# Calculate this! **URL:** \ **Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [September 5, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209 "2009-09-05T12:46:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![catlord17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@catlord17](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/catlord17)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/1 "2009-09-05T12:46:42Z")
So last night I was playing with the ol’ calculator absently, and got the idea to see what it said would make the best choice for what to wear for the evening. The results seemed to suggest that it might have been a better idea to stay in but I persevered. I got a few good hits, but the best hit of all turned out to be for a pheromone I don’t have - P105. How amusing. I ended up using a cascade algorithm to “grow” a mix that had good promise. It has three [pheromones](https://a314.com/) in it, as of right now, but it’s based primarily on P80. I had never used P80 before this. Wow. P80 is… definitely interesting! I think I could call this mix my own “Big Balls a-Plenty” mix. It made me quite aggressive, confident and dominant. It made the distractant hot and wet. It made me wish we hadn’t been in a restaurant… I jokingly told her to get under the table and make herself useful (not my usual way of addressing a woman, mind you, but between her and myself, it would have been amusing). Instead of laughing and flirting, like I thought she would… she proceeded to ask if that was really what I wanted, because she was absolutely ready and willing to do it. I held a straight face until she started sliding under the table, and then I laughed and said… “You do know there are people who can see you?” “Sure. But don’t tempt me. I’ll do it. Right here and now. Just say the word I’ll do it.” She was deadly serious. “I’d love to enjoy your display of appreciation, but I’d rather not get either of us arrested.” “Who cares? It’s not like we’ll be staying in Florida…” she replied. 😮 I could not believe what I was seeing and hearing. Unfortunately, I made a minor mistake. The calculator specified exact dosages, which I screwed up by forgetting to prime one of the sprayers, which resulted in getting half a spray… and that ended up causing the calculations to become divergent from what ended up happening. But damn… next time, I’ll make sure we aren’t in a restaurant, and see what she does. She really seemed to like how aggressive and dominant it made me, and it seemed to make her aggressively sexual in response. I think we may have a new experimental mix on our hands… ---
**Author:** ![Snoopyace](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/snoopyace/32/1727_2.png) [@Snoopyace](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Snoopyace)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/2 "2009-09-05T12:59:16Z")
That is AWESOME! Gotta try P80. I just got it and haven’t done anything with it. I figured I’d play with [P75](https://pheromonelabs.com/product/p75/) first and see what it does for me. ---
**Author:** ![happykitsune](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/happykitsune/32/2415_2.png) [@happykitsune](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/happykitsune)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/3 "2009-09-05T17:29:25Z")
Very nice. Gotta start testing my P80 some more. 🙂 See what kinda results a female can get ---
**Author:** ![Capt.Crunch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/958977/32.png) [@Capt.Crunch](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Capt.Crunch)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2009, 5:35pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/4 "2009-09-05T17:35:37Z")
Hey Catlord, what’s this calculator you speak of? ---
**Author:** ![catlord17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@catlord17](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/catlord17)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2009, 7:13pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/5 "2009-09-05T19:13:13Z")
> [@Capt.Crunch](#): > > Hey Catlord, what’s this calculator you speak of? My calculator is a special very advanced technology I came up with based on research in other subjects, which I use to speed up my [pheromone research](https://pheromonelabs.com/). Panty Scorcher would not be what it is… or even slightly closed to finished as a mix… if I had not had this technology to use. And no, you can’t have one. lol Beyond what I just said, it’s top secret. I’m thinking of using the calculator to create a “Super Man” mix eventually… use all the masculine pheromones together at once in super specifically optimized doses… this sounds really interesting, but I have to do the female version of MX331-334 first. ---
**Author:** ![catlord17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@catlord17](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/catlord17)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2009, 7:23pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/6 "2009-09-05T19:23:35Z")
Just remembered something… last night, I wore too much P80, because I recall thinking it was making me too arrogant on a couple of occasions. Distractant loves it when I pull off the “slightly too cocky backed up by the fact that I really can do what I say I can” thing. I am guessing that is a genetic thing, because a lot of women seem to like that. Well the mix I wore last night pushed me into “emergency ego reduction” a couple times. I think the amount of P80 needs a finer gradation than 2.5 mcg/spray to be at its best here. ---
