# Cause I'm Blonde!

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/cause-im-blonde/17091>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [August 7, 2008, 1:14pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/cause-im-blonde/17091 "2008-08-07T13:14:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 1:14pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/cause-im-blonde/17091/1 "2008-08-07T13:14:24Z")

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A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only couto four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”  
“Very good,” said her mother.  
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”  
'Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” She yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? a, b, c, d, e,f, g!”  
“Very good,” said her mother.  
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”  
“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. “Mommy, Mommy,”  
she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these! !” And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.  
“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.  
“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”

“No, Honey, it’s because you’re 25.”

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**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 3:51am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/cause-im-blonde/17091/2 "2008-08-08T03:51:29Z")

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My wife has a female blonde coworker who tells blonde jokes. I will try to think of a way to tastefully tell that one …

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**Author:** ![Jasx69](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jasx69/32/2413_2.png) [@Jasx69](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jasx69)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 1:23pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/cause-im-blonde/17091/3 "2008-08-09T13:23:07Z")

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I Love Blonde Jokes even though Im Dark Blonde I can see the Humor in it 🙂

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**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 12:59am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/cause-im-blonde/17091/4 "2008-08-10T00:59:00Z")

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Ohhh. People really think its funny to tell me blonde jokes. Problem is I am really flaky - and it DID take me a couple of minutes to get the joke.

She got held back - LOL LOL I get it!!! (Is that right?)