# Dictionary for Men and Women **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [June 9, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dictionary-for-men-and-women/13719 "2008-06-09T18:37:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dictionary-for-men-and-women/13719/1 "2008-06-09T18:37:33Z")
**Dictionary definitions for men and women.** **[1] THINGY (thing-ee) n.** Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. **[2] VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.** Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a cup. **[3] COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.** Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner. Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. **[4] COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.** Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. **[5] ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.** Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer. **[6] FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens**\*\*) n.\*\* Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. **[7] REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-troh l) n.** Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. **[8] He said, She said** He said: I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said: You wear pants don’t you? He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said: That’s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said: We don’t know; it has never happened. He said: Why are married women heavier than single women? She said: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge. ---
**Author:** ![Eldros](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/eldros/32/279_2.png) [@Eldros](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Eldros)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dictionary-for-men-and-women/13719/2 "2008-06-09T20:00:00Z")
I think this is a repost, but still funny. ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/pheromonetalk/original/2X/f/f2794cc82c33b15acd88110a672d0e3650518a0e.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Vman](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/vman/32/1347_2.png) [@Vman](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Vman)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 1:56am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dictionary-for-men-and-women/13719/3 "2008-06-10T01:56:28Z")
It was pretty funny. ---
**Author:** ![Shap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Shap](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Shap)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 11:07am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dictionary-for-men-and-women/13719/4 "2008-06-10T11:07:20Z")
ah, brings back memories of our good ol’ fart bonds. ---
**Author:** ![msselva](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/msselva/32/943_2.png) [@msselva](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/msselva)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 3:31am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dictionary-for-men-and-women/13719/5 "2008-06-11T03:31:47Z")
LOL! I like 1, 2 an 8, hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![Richis](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/richis/32/1756_2.png) [@Richis](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Richis)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 10:30am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dictionary-for-men-and-women/13719/6 "2008-06-12T10:30:36Z")
Love it. 🙂 Feels like those forward emails (which I don’t get much of anymore now that I’m no longer in high school), but still fun. ---
**Author:** ![djacquelyn](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/djacquelyn/32/2180_2.png) [@djacquelyn](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/djacquelyn)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 12:58am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dictionary-for-men-and-women/13719/7 "2008-06-15T00:58:25Z")
> [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > **Dictionary definitions for men and women.** > > **[1] THINGY (thing-ee) n.** > > Female: Any part under a car’s hood. > Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. > > **[2] VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.** > > Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. > Male: Playing football without a cup. > > **[3] COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.** > > Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner. > Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. > > **[4] COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.** > > Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. > Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. > > **[5] ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.** > > Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. > Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer. > > **[6] FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens**\*\*) n.\*\* > > Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. > Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. > > **[7] REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-troh l) n.** > > Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. > Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. > > **[8] He said, She said** > > He said: I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. > She said: You wear pants don’t you? > > He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight? > She said: That’s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! > > He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? > She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror! > > He said: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? > She said: We don’t know; it has never happened. > > He said: Why are married women heavier than single women? > She said: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge. Oh my God, these are hilarious…and I wasn’t even gonna read this post…roflmao…too funny 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 thanks for the hardy laugh ---
**Author:** ![Daedelus76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Daedelus76](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Daedelus76)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 2:04am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dictionary-for-men-and-women/13719/8 "2008-06-15T02:04:40Z")
> [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > He said: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? > She said: We don’t know; it has never happened. . I think this is the only one that applies to me. I’m conscientious about alot of stuff, but this is one that always slips my mind. Maybe because it’s my least favorite… _activity_. I think if most guys could get away with it, we’d just leave a spare roll on the toilet 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![data4](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/data4/32/272_2.png) [@data4](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/data4)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 2:14am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dictionary-for-men-and-women/13719/9 "2008-06-15T02:14:25Z")
> [@Daedelus76](#): > > I think this is the only one that applies to me. I’m conscientious about alot of stuff, but this is one that always slips my mind. Maybe because it’s my least favorite… _activity_. > > I think if most guys could get away with it, we’d just leave a spare roll on the toilet 🙂 The solution, of course, is a cabinet above the toilet stocked with a 16 pack. Heh. I came up with a smartass solution to my ex’s constant bitching about the toilet seat. See, her reason is that touching the seat with her hands is unsanitