# Are You Johnny 5? **URL:** \ **Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [April 4, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/are-you-johnny-5/27739 "2009-04-04T21:17:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JohnnyPaper](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/johnnypaper/32/338_2.png) [@JohnnyPaper](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/JohnnyPaper)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/are-you-johnny-5/27739/1 "2009-04-04T21:17:41Z")
OK, so I went back to this same patio on Mckinney Ave. to test things out again. Here is the first test and the results. I thought I should give it another test another day to see if I could duplicate the results. > [@Patio Sniff Contest !](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/patio-sniff-contest/27422): > > Ok, so I have decided to report my stories anyway. You know the products are too good and work extremely well for the stories to be archived and not shared. Yesterday a buddy and I went to sit on a McKinney Avenue patio for happy hour here in Dallas. $2 bottle beers are a steal of a deal these days. It was a rather windy day in Dallas and the portion of the patio I was sitting on was on a corner so the winds would blow all directions and at times swirl. If you can find places like this I hi… So what I was wearing. 1. Last 3 very minimal sprays/ splats of MX292 I had. Around Neck. 2. 3 Sprays MX203 — Ding Ding Ding!!! (gold I tell you) Around Neck. 3. 2 Sprays Spaceland to top of Head 4. 1 Spray of [Instant Openness](https://a314.com/product/instant-openness/) split between forearms. — A spray of Yves Saint Laurant - Pour Homme as cover. Again windy, busy happy hour on the patio. We had a new waitress (i.e. different from last time) and were sitting on a different area of the patio also. So we’re out there drinking buckets o’ beer and talking as normal. The chick waiting on us is a taller blond, very cute, wearing pig tales…(damn that is so sexy to me…brings the song “handlebars” to mind.) She is definitely acting flirty, and similarly to last time seems to be talking and spending more time with us. So I take a moment to look around and see if I can find the other waitress from last time. Sure enough I see her tending to people inside. Well it wasn’t but another 10-15 minutes and there she pops up with our new waitress and asks my buddy if he is Johnny 5? Now I have a serious problem when it comes to people making terribly stupid comments out loud. Well, guess what that little light went of in my head and I had to take care of it. I asked her “Does he look like a 5 foot tall robot packing a laser talking in a voice like _this_ (robot voice) with hands that move like _this_ (making a clamp looking robot hand)?” (I should hope everyone here remembers the movie from the 80s “Short Circuit”.) Well, that made our current waitress laugh loud enough to disturb the dead…as well as the tables around us. Needless to say I did embarass the girl that had previously waited on us pretty bad…She tried to tell us that there was a guy that came into the place last week calling himself Johnny 5…which once again just continued to produce laughter. ( I am not sure if she was coming back to smell again, but she did have somewhat of a DIHL look on her face before she ran off.) Well, now our waitress was coming around rather speedily and would always talk. She seemed to be getting more and more flirtatious. I got up to go use the restroom which involved me going inside through the doors by the computers where the girls ring in the orders…sure enough our waitress was there and it was a tight squeeze. I looked at her n the face and she made a kind of loud tiger sound at me and I instantaneously made it back at her and we had a laugh.😮😃 I got back to the table and we had a few beers left…We bought a couple shots of Jaeger. The girl that made the “Johnny 5” comment (the waitress for the previous post at the top that told the other girls to come by and smell me) came by and apologized for making a dumb comment…I told her it really was no big deal and at a minimum provided us with a great laugh. We finished up the brews and left our waitress a nice tip… Overall it was a great afternoon and I think MX203 and MX292 are excellent for ladies and livening up any type of atmosphere. I am gonna check it out one more time here in a week or two and try to duplicate yet some other crazy/ outta the normal events there, perhaps with new or same waitresses. Man life is great!😃😃 Take Care and Have A Nice Weekend! - JP 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![pherophreak](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/pherophreak/32/1531_2.png) [@pherophreak](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/pherophreak)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 2:33am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/are-you-johnny-5/27739/2 "2009-04-05T02:33:56Z")
Good report. Interesting use of Spaceland. Is it for a goofy atmosphere or rather the IH effects? ---
**Author:** ![JohnnyPaper](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/johnnypaper/32/338_2.png) [@JohnnyPaper](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/JohnnyPaper)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 4:04am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/are-you-johnny-5/27739/3 "2009-04-05T04:04:58Z")
> [@pherophreak](#): > > Good report. Interesting use of Spaceland. Is it for a goofy atmosphere or rather the IH effects? Thanks. Yeah, I kinda left it (Spaceland) on the sidelines for a while. I don’t know why but I did. Spaceland is a GREAT! phero! It can do wonders for many mixes and I tell you what, if you put on enough of that stuff and walk into a bar (or anywhere somewhat crowded and naturally jovial), it can make people get really loud and be quite giggly!(noticably more than normal) You should get a bottle if you don’t already have one and try it out. Very cool stuff! -JP 🆒 Edit: I see that you have Spaceland already…Great stuff isn’t it! And also, have you tried out a single spray of that 100mcg None? Dammit man that would put most of us under and leave us in a bad way probably! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pherophreak](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/pherophreak/32/1531_2.png) [@pherophreak](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/pherophreak)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 4:11am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/are-you-johnny-5/27739/4 "2009-04-05T04:11:37Z")
> [@JohnnyPaper](#): > > Thanks. Yeah, I kinda left it (Spaceland) on the sidelines for a while. I don’t know why but I did. Spaceland is a GREAT! phero! It can do wonders for many mixes and I tell you what, if you put on enough of that stuff and walk into a bar (or anywhere somewhat crowded and naturally jovial), it can make people get really loud and be quite giggly!(noticably more than normal) > > You should get a bottle if you don’t already have one and try it out. Very cool stuff! > > -JP 🆒 > > Edit: I see that you have the Spaceland already…Great stuff isn’t it! And also, have you tried out a single spray of that 100mcg None? Dammit man that would put most of us under and leave us in a bad way probably! 😉 I have a few bottles and tgs of the stuff. Haven’t got any mixes that I really enjoy involving spaceland though. ---
**Author:** ![txironhead](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/txironhead/32/595_2.png) [@txironhead](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/txironhead)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/are-you-johnny-5/27739/5 "2009-04-05T05:25:17Z")
> [@JohnnyPaper](#): > > Again windy, busy happy hour on the patio. No kidding, try gale force winds in the Houston area…it’s been insane! ---
**Author:** ![JohnnyPaper](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/johnnypaper/32/338_2.png) [@JohnnyPaper](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/JohnnyPaper)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/are-you-johnny-5/27739/6 "2009-04-05T17:56:58Z")
> [@txironhead](#): > > > [@JohnnyPaper](#): > > > > Again windy, busy happy hour on the patio. > > No kidding, try gale force winds in the Houston area…it’s been insane! Yeah, it’s been so damn windy here too that my grill keeps blowing around the porch and it’s howling through the screens on my windows. What’s even more irritating is that you really have to get lucky to have a “normal” golf day.😠 Take Care. -JP 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Rovot](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rovot/32/5179_2.png) [@Rovot](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Rovot)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/are-you-johnny-5/27739/7 "2009-04-05T18:00:57Z")
Rad. Gotta try that combo. ---
**Author:** ![pherophreak](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/pherophreak/32/1531_2.png) [@pherophreak](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/pherophreak)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/are-you-johnny-5/27739/8 "2009-04-05T18:11:47Z")
> [@Rovot](#): > > Rad. Gotta try that combo. Are you a weirdo? What the hell are you doing here?