# Bless me Father, for I have sinned **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [June 27, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/bless-me-father-for-i-have-sinned/14520 "2008-06-27T12:12:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mac](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mac/32/796_2.png) [@mac](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mac)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/bless-me-father-for-i-have-sinned/14520/1 "2008-06-27T12:12:31Z")
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl”. The priest asks, “Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” “Well, Johnny, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?” “I cannot say.” “Was it Teresa Volpe?” “I’ll never tell.” “Was it Nina Capelli?” “I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.” “Was it Cathy Piriano?” “My lips are sealed.” “Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?” “Please, Father, I cannot tell you.” The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.” Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?” “4 months vacation and five good leads.” ---
**Author:** ![quitefrank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/bbce88/32.png) [@quitefrank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/quitefrank)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2008, 1:40am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/bless-me-father-for-i-have-sinned/14520/2 "2008-06-28T01:40:04Z")
I don’t get it. Help? lol ---
**Author:** ![mockingbird](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mockingbird/32/1790_2.png) [@mockingbird](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2008, 2:22am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/bless-me-father-for-i-have-sinned/14520/3 "2008-06-28T02:22:30Z")
> [@quitefrank](#): > > I don’t get it. Help? lol Haha, 5 clues on which girl to go to, and a couple of months to do so 😃 Nice joke thx 🙂 mac Hey frank, trying to get 50 posts in a short time? 🙄 😃 ---
**Author:** ![quitefrank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/bbce88/32.png) [@quitefrank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/quitefrank)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2008, 6:47am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/bless-me-father-for-i-have-sinned/14520/4 "2008-06-28T06:47:03Z")
Wait, so the guy who says he is sinned went to those five ‘prostitutes’, but says no anyway, and the Father just got the names of those ‘prostitutes’ to try out? Okay I give up 😕 ---
**Author:** ![galydrum](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/galydrum/32/5181_2.png) [@galydrum](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/galydrum)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/bless-me-father-for-i-have-sinned/14520/5 "2008-06-29T22:07:09Z")
No . . . the kid fooled the father into giving him the names of 5 loose girls (not prostitutes) that have probably confessed in the same booth. “Leads” on which girls are easy. Catholic humor. Good joke. ---
**Author:** ![Inkob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/inkob/32/985_2.png) [@Inkob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Inkob)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2008, 10:02pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/bless-me-father-for-i-have-sinned/14520/6 "2008-06-30T22:02:19Z")
Why did the blondy try to steall a police car? She saw 911 and tought it was a Porsche. ---
**Author:** ![lakerman34](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/lakerman34/32/1663_2.png) [@lakerman34](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/lakerman34)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/bless-me-father-for-i-have-sinned/14520/7 "2008-07-01T03:54:27Z")
HAHAHAHA That is SO good. LMAO ---
**Author:** ![Inkob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/inkob/32/985_2.png) [@Inkob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Inkob)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 8:08am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/bless-me-father-for-i-have-sinned/14520/8 "2008-07-01T08:08:31Z")
Why does the blondy crawling over the street? She saw a sign with “dont walk”