**Author:** ![mikotorocks714](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mikotorocks714/32/1509_2.png) [@mikotorocks714](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mikotorocks714)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/7 "2009-09-05T21:19:46Z")
Ha, ha I NEED to try this as it seems that I seem to get better hits, confidence, and Alpha mentality from high -none or high Alpha type of pheromones for some reason. I’m starting to think that I probably don’t produce enough natural -none, which is why I like my Instant Big Balls A’ Plenty mix so I’m _definitely_ interested in this cat. Keep it up! > [@catlord17](#): > > So last night I was playing with the ol’ calculator absently, and got the idea to see what it said would make the best choice for what to wear for the evening. The results seemed to suggest that it might have been a better idea to stay in but I persevered. I got a few good hits, but the best hit of all turned out to be for a pheromone I don’t have - P105. How amusing. > > I ended up using a cascade algorithm to “grow” a mix that had good promise. It has three pheromones in it, as of right now, but it’s based primarily on P80. I had never used P80 before this. > > Wow. P80 is… definitely interesting! I think I could call this mix my own “Big Balls a-Plenty” mix. It made me quite aggressive, confident and dominant. It made the distractant hot and wet. It made me wish we hadn’t been in a restaurant… I jokingly told her to get under the table and make herself useful (not my usual way of addressing a woman, mind you, but between her and myself, it would have been amusing). Instead of laughing and flirting, like I thought she would… she proceeded to ask if that was really what I wanted, because she was absolutely ready and willing to do it. I held a straight face until she started sliding under the table, and then I laughed and said… “You do know there are people who can see you?” > > “Sure. But don’t tempt me. I’ll do it. Right here and now. Just say the word I’ll do it.” > > She was deadly serious. > > “I’d love to enjoy your display of appreciation, but I’d rather not get either of us arrested.” > > “Who cares? It’s not like we’ll be staying in Florida…” she replied. > > 😮 > > I could not believe what I was seeing and hearing. > > Unfortunately, I made a minor mistake. The calculator specified exact dosages, which I screwed up by forgetting to prime one of the sprayers, which resulted in getting half a spray… and that ended up causing the calculations to become divergent from what ended up happening. > > But damn… next time, I’ll make sure we aren’t in a restaurant, and see what she does. She really seemed to like how aggressive and dominant it made me, and it seemed to make her aggressively sexual in response. I think we may have a new experimental mix on our hands… ---
**Author:** ![Jasmin](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jasmin/32/287_2.png) [@Jasmin](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jasmin)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2009, 12:47am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/8 "2009-09-06T00:47:32Z")
Loved reading this post, CL. Glad to see you in action! You crazy, crazy man. ;D!! ---
**Author:** ![jjjphero](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jjjphero/32/2026_2.png) [@jjjphero](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/jjjphero)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2009, 4:15am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/9 "2009-09-06T04:15:56Z")
> [@catlord17](#): > > My calculator is a special very advanced technology I came up with based on research in other subjects, which I use to speed up my pheromone research. Panty Scorcher would not be what it is… or even slightly closed to finished as a mix… if I had not had this technology to use. And no, you can’t have one. lol Beyond what I just said, it’s top secret. > > I’m thinking of using the calculator to create a “Super Man” mix eventually… use all the masculine pheromones together at once in super specifically optimized doses… this sounds really interesting, but I have to do the female version of MX331-334 first. Well the fact that I cant have one, takes me from wanting one to needing one!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![catlord17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@catlord17](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/catlord17)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2009, 6:54am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/10 "2009-09-06T06:54:11Z")
> [@Jasmin](#): > > Loved reading this post, CL. Glad to see you in action! You crazy, crazy man. ;D!! I’m having fun. 😃 Just wait… I’ll figure out how to make you gals drag the guy off for sex sooner or later. lol ---
**Author:** ![catlord17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@catlord17](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/catlord17)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2009, 7:00am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/11 "2009-09-06T07:00:32Z")
> [@jjjphero](#): > > Well the fact that I cant have one, takes me from wanting one to needing one!🙂 Yeah, I needed one too. But I had to spend years inventing mine. lol ---
