# Conjurator's journal

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565>\
**Category:** Men's Journals\
**Created:** [June 28, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565 "2015-06-28T17:52:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![justintime469](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/justintime469/32/1402_2.png) [@justintime469](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/justintime469)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 5:10pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/181 "2015-11-19T17:10:03Z")

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I find with IS it is a good feeling and confidence but feel like it is meant to be paired with something to really set it off. Solo I like it but find it usually needs something with it to make it really come alive. Maybe this is why I like this stuff so much because it is very useful with a lot of things. I love this with A314 to between this stuff and the Rone in A314 I feel on top of the world. Nothing sexual but when I pair with say P131 this makes others feel good and the P131 makes them feel more connected and touchy. So very useful but yes Solo I don’t ever hardly wear and agree with you and sometimes I get more out of other products. But if I use something with shine it really wakes up.

I tried MX407 which is like based on the CTTM2 with IS and felt really good also.

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**Author:** ![Conjurator](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/conjurator/32/410_2.png) [@Conjurator](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Conjurator)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/182 "2015-11-20T18:13:56Z")

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PRODUCTS:  
[Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/) X 3 to neck

Location: Child daycare, Walm\*rt, home

After having tried one spray, and then, two sprays of Instant Jerk without any perceptible effects on my previous attempts, I have decided to shoot for the moon and go for three full sprays. Again, the smell is kinda peppery and is not totally unlike the smell of TUTH, in my opinion; with 3 consecutive sprays, the scent becomes quite present.

The trouble is that I haven’t got any effect this time around. Not on me, not on the others. And I was ready to play the part, I tell you, I was motivated to make a Dr. House impersonation all day long if need be. But I felt no unusual drive or undue cockiness. I did not feel any OD effects on myself. I did not feel any ghosting, just business as usual. I did not piss off any man. I did not scare nor seduce nor mesmerize nor anger nor excite any woman. My girlfriend and kids were as usual. I made several serious fly-by’s at the local mart without any effect. I even made light chat with at least two women which lead to nothing in particular. I saw that cute chubby cashier again too, talked to her and she was lukewarm, at best.

This product is still puzzling me. Am I naturally producing an antidote to it? Did I happen to get a defective bottle (I mean, these things can happen)? Am I just too good of a guy to use IJ like Lil and Hank said? Who knows. I’ll take any suggestion on this one. Shall I layer 3 X IJ on a base of dried hedione to go crazier on diffusion or something? I want it to work, but going with four sprays of a product that gave me zero effects so far seems a bit pointless; however, if someone feels it’s a good idea, I’ll go for it for science’s sake.

I read so much marvelous things about IJ and seen so many great IJ-based mixes, I would like it to work so bad…

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**Author:** ![HankBuddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f04885/32.png) [@HankBuddy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/HankBuddy)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/183 "2015-11-20T18:18:10Z")

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I have a feeling that you’re like my partner. He’s an incredibly nice, gentle guy who doesn’t project any sort of intimidation whatsoever. We balance each other out. Maybe it’s a good thing that you don’t have the persona to pull off IJ. We need people like you in this world!

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**Author:** ![Lillian](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/lillian/32/1269_2.png) [@Lillian](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Lillian)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 12:31am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/184 "2015-11-21T00:31:13Z")

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> [@Conjurator](#):
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> PRODUCTS:  
> Instant Jerk  
> I read so much marvelous things about IJ and seen so many great IJ-based mixes, I would like it to work so bad…

Take heart Conj  
I don’t seem to do well with CTTM and share your feelings about it. I wouldn’t give up on it, it might be that there is just a part of the equation missing for you…I mean if it came down to it, would you rather give up what you can do with TUTH at regular wear to have IJ work? The difference in your chemistry may have something to do, or not…just a theory.

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**Author:** ![Jdub](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jdub/32/1399_2.png) [@Jdub](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jdub)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 9:38pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/185 "2015-11-21T21:38:38Z")

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Hey Conj.. You might be right about producing a natural antidote.  
I has a similar experience with IS. Everybody seems to swear by it but it was terrible for me.  
I ended up leaving and not looking back.

