > **[Peasant 2](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/)**: a bit > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/)**: But she has got a wart! > **Random Person in the crowd** : _cough_ _cough_ > [@](#): > > **[Sir Bedevere](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/)**: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/)**: Are there? Oh well, tell us. > **[Sir Bedevere](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/)**: Tell me. What do you do with witches? > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/)**: Burn them. > **[Sir Bedevere](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/)**: And what do you burn, apart from witches? > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/)**: More witches. > **[Peasant 2](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/)**: Wood. > **[Sir Bedevere](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/)**: Good. Now, why do witches burn? > **[Peasant 3](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/)**: …because they’re made of… wood? > **[Sir Bedevere](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/)**: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood? > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/)**: Build a bridge out of her. > **[Sir Bedevere](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/)**: But can you not also build bridges out of stone? > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/)**: Oh yeah. > **[Sir Bedevere](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/)**: Does wood sink in water? > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/)**: No, no, it floats!.. It floats! Throw her into the pond! > **[Sir Bedevere](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/)**: No, no. What else floats in water? > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/)**: Bread. > **[Peasant 2](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/)**: Apples. > **[Peasant 3](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/)**: Very small rocks. > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/)**: Cider. > **[Peasant 2](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/)**: Gravy. > **[Peasant 3](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/)**: Cherries. > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/)**: Mud. > **[Peasant 2](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/)**: Churches. > **[Peasant 3](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/)**: Lead! Lead! > **[King Arthur](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001037/)**: A Duck. > **[Sir Bedevere](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/)**: …Exactly. So, logically… > **[Peasant 1](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/)**: If she weighed the same as a duck… she’s made of wood. > **[Sir Bedevere](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/)**: And therefore… > **[Peasant 2](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/)**: …A witch! --- _[View the full topic](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/any-signs-of-addiction-to-instant-shine/17145)._