**Author:** ![Pheraoh](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/pheraoh/32/857_2.png) [@Pheraoh](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Pheraoh)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 7:57am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/12 "2009-10-07T07:57:55Z")
> [@catlord17](#): > > My calculator is a special very advanced technology I came up with based on research in other subjects, which I use to speed up my pheromone research. Panty Scorcher would not be what it is… or even slightly closed to finished as a mix… if I had not had this technology to use. And no, you can’t have one. lol Beyond what I just said, it’s top secret. I assume it’s based upon your data collecting of the optimal amount of mcgs per single molecule based upon desired/proven resuults. Then you factor in the best synergistic ratios of any number of molecules combined, which is further calculated by how much of what at what concentration needs to be combined together to make x amount ML of the mix. All of which is coded presumably in a spreadsheet, java script, or C++ type setup. ---
**Author:** ![terry0400-40](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/terry0400-40/32/1915_2.png) [@terry0400-40](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/terry0400-40)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 9:06am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/13 "2009-10-07T09:06:56Z")
I expected some entertainment when i logged on and catty certainly has not dissapointed with his witty humour which had left a huge grin on my face and the only thing that has wiped it away is the tedious rythum of er um counting the amount of mcgs per single molecule based upon desired/proven resuults. 😃 😃…🙄 ---
**Author:** ![catlord17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@catlord17](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/catlord17)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 6:50am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/14 "2009-10-09T06:50:12Z")
> [@Pheraoh](#): > > I assume it’s based upon your data collecting of the optimal amount of mcgs per single molecule based upon desired/proven resuults. Then you factor in the best synergistic ratios of any number of molecules combined, which is further calculated by how much of what at what concentration needs to be combined together to make x amount ML of the mix. > > All of which is coded presumably in a spreadsheet, java script, or C++ type setup. Good guess, but not even close. I would not mind sharing such information/software. ---
**Author:** ![catlord17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@catlord17](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/catlord17)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 6:58am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/15 "2009-10-09T06:58:27Z")
> [@terry0400-40](#): > > I expected some entertainment when i logged on and catty certainly has not dissapointed with his witty humour which had left a huge grin on my face and the only thing that has wiped it away is the tedious rythum of er um counting the amount of mcgs per single molecule based upon desired/proven resuults. 😃 😃…🙄 _bows_ Glad you enjoy my sense of humor. 😃 I do need to play with that mix again… where did I put that fomulation sheet? ---
**Author:** ![Pheraoh](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/pheraoh/32/857_2.png) [@Pheraoh](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Pheraoh)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 12:21am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/16 "2009-10-10T00:21:44Z")
> [@catlord17](#): > > Good guess, but not even close. I would not mind sharing such information/software. Not if it were the actual premise of your calculator as you’ve already vocalized the desire to keep it a secret. What could possibly be so different from the methodology of your calculator from that of an extremely intuitive [pheromone](https://pheromonelabs.com/) user (such as yourself) or Androtics researchers themselves? Ah yes, I know, it’s some kind of secret. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![catlord17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@catlord17](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/catlord17)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/17 "2009-10-10T07:51:52Z")
> [@Pheraoh](#): > > Not if it were the actual premise of your calculator as you’ve already vocalized the desire to keep it a secret. What could possibly be so different from the methodology of your calculator from that of an extremely intuitive pheromone user (such as yourself) or Androtics researchers themselves? > > Ah yes, I know, it’s some kind of secret. 😃 Ah, _mon ami_, would that I could answer that. lol But it’s quite a bit different than you logically deduce. ---
**Author:** ![Brian\_F](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/brian_f/32/1573_2.png) [@Brian\_F](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Brian_F)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/calculate-this/32209/18 "2014-03-07T20:30:25Z")
If I could ask catlord two things, it would probably be, “Did you ever end up getting P105?”, and “What dosage P80 did you use in this mix?” Heheh. Big balls a’plenty.