# Birthday joke: the lesbians next door gave me a Rolex **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [September 23, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/birthday-joke-the-lesbians-next-door-gave-me-a-rolex/32716 "2009-09-23T16:25:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/birthday-joke-the-lesbians-next-door-gave-me-a-rolex/32716/1 "2009-09-23T16:25:09Z")
The Lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, “I wanna watch”. ---
**Author:** ![moonwhisper](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/moonwhisper/32/1735_2.png) [@moonwhisper](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/moonwhisper)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 3:39am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/birthday-joke-the-lesbians-next-door-gave-me-a-rolex/32716/2 "2009-09-24T03:39:42Z")
LOLOL oh my… I haven’t yet met a man who didn’t want to. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 5:27am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/birthday-joke-the-lesbians-next-door-gave-me-a-rolex/32716/3 "2009-09-24T05:27:35Z")
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day they will rejoice!” Pelosi replied, “I seriously doubt that; with one little wave of your hand? Show me.” So the Pope slapped her.