# Brilliant!! Sick Leave :) **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [April 1, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658 "2008-04-01T18:35:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/1 "2008-04-01T18:35:46Z")
got this in my mailbox.. nice little story šŸ™‚ "I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted ā€˜Crazyā€™ Then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (whoā€™s blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the Boss might think I was ā€˜Crazyā€™ and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, ā€˜What in the name of good GOD are you doing?ā€™ I told him I was a light bulb. He said, ā€˜You are clearly stressed out.ā€™ Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.ā€™ I jumped down and walked out of the officeā€¦ When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, ā€˜..And where do you think youā€™re going?!ā€™ (Youā€™re gonna love thisā€¦) She said, 'Iā€™m going home too. I canā€™t work in the dark." ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/2 "2008-04-01T20:53:43Z")
Then the boss took off to buy another lightbulb. šŸ™„ To funny Phoenix! ---
**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/3 "2008-04-02T13:44:12Z")
Thatā€™s MEAN. I bet Brunettes canā€™t work in the dark either. ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/4 "2008-04-02T14:03:28Z")
> [@phernoob](#): > > Thatā€™s MEAN. I bet Brunettes canā€™t work in the dark either. Of course they canā€™t. I just posted it the way I received it.. ---
**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 2:55pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/5 "2008-04-02T14:55:01Z")
I was going to ask a Brunette what they thought about this joke. But alas, I couldnā€™t find one - theyā€™re INVISIBLE! Ha! jk! ---
**Author:** ![z414a4d](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/z414a4d/32/1299_2.png) [@z414a4d](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/z414a4d)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 7:21pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/6 "2008-04-02T19:21:30Z")
bahaha- good jokeā€¦good joke. ---
**Author:** ![petervz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@petervz](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/petervz)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 12:24am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/7 "2008-04-03T00:24:39Z")
Hehe thats good! ---
**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 12:55am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/8 "2008-04-03T00:55:21Z")
Yea- well Blondes DO really know how to have more fun. Plus I am smart, I read that my I.Q. is 8.5. Wait, no, sorry, thatā€™s my shoe size. ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 12:58am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/9 "2008-04-03T00:58:22Z")
Hey, thatā€™s bigger than my hat size. ---
**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 1:11am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/10 "2008-04-03T01:11:08Z")
Mine is 36C. No, sorry thats not a hat since it has two bumps. What is the other bump for? Looks real funny when I strap it to my head! I guess Iā€™ll just store my ToGos in there. ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 1:55am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/11 "2008-04-03T01:55:30Z")
Itā€™s a Yamika for conjoined jewish twins. ---
**Author:** ![Bella](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bella/32/1738_2.png) [@Bella](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bella)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 2:20am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/12 "2008-04-03T02:20:06Z")
Phoenix loved the joke! šŸ˜ƒ > [@phernoob](#): > > Thatā€™s MEAN. I bet Brunettes canā€™t work in the dark either. Notsomeanā€¦šŸ˜›ā€¦and I do some of my best..ahā€¦work ā€œin the darkā€ā€¦low light, anywayā€¦lol > [@phernoob](#): > > I was going to ask a Brunette what they thought about this joke. But alas, I couldnā€™t find one - theyā€™re INVISIBLE! Ha! jk! See aboveā€¦ Iā€™ve been called alotta thingsā€¦but invisible ainā€™t one of 'emā€¦ahemā€¦šŸ†’ YO BLONDIEā€¦YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME? Perhaps next time you need a ā€œbrunett opinionā€ you should look a little closer to your roots. J/K!..šŸ˜® šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 2:36am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/13 "2008-04-03T02:36:00Z")