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**Author:** ![Conjurator](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/conjurator/32/410_2.png) [@Conjurator](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Conjurator)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2015, 2:36pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/186 "2015-11-22T14:36:08Z")

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PRODUCTS:  
A314 (RV1) X 2 drops to jawlines (8h00 PM)  
TAC (40 mcg) X 1 to neck (8h00 PM)  
Ammo (2X strength) X 1 to neck layered over the TAC (8h00 PM)  
Hedione (pure) X 2 dabs to back of neck (8h00 PM)

Location: Home, pub

My girlfriend had been out of the house most of the day because she went to see an afternoon show downtown with her mother and brother. She came back like at 7 PM and told me “we’re going out tonight to a pub, my brother will babysit the kids, he’s here in ten minutes, are you ready?”. It wasn’t planned beforehand. I’m like, to myself, okkk, but… No shower? No mones? Social setting?.. Wait a minute… I jumped in the shower in a hurry and applied what appeared to me as a logical mix for such an evening out in a social place, altough experimental. The event was kind of a fundraiser for a cause dear to my girlfriend. It took place at a local pub with amateur music shows through the evening, all this for a good cause. The first act was a young authentic fiery redhead female songwriter playing guitar. My girlfriend nagged me, of course, because she knows of my redhead girl appreciation: “Is she your type?”. I answered that wouldn’t it be for the hippy dreadlocked hair (can’t stand those), she’d be awesome, really. She giggled.

My girlfriend had told me, on our way to the venue, that one of her female friends was going to be there. Let’s call her Ms. M. She’s maybe 26, cute 7/10, brunette, maybe 5ft2 tall, a bit chubby, she’s is usually ok to talk to, but she never looked at me in the eyes a single time ever since I met her. And I’ve seen her often over like the last five years. She was talkative in the past, but kind of always looking sideways when talking to me. I never understood wether it was out of shyness, or intimidation, or what (that was during the pre-mones era). She is a very extrovert person and has very few inhibitions when she talks, like a natural IH-selfie-high girl who speaks a lot of really-don’t-want-to-know’s and eew-wish-I-was-deaf’s. So historically, she was somehow lacking visual contact with me and being physically distant. That was before tonight.

She came to the venue with her boyfriend. He’s not the chatty type at all so I had few interactions with him. She was chatty as hell as usual. Since it was a musical event, one had to speak quite loud to be heard. The place was packed. We were standing up near a miniature standing round table with beers. Ms. M was talking a lot and she was close to me. She talked a few light subjects that got my interest and I picked up the conversation and became very chatty myself and I was cracking jokes. I have really good ears, but I feigned a few times having trouble hearing her, so she moved much closer and approached her face, tilting her head, to make sure I could hear her well, I did the same. Her boyfriend was looking at the music show and was having a good time. My girlfriend was talking with one of her female colleagues.

Ms. M continued talking to me, she looked me in the eyes more often than in the last five years and gave me not one, not two, but **sixty-seven** boob bumps (count 'em!). She must be around 32B bra-size, meaning she was quite close to bump me. I mean… a few bumps can be accidental, but this was clearly a consensual game. My policy on boob bumps is the following: I enjoy them, I never move back, and once no mistake is possible, I make a move on my side so as to initiate contact and provoke one. If the girl doesn’t move back, I let her come back for more. And she did it, over and over again. I’ll point out, even though this was a pub, she wasn’t drunk. She’s had only one beer. I just couldn’t believe the change.

At one point, both girls started talking about tattoos since there was an artist there making airbrush temporary tattoos to people for a fee. My girlfriend told me that Ms. M had a nice permanent Tim-Burtonesque skeleton tatoo on her back. I showed interest. Ms. M turned around and lifted a large part of her shirt to basically show her whole back. The tattoo was located between the bottom of the sternum up to between the shoulder blades. Nice. Of course, she had to show the back of her bra, a beige one. I cracked a joke to the effect that she needs not worry, I couldn’t see it, it’s the same color as the skin, she laughed. Her boyfriend seemed to find the tattoo display a bit overboard for such a venue, and made a yellow-laugh comment to his girlfriend. She pulled down her shirt. Ms. M and her boyfriend had to go like ten minutes later because Ms. M. was working on a night shift. Ms. M. said to my girlfriend that we should meet to go out again sometime soon.

Because she is what I can consider a known and usually difficult test subject, I won’t hesitate calling tonight’s manifestations “multiple machine-gun hits” even though everything remained on the playful level. This all happened in the presence of her boyfriend and of my girlfriend. The bumps remained between us, but it felt great. I did not get aroused or anything, it was just pure fun.

I had told my girlfriend before we arrived at the place that Ms. M. had never looked me in the eyes even once since I know her. At the end of that evening, my girlfriend told me it **sure** wasn’t the case tonight. She insisted on the **sure** and she added that Ms. M. seemed so comfortable around me, she said this with a strange smile. I agreed, of course. She did not seem pissed or anything, but maybe some bumps were noticed after all.

Great evening. I was not expecting this. Nice mix to wear around Ms. M. for sure. I did not get to move my cloud a lot around strangers, I was quite busy, and content, with Ms. M.

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**Author:** ![Jdub](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jdub/32/1399_2.png) [@Jdub](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jdub)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2015, 3:50pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/187 "2015-11-22T15:50:30Z")

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Wow what an experience!

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**Author:** ![justintime469](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/justintime469/32/1402_2.png) [@justintime469](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/justintime469)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/188 "2015-11-22T21:17:24Z")

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**all hail the boob bumps**!!!

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**Author:** ![Conjurator](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/conjurator/32/410_2.png) [@Conjurator](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Conjurator)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 7:15pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/189 "2015-11-23T19:15:49Z")

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I’ll make an update on post #185 above.

Ms. M. has contacted my girlfriend first thing in the morning the day right after the show to schedule another evening out at another venue. Geez, that’s what I call passion through dedication 🙂.

It seems that when she said we had to all go out again some time soon, it wasn’t the pointless goodbye-time friendly babble that usually leads to nothing… In the best cases, it usually takes days or weeks before someone decides to actually make an invite. This time it took… eight hours. I honestly think I really hit hard on this lady and that she needs another whiff badly. Or some bumps 🙂.

So yesterday, my girlfriend tells me: “Do you mind if we go out again with Ms. M. soon at (that other place)?”. I’m like: “Hell, I don’t mind. I like her a lot, she’s so nice to be around!”. I did not get into trouble with that direct honest answer, which is cool.

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**Author:** ![Jdub](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jdub/32/1399_2.png) [@Jdub](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jdub)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 8:17pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/190 "2015-11-23T20:17:28Z")

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Haha looking forward to hear how that goes!

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**Author:** ![justintime469](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/justintime469/32/1402_2.png) [@justintime469](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/justintime469)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 8:37pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/191 "2015-11-23T20:37:38Z")

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Yes I am curious to see what happens to. I would be really interested if you switched the Ammo for TUTH and see what happens. Then it would be really crazy.

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**Author:** ![brasileira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@brasileira](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/brasileira)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 12:17pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/192 "2015-11-24T12:17:05Z")

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I cannot believe you really counted the boob bumps… lol

Nice report btw… 😉

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**Author:** ![Dee\_A](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7bcc69/32.png) [@Dee\_A](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Dee_A)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/193 "2015-11-24T17:34:10Z")

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> [@brasileira](#):
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> I cannot believe you really counted the boob bumps… lol
> 
> Nice report btw… 😉

When you are planning to report, you must count. 😃

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**Author:** ![brasileira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@brasileira](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/brasileira)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 5:42pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/194 "2015-11-24T17:42:12Z")

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> [@Dee\_A](#):
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> When you are planning to report, you must count. 😃

Makes sense… 🙂

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**Author:** ![Conjurator](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/conjurator/32/410_2.png) [@Conjurator](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Conjurator)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/195 "2015-11-25T21:10:48Z")

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PRODUCTS:  
P9… (12.5 mcg/spray) X 1 spray to neck (8h00 AM)

Location: Child daycare (both days), home (both days), car repair shop (Day 1), convenience store / fuel station (Day 2), restaurant (Day 2)

The test was made over two days because the results I got on Day 1 were a bit inconclusive.

First Impressions: It smells [Neroli](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neroli) (6%) and something else, probably the molecule itself. Upon application, I got a feeling of lightheadedness that subsided ten minutes after. This happened only on Day 1. I got no other immediate physiological effects.

Usage & Application Points: Dosage: 12.5 mcg per spray applied 1 X to neck, for a total of 12.5 mcg. (Same for Day 1 and Day 2).

Most Appropriate Environment: Not a social one. Not a flirting one. Not sexual. Maybe a business confusion weapon among other things, it is a bit early to say.

Types of Effects observed these two days: Seriousness (self), quiet irritability (self), mystery vibe (self), temper improvement regarding noisy environments (self), difficulty speaking coherently (self), sowing confusion (others), light intimidation (others), possible bartering lubricant, helpful vibe (others).

It was my first try ever of that putative. This one is rarely talked about. Since I prefer approaching putatives in a blind testing way, I did not know very much what to expect from it and that’s a good thing. First of all, like many putatives, it smells neroli… and something else. The something else is quite present, it smells like bodily fluid, not like old body odor however, let’s say fresh sweat, so not pleasing, but not that bad either. In the long run, if that putative proves interesting, I think I would wear a cover scent with it, especially if used solo. I got no complaints during the day however, this is just my own perception.

**Day 1:**

I felt lightheaded two minutes after application, but it did not last. Ten minutes later, that was gone. The muscles in my head relaxed very much and quite suddenly after like 30 minutes. I felt a sense of calm. I felt no anxiety or anything.

I found myself much more tolerant to noisy environments. Screaming and crying children (not mine) sounded as light elevator music that I could easily choose not to concentrate on. I like kids, but I’m usually a bit intolerant to crying and screaming manifestations.

I had relatively few social contacts on this first day, so it’s hard to assess the effect in a social setting on this try.

I went to the car repair shop and was able to barter the price down a bit for a car repair bill for last week’s work. I got an helpful vibe from the owner. I am currently looking for a very specific car part that junkyard guys will not sell outside of a very expensive assembly, and I don’t want to pay the full price on that, he told me he’d make some phone calls around for me.

I did not notice anything language-wise since i had few contacts during the day, however in the afternoon, like 6 hours after application, I was stumbling over many words while talking to my girlfriend, I was having a hard time making intelligible sentences on the first try. The words or syllables came in the wrong order, at least 10 occurences. It felt like a phosphorus deficience. It rarely happens to me. I don’t know if its mone-related or mone-kickdown related, but I thought I’d mention it since it is out of the ordinary. Next morning, everything was normal.

At the end of Day 1, I was a bit irritable with the kids, but in a passive way. That’s what I called quiet irritability above. This was not related to noise, but to them not paying attention to parental authority.

My girlfriend came to see me in the bedroom in the afternoon and snuggled me from up close. No comments about odor or anything.

**Day 2:**

I went to fuel the car. I was wearing some secret agent type of black sunglasses. I went to pay the cashier inside. The clerk was a female, maybe 20, with chestnut hair, 6/10. Even though I wore glasses, she avoided any eye contact with them. The girl had a hard time talking, clearly. She seemed confused. That’s it. She went “Would you like your…” (and changed her mind on the question to ask) “You had 52$ of gas, right?”, “Would you like your rigerhz (for ‘receipt’)…” than she detected a protocol breach on her side and instantly replaced this one by a second question without leaving me the time to answer:… "Err, do you have the (…) reward card? - No - Will you need the paper err… er-ceipt (it came out that way first, no typo here, altough this is also loose translation, but that was better than rigerhz (loose translation also))… (then she got it right) receipt! Is she just half-wit? Is she confused by me? Is she intimidated by me? Is it the glasses? Maybe it’s Maybelline (kidding!)! I don’t know, but that was weird. Even when she handed me the receipt, she did not really look at me.

I went to the child daycare, my girlfriend had some paperwork for me to give to a women there. She was a 50’s brunette 4/10. I gave her the papers and I asked for copies so I could bring back the originals. There was definite confusion / hesitation on her side. It was like she did not know how to use the copier. I mean, there are 3 women in that office, and she works there everyday, and she wouldn’t know how to perform this basic task? Come on! She brought up something about the paper format not being the right one and that it would be more difficult. It was standard letter size paper for Chrysler’s sake. You just pop the paper in the top compartment, press start and you get your copies, right? Not for her. She went through like five menus to select the letter size paper. But every copier has this by default. Moreover, most modern copiers detect automatically the format you are feeding to it and it will make your copy based on what comes in. At one point, she only had to tap OK on the touch screen, she made five attempt before I saw that the right size was actually already selected. That’s why the machine was ignoring the modification. I cracked a few jokes to ease up the atmosphere, then explained to her what was happening there. But I thought, what a dimwit, that lady. She finally made the copies. She looked at the two original pages for like ten seconds. I then undertsood she was going through the process of thinking: “Must Sta-ple Sheets To-get-her” because she eventually reached for a stapler. She gave me back the original. What an ordeal it all was. And during all that time, the other lady sitting like two feet away never came to the rescue. Apart from that, I felt some type of helpful vibe though from the first woman.

When I went upstairs to get my kids, the substitute called up my older son who was in the adjacent room. During that time, I was looking through the agendas (i.e. personal logbooks) on the table to get my son’s. I picked it up. She saw me picking it up. My son arrived, she tells me all went well today with him, then she frantically goes through the agendas on the table to give me my son’s, but I already have it, and she had seen me pick it up a minute earlier. I jokingly flashed the agenda near her face and she bursted out laughing, she said on a playful tone: “Oh, that’s nasty (loose translation), you had it already, uh?”. I mean the girl is like 22. It was so funny, I couldn’t help but laugh. She’s good looking, 8/10, long-haired blonde with a ponytail 🙂. Would I get nasty with her? Hell, yes.

I did not experience the word-stumble thing on Day 2. In fact, I was having normal and fluent quality of speech all day long.

I went to have supper at a restaurant with my family and nothing much happened. It was 10 hours+ after application, so not much effect. Only thing noted was the waitress sticking her knee out and raising her breast to note down my order. Probably not putative-related, but who knows, so I’ll mention it. At least, she got the order right, so the confusion, if any, had worn off by that time. Good thing, I wouldn’t have wanted to end up with a green-pea hot-chicken!!

**General observations for Day 1 and Day 2:**

During Day 1 and Day 2, I felt very serious, except on one or two occasions that were explained. I was not sad, not cranky, but serious: I felt like I was no fun, really.

Both days I have been exposed to kids crying and screaming and the same effect was observed, I could actually ignore it quite easily! I’m not talking about focus, yet, more tolerance, but I’ll be on the look-out on my next tries.

I didn’t feel any status boost or anything like that. I felt more reserved and enigmatic (that’s what I called mystery vibe above).

I was not blunt, but not overly nice to people either. There was a bit of coldness that came with that seriousness. That wouldn’t be a social, for me. It does not seem like a flirting molecule either.

Looking back at that girl at the convenience store, the copier lady and my word-stumbling episode, I can’t help but wonder, is this confusion juice or what? Around me, I seemed to be sowing confusion. Not a useless thing to have around, if eventually confirmed, but this would need to be harnessed and steered in some way. I am still on solo testing now, but I have a few mix ideas in my head already for the future. In the meantime, note to myself, do not wear this before undergoing a surgery 🙂.

Business-wise, there might be a possibility for it to work in certain contexts. But that’s just a work hypothesis for now.

That’s about it for now. I will have to retry this one in different settings and probably at different dosages.

Strength: Seriousness 5/10 (to be confirmed), quiet irritability 2/10 (experienced only once, to be confirmed), mystery vibe 2/10 (to be confirmed), temper improvement regarding noisy environments 6/10 (observed twice, to be confirmed), difficulty speaking coherently 4/10 (experienced only once, to be confirmed), bringing confusion to others 7/10 (to be confirmed), intimidation to others 3/10 (to be confirmed), bartering lubricant 2/10 (experienced only once, to be confirmed), helpful vibe 3/10 (to be confirmed).

Length of Effects and/or Tenacity: Most effects lasted 4-5 hours, except for the word-stumbling effect, which, if eventually confirmed, happened a bit more than 6 hours after application. After 10 hours, effects were all confirmed gone.

Effectiveness & Consistency: Since this is my first try of that molecule over two days, no effects are considered confirmed as for now. I’ll try it at 25 [mcg](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microgram). I’m ready to up the dose to see wether the confusion thing is real and repeatable. I’ll repeat at 12.5 mcg later.

Diffusion/Sillage: With the girl at the convenience store, the sillage was at least 3 feet distance. With the copier lady, I was maybe two feet away. With the child daycare substitue, I was at three feet at first, then upclose at 1 feet.

If it had a texture, what would it feel like? A fine mist in the morning.

If it were edible or drinkable, what would it taste like? By all means, without any hesitation: EGGPLANTS, yes EGGPLANTS, dude!! I don’t know why, it reminds of the spell that the Eggplant Wizard used to cast on his enemy’s head in Nintendo’s _Kid Icarus_ back in the day, all complete with the SHPROOOOWOOWOOWOOM sound! Man was that dungeon music haunting! [youtube.com/watch?v=xMSX1j8qLfU](http://youtube.com/watch?v=xMSX1j8qLfU) (skip straight to around **06:00** )

What celebrity or public figure is it most like? The Disney’s depiction of the Cheshire Cat or the Sphinx from the classic Batman TV series.

If it were music, what would it sound like? : The late Syd Barrett’s Octopus. Mad Genius. He’s the crazy diamond! Will be [missed.youtube.com/watch?v=-wLbi3NX0Q0](http://missed.youtube.com/watch?v=-wLbi3NX0Q0)

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**Author:** ![Conjurator](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/conjurator/32/410_2.png) [@Conjurator](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Conjurator)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 3:09pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/196 "2015-11-27T15:09:10Z")

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Thanks for the nominations on my P9… solo report 🙂. I appreciate it. I had much fun writing that one.

PRODUCTS: [Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/) X 3 sprays to different spots on the neck (8h00 AM).

Location: W\*lmart, home, child daycare, coffee shop

I retried 3 sprays of Instant Jerk yesterday for the second time. I still get nothing noticeable on self and on others, even at home. As discussed before, I’ll try 3 sprays again, but this time, over a nice dried puddle of pure hedione as an ultimate shot. If I don’t get anything from **that** , it probably means I’m simply not made for that particular product.

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**Author:** ![justintime469](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/justintime469/32/1402_2.png) [@justintime469](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/justintime469)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 4:44am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/197 "2015-11-28T04:44:04Z")

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Wow great report and very detailed. I hope you get the RU status soon. I am seeing a lot of good reports here in your journal and like your testing style and you make it easy for us to read and follow.

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**Author:** ![Smellymen2002](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@Smellymen2002](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Smellymen2002)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 1:35pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/198 "2015-11-28T13:35:34Z")

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It’s been a long time since I nomated a report but your reporting is some of the best on here. Sooo. You have my vote.

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**Author:** ![Conjurator](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/conjurator/32/410_2.png) [@Conjurator](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Conjurator)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2015, 1:35pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/199 "2015-11-29T13:35:39Z")

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Thanks Smellymen, I am glad you enjoyed my report!

PRODUCTS:  
No mones today (yep)  
Eau des Baux (by l’Occitane en Provence) X 2 dabs to neck

Location: Home

**This post is more cologne feedback than actual mone testing.** I was not wearing any mones that day (yeah, it happens). I had decided to retry the Eau des Baux (EDB) cologne standalone before doing the Tobacco Vanille (TV) vs Eau des Baux comparison test I talked about a few posts back.

My girlfriend has now the habit to take deep direct whiffs in my neck each day ever since the A314 Royale made a strong impression on her scent-wise. She picked up the cologne instantly. She was a bit off with the scent description IMO, though. She started with “Ok, it doesn’t smell vanilla like the other day’s perfume (i.e. Tobacco Vanille)…”. Strange opening comment, since vanilla is the main note in Eau des Baux. Maybe EDB’s smoke scent acted as a smoke screen (no pun intended). I did not want to bias anything, so I asked why it was different from the other time (TV), she said that the scent is much more natural than with TV. She said that TV was more synthetic vanilla whereas EDB was more natural something-else. She enjoyed it quite much because she was sniffing frantically from upclose for like two whole minutes, much like with A314, altough a bit less rabid. She couldn’t get her finger on the scent, but she sure enjoyed it. She might be right about the natural vs synthetic though, L’Occitane en Provence has the reputation of using quality natural ingredients, so her blind comment was quite coherent.

It seems that for my girlfriend, affordable Eau des Baux is more of a hit than hyper expensive TV. I’m not sure that I have the same opinion, because TV is so great and it smells IMPERIAL, but hey, that EDB is much cheaper and my girl loves it. I’ll still make the side-by-side comparison I promised. For the full review on EDB: refer to post #110 and for the full review on TV: refer to post #175.

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**Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 1:54pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/conjurators-journal/64565/200 "2015-11-30T13:54:45Z")

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I just wanted to stop by and congratulate you on your new award and thank you for your great work. That was a nice report and hope this counts in your quest for Reporting User.

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