# Best Pick Up Line Ever Heard **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [June 22, 2008, 6:30am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/best-pick-up-line-ever-heard/14247 "2008-06-22T06:30:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2008, 6:30am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/best-pick-up-line-ever-heard/14247/1 "2008-06-22T06:30:24Z")
**BEST PICK UP LINE EVER HEARD** \*\*\*\* * * * **A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.** * * * **The woman notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’** * * * **No’, he replies, ‘I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.’** * * * **The intrigued woman says, ‘A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?’** * * * **The cowboy explains, ‘It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.’** * * * **The lady says, ‘What’s it telling you now?’** * * * **‘Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.’** * * * **The woman giggles and replies ‘Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!’;** **The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,… ‘Damn thing’s an hour fast!’** ---
**Author:** ![K24](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/k24/32/1513_2.png) [@K24](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/K24)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2008, 9:05am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/best-pick-up-line-ever-heard/14247/2 "2008-06-22T09:05:02Z")
LOL, you’d be lucky if you don’t freak her out 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2008, 10:36am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/best-pick-up-line-ever-heard/14247/3 "2008-06-22T10:36:46Z")
> [@K24](#): > > LOL, you’d be lucky if you don’t freak her out 😛 Yes but I’m no cowboy.. 😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![bubblebob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bubblebob/32/2120_2.png) [@bubblebob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bubblebob)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2008, 10:44am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/best-pick-up-line-ever-heard/14247/4 "2008-06-22T10:44:40Z")
Our Mark is a reeaalllyyy creative guy, isn’t he?? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![data4](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/data4/32/272_2.png) [@data4](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/data4)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2008, 10:45am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/best-pick-up-line-ever-heard/14247/5 "2008-06-22T10:45:48Z")
Yeah, I’m already anticipating hearing how it went for him. 😉 -D4 ---
**Author:** ![ariadne](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/ariadne/32/770_2.png) [@ariadne](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/ariadne)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/best-pick-up-line-ever-heard/14247/6 "2008-06-22T14:26:32Z")
The worst come on I received recently was after a guy asked me out on a date and I replied that I already had a date with someone else for the night in question. This was true, but even if I hadn’t already had plans there is no way I would ever go out with this guy. His response was “forget about that guy, I’ll make it so you don’t walk all weekend”. 🙄 It amazes me that he thought this would work! ---
**Author:** ![data4](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/data4/32/272_2.png) [@data4](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/data4)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/best-pick-up-line-ever-heard/14247/7 "2008-06-22T22:37:58Z")
I’ve always liked “Hey… do you have any Italian in you? No? Well, would you like an Italian in you?” -D4 ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/best-pick-up-line-ever-heard/14247/8 "2008-06-24T15:14:00Z")
> [@bubblebob](#): > > Our Mark is a reeaalllyyy creative guy, isn’t he?? 😃 > [@data4](#): > > Yeah, I’m already anticipating hearing how it went for him. 😉 > > -D4 Hmmm, did I miss something here? Wait lemme check my watch. Shit damn thing is way behind, says it’s last Saturday. 🙄