# Country Song Titles

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/country-song-titles/30498>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [July 7, 2009, 11:07pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/country-song-titles/30498 "2009-07-07T23:07:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Tommy369](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tommy369/32/754_2.png) [@Tommy369](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tommy369)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 11:07pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/country-song-titles/30498/1 "2009-07-07T23:07:18Z")

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These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…

1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye

3. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?

4. I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

5. I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

6. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2

7. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

8. I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

9. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

10. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better

11. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win

12. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonite

13. I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here

14. I’ve Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying my eyes  
out over you

15. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

16. Mama Get A Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)

17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus

18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

19. Please Bypass this Heart

20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

21. You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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**Author:** ![msselva](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/msselva/32/943_2.png) [@msselva](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/msselva)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 10:24pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/country-song-titles/30498/2 "2009-07-08T22:24:27Z")

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> Mama Get A Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)

LMAO hahaha

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**Author:** ![Jedi\_Nights](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jedi_nights/32/346_2.png) [@Jedi\_Nights](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jedi_Nights)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/country-song-titles/30498/3 "2009-07-09T01:06:35Z")

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It’s hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/AwSoYhJ9NkE?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque

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**Author:** ![msselva](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/msselva/32/943_2.png) [@msselva](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/msselva)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/country-song-titles/30498/4 "2009-07-09T01:45:05Z")

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> It’s hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long.

erk!! X\_X lol!

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**Author:** ![moonwhisper](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/moonwhisper/32/1735_2.png) [@moonwhisper](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/moonwhisper)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 3:03am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/country-song-titles/30498/5 "2009-07-09T03:03:43Z")

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> 1. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

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> 1. You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

LOLOLOL Wow, hahaha .