# Damn Criminal . . .Goats?

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/damn-criminal-goats/25276>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [January 24, 2009, 1:08am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/damn-criminal-goats/25276 "2009-01-24T01:08:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![The\_Dutchess](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/the_dutchess/32/1279_2.png) [@The\_Dutchess](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/The_Dutchess)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 1:08am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/damn-criminal-goats/25276/1 "2009-01-24T01:08:09Z")

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In Nigeria an attempted car theft occured two days ago. Who is the police’s prime suspect? A goat. That’s right, a goat has been apprehended. So how did a goat come to be implicated in attempted Grande Theft Auto? Even better how does it manage to drive with hooves? Apparantly this goat isn’t always a goat. Nope, police claim that this was a man vigilantes were chasing down who managed to transform himself into a goat to avoid capture. Don’t believe me, check out this brief article I found on Yahoo News.

[Newspaper claims suspect transformed into a goat - Yahoo! News](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090123/ap_on_fe_st/odd_goat_thief)

🙄

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**Author:** ![PhatSounds](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phatsounds/32/233_2.png) [@PhatSounds](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/PhatSounds)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/damn-criminal-goats/25276/2 "2009-01-24T01:32:21Z")

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Weird & unbelieveable 😮 Thanks for sharing Dutchess 🙂

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**Author:** ![Perrai](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/perrai/32/293_2.png) [@Perrai](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Perrai)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/damn-criminal-goats/25276/3 "2009-01-24T01:39:15Z")

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hell i believe it just the other day I turned into a Goat to avoid mall security

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**Author:** ![So\_Musky](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/so_musky/32/290_2.png) [@So\_Musky](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/So_Musky)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 1:43am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/damn-criminal-goats/25276/4 "2009-01-24T01:43:35Z")

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> [@Perrai](#):
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> hell i believe it just the other day I turned into a Goat to avoid mall security

Your so baaa-aaad.

Sorry, couldn’t resist…

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**Author:** ![pherophreak](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/pherophreak/32/1531_2.png) [@pherophreak](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/pherophreak)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/damn-criminal-goats/25276/5 "2009-01-24T21:57:18Z")

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Shit they caught one of the Animorphs!