# Australians Decimate Englishmen

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/australians-decimate-englishmen/1429>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [January 5, 2007, 5:30am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/australians-decimate-englishmen/1429 "2007-01-05T05:30:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![terry0400-40](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/terry0400-40/32/1915_2.png) [@terry0400-40](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/terry0400-40)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2007, 5:30am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/australians-decimate-englishmen/1429/1 "2007-01-05T05:30:40Z")

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Those young loudmouthed whinging pommy bastards went down once again, to the mighty refined and cultured Auatralian gentlemen of cricket supremacy. After over seven weeks of battle toil and sweat, we magnificent Australians took the ASHES with a clean sweep. The scores at 5 to 0. I think we will have to send a squad of schoolboys over to pommy land, to show the poor useless milksop English lost losers how to play cricket, ha ha .The funny thing is, these panzy handed mothers boys, came over here full of milkwind and soft sugar, threatening to tear our “old boys” cricket team apart, ha ha. But now that they have been given the hiding that they deserve, they will be going home in discrace, with their limpid and lagged out pussy tails between their jellied and ice cream wobbly lil legs yeaaar. Yus ya wittle wimp wristed limpid willy widdlers, ha ha ha. Poor pommy bastards yaaaa heeee naaaheee.terry0400-40 PS I MAY HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE RIDE OVER TO THE OLD COUNTRY TO TEACH THESE LADS A LITTLE IN THE WAY OF CULTURE AND REFINEMENT Hmmmmmmmm…😃 😃 🆒 🙂

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**Author:** ![Gem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Gem](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Gem)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/australians-decimate-englishmen/1429/2 "2007-01-05T18:14:52Z")

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😃😃

I love the metaphores 😛

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**Author:** ![terry0400-40](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/terry0400-40/32/1915_2.png) [@terry0400-40](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/terry0400-40)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2007, 7:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/australians-decimate-englishmen/1429/3 "2007-01-05T19:25:25Z")

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> [@Gem](#):
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> 😃😃
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> I love the metaphores 😛

Hmmmm, i think i do as well but i am not sure, i just looked up the dictionary to see what a metaphore is, ( a descriptive term to object to which it is not literally applicable ) so now i know, or i think i might know, really im not sure. Nevertheless i probably got my nice message across, and it may even have caused a reaction, but then again, being so unschooled as i am, really im not sure. But one thing i am sure of , and that i have done my part in stirring the pommys up, after all they are fair game, and there was an excellent window of opportunity at my disposal. Nevertheless i think allmankind are pretty much equal the world over, and the poms are no worse or better, really it is a bit of a toss up between the poms and the septic tanks yes the wanks, i mean the yanks ( Americans ) and the Ausies, well we are a rather refined group of nice gentlemen, that seems to sum it up. When i was alone and looking deep within the souls of the English boys, i must say that i was overcome with a degree of compassion, after all they have been through and have aspired to, the efforts and struggles of the individual in their lives within their transition from boys to men, and also the deep individual shaping thoughts of each of them, which i did comprehend and have empathy for, Actually i did offer a quiet and sincere prayer for these lads, that they may receive comfort, wellbeing,prosperity and peace in each of their lives and that of their families, and that is the blessing that i did leave upon them. I am not sure if it was literally applicable but i did it anyway.terry0400-40 🙂

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**Author:** ![bronzie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@bronzie](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bronzie)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 12:59am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/australians-decimate-englishmen/1429/4 "2007-01-06T00:59:45Z")

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> [@Gem](#):
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> 😃😃
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> I love the metaphores 😛

more like clichés!!! the reason its a cliché is because its the true core of life!

Aussies rule.

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**Author:** ![terry0400-40](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/terry0400-40/32/1915_2.png) [@terry0400-40](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/terry0400-40)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 1:05pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/australians-decimate-englishmen/1429/5 "2007-01-06T13:05:55Z")

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> [@bronzie](#):
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> more like clichés!!! the reason its a cliché is because its the true core of life!
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> Aussies rule.

HAIL, OH MIGHTY BRONZE WARRIOR. Thou great defender of the people. I am so thankfullthat you could find the time to disrobe, and vacate the courthouse momentarily, so as to devote a few minutes, of your most valuable time, to contribute to this simple and theraputic thread. Have you clinched any deals lately, in your dealings with judges, government leaders and criminals ? Well chill out now brother, just chill, cause this is a cool oh so cool thread, and , Its so cold here in the lowlands, as i look, from the icy windows of my heart, can you see what I I I might see, here in the lowlands, as i look, from the icy windows of my heart, do you know whats really goin down town, here in the lowlands, as i …look…icy windows… its so cold cold cold…terry0400-40 🆒

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**Author:** ![Gem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Gem](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Gem)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/australians-decimate-englishmen/1429/6 "2007-01-06T14:39:02Z")

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> [@terry0400-40](#):
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> . Nevertheless i probably got my nice message across, and it may even have caused a reaction,

Absolutely my message was meant to be complimentary, the content didn’t bother me (can’t make any excuses for our nations cricket ‘heros’) but the language and decriptions used in your original post were so full colour and life and passion, I really enjoyed reading it. 🙂

Oh but one final word - it’s a pitty your boys don’t get to take the ashes home hey? They live here permanently at Lords cricket ground (where they belong)😛😛😛😃

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**Author:** ![terry0400-40](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/terry0400-40/32/1915_2.png) [@terry0400-40](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/terry0400-40)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/australians-decimate-englishmen/1429/7 "2007-01-06T20:03:45Z")

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> [@Gem](#):
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> Absolutely my message was meant to be complimentary, the content didn’t bother me (can’t make any excuses for our nations cricket ‘heros’) but the language and decriptions used in your original post were so full colour and life and passion, I really enjoyed reading it. 🙂 That is ok, i thought you were putting shit on me, but seeing as i am unschooled and ignorant of all literary concepts, i know i deserve it. Actually you seem to come across as quite a nice person, with a more noble spirit than i had previously envisioned.
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> Oh but one final word - it’s a pitty your boys don’t get to take the ashes home hey? They live here permanently at Lords cricket ground (where they belong)😛😛😛😃

Yes i forgot that they were kept there. To be honest, i do not follow the cricket at all, and any other ball games either for that matter, most of the group of people who raised me were mad sports fans, and also horse racing ect. but i grew up with out any interest in games and horse racing. But it was a superb oportunity to do a little pommy bashing lol, you probably realise by now that i like to stir the English, even the yanks but i think the yanks would be more prone to take offence.🙂