Now, Now Bella, calm down and play nice šŸ˜‰ You aint sittin on 666 anymore, and Iā€™m glad you missed seeing any of my posts the other day when I was sittin on it. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Bella](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bella/32/1738_2.png) [@Bella](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bella)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 5:41am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/14 "2008-04-03T05:41:43Z")
> [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > _ **Now, Now Bella, calm down and play nice** _ šŸ˜‰ And you! Let Blondieā€¦er..Ms. noob speak for herselfā€¦she posed the question, cowboy. > [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > _ **You aint sittin on 666 anymore** _, and Iā€™m glad you missed seeing any of my posts the other day when _ **I was sittin on it.** _ šŸ˜› As far as 666? I wouldnā€™t worry bout sittinā€™ on that..ermā€¦you seem _very_ comfortableā€¦ šŸ˜ƒ Why is it the brunettes are always their own freakinā€™ back upā€¦GOD!..good thing I can stand on my ownā€¦another under appreciated brunette traitā€¦my mama warned me thatā€™s what happens when they learn you can take care of yourselfā€¦sometimes I learn my lessons too wellā€¦Iā€™ve really gotta stop paying attentionā€¦always gets me in troubleā€¦šŸ™„ā€¦whateverā€¦see? a blonde momentā€¦happens to the best of usā€¦šŸ˜ƒ ā€¦and youā€™re wrongā€¦I was never not sittinā€™ on itā€¦itā€™s tatooed on my..ohā€¦never mindā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 6:30am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/15 "2008-04-03T06:30:47Z")
[quote=ā€œBellaā€] Why is it the brunettes are always their own freakinā€™ back upā€¦GOD!..good thing I can stand on my ownā€¦another under appreciated brunette trait [quote] Ok, well just so ya know, I actually happen to like brunettes more than blondesā€¦I think. I actually like all women, brunette, blonde, red, green, blue or whatever. But, looking at my track record and the girls I chase, itā€™s usually brunettes before blondes. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 6:46am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/16 "2008-04-03T06:46:56Z")
> [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > Ok, well just so ya know, I actually happen to like brunettes more than blondesā€¦I think. I actually like all women, brunette, blonde, red, green, blue or whatever. But, looking at my track record and the girls I chase, itā€™s usually brunettes before blondes. šŸ˜‰ Most blondes I meet are just brunettes who have coloured their hair actually.. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 6:54am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/17 "2008-04-03T06:54:16Z")
Yep, I read somewhere awhile back that 70% of blondeā€™s are only blondeā€™s because they dyed their hair. And maybe thatā€™s why I tend to prefer brunettes, because theyā€™re more real. In all fairness though, I did marry (and divorce) a blonde, but she was natural. ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 6:59am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/18 "2008-04-03T06:59:34Z")
> [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > Yep, I read somewhere awhile back that 70% of blondeā€™s are only blondeā€™s because they dyed their hair. And maybe thatā€™s why I tend to prefer brunettes, because theyā€™re more real. In all fairness though, I did marry (and divorce) a blonde, but she was natural. Iā€™m neutral to hair colour I guess.. though fantasy-wise red or auburn has something going for it.. ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 7:11am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/19 "2008-04-03T07:11:00Z")
OK, well yeah, Iā€™ve got a soft spot for red heads too, but they donā€™t seem to like me, so I stopped chasing what I canā€™t have. ---
**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 1:18pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658/20 "2008-04-03T13:18:10Z")
> [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > Yep, I read somewhere awhile back that 70% of blondeā€™s are only blondeā€™s because they dyed their hair. And maybe thatā€™s why I tend to prefer brunettes, because theyā€™re more real. In all fairness though, I did marry (and divorce) a blonde, but she was natural. Thatā€™s pretty much true from glancing around at the salon. OK OK, I will come out!! I am a RED-blonde. My roots, ok some of my roots that still have color are COPPER. I guess I am what you call strawberry blonde. So what does that make me? Stupid and feisty? Yah, thatā€™d be accurate! Plus copper hair is so ethnic. Iā€™ve had complete strangers talk to me in a fake Irish accent just to be funny. [Next page](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/brilliant-sick-leave/10658.md?page=2)