# Communication Problems Solved!

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/communication-problems-solved/11270>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [April 16, 2008, 6:06am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/communication-problems-solved/11270 "2008-04-16T06:06:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2008, 6:06am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/communication-problems-solved/11270/1 "2008-04-16T06:06:41Z")

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another gem I received in my email…

Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage

**They find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the**  
**lights out since they can’t see each other signing, or read lips.**

**After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings,**  
**The wife figures out a solution.**

**She writes:**

**'Honey, why don’t we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at**  
**night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my**  
**left breast one time.**

**If you don’t want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast**  
**two times.**

**The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife**  
**If she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis**  
**one time.**

**If she doesn’t want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and**  
**fifty times.**

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**Author:** ![zeph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/85e7bf/32.png) [@zeph](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/zeph)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2008, 6:48am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/communication-problems-solved/11270/2 "2008-04-16T06:48:41Z")

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LOL 😃 😛

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**Author:** ![Mohammad\_Shah](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mohammad_shah/32/873_2.png) [@Mohammad\_Shah](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mohammad_Shah)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2008, 7:03am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/communication-problems-solved/11270/3 "2008-04-16T07:03:46Z")

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HeHeHe! Good one, Phoenix!😃

Deaf people sure solved communication problems!

When Alexander Graham Bell was trying to make a device which he can use to communicate with his wife who was a deaf, he accidently invented the famous device that we call ‘Telephone’!🙂

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**Author:** ![Eldros](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/eldros/32/279_2.png) [@Eldros](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Eldros)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/communication-problems-solved/11270/4 "2008-04-19T14:26:27Z")

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> [@zeph](#):
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> LOL 😃 😛

agreed! LOL