# Battlefield report

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/battlefield-report/991>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [November 30, 2006, 1:46pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/battlefield-report/991 "2006-11-30T13:46:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Mak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@Mak](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mak)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 1:46pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/battlefield-report/991/1 "2006-11-30T13:46:27Z")

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After 6 months at the battle front, private Matt was awarded a 3 day leave to go home to his girlfriend.

Matt’s unit soldiers are counting on him, to engage the girlfriend in a suprise sexual ambush, and to fax back details on emergency line.

Private Matt is then briefed on mission & goals, and is groomed in preparation. Hot meal, shower, haircut and shave. He is sent off, carrying the hopes of his unit who await in anticipation.

Many hours pass, fax arrives reading : “Subject has period, ambush aborted, awaiting further instruction”.

Unit consult over the siutation, faxing back: “Attack from behind and report”..

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**Author:** ![catlord17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@catlord17](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/catlord17)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/battlefield-report/991/2 "2006-11-30T21:57:44Z")

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lol Where there’s a will, there’s a way!

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**Author:** ![MarkL](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/markl/32/825_2.png) [@MarkL](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/MarkL)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 10:26pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/battlefield-report/991/3 "2006-11-30T22:26:50Z")

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Give the order: **About Face!**

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**Author:** ![Rbt](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rbt/32/2066_2.png) [@Rbt](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Rbt)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 11:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/battlefield-report/991/4 "2006-11-30T23:25:33Z")

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> [@catlord17](#):
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> lol Where there’s a will, there’s a way!

-Anna Nichole Smith