# Blonde Jokes

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/blonde-jokes/30013>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [June 19, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/blonde-jokes/30013 "2009-06-19T20:39:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tommy369](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tommy369/32/754_2.png) [@Tommy369](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tommy369)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/blonde-jokes/30013/1 "2009-06-19T20:39:15Z")

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Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes Twinkle?  
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.

Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?  
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don’t have elevator jobs?  
A: Cos they’ve no idea of the route.

To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with ‘Please turn over’ scribbled on both sides.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?  
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Q: Why do blondes love lightning?  
A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.

It’s with tremendous sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her brains…yes, her husband just died.

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?  
A: She couldn’t find the recipe.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?  
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?  
A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses’ faces.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?  
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?  
A: You don’t lend the Porsche out to your friend.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and “The Titanic”?  
A: They know how many men went down on “The Titanic”.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?  
A: So she wouldn’t get Hearing Aides.

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:  
Brunette: Last night I had _three_ orgasms in a row!  
Blonde: That’s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.  
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.  
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.

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**Author:** ![TheAttractor](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/theattractor/32/575_2.png) [@TheAttractor](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/TheAttractor)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2009, 3:15am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/blonde-jokes/30013/2 "2009-06-21T03:15:13Z")

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Q: What do you call a blond who dyes her hair brown?  
A: Artificial intelligence.

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**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2009, 5:08am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/blonde-jokes/30013/3 "2009-06-21T05:08:42Z")

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yup, that’s been done-

> [@The epic Blond Joke thread](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-epic-blond-joke-thread/17865):
>
> Yes, I am blond, so I can tell them. A newly wed Blond’s Diary of her Cooking experiences It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper A good day for rice. The recipe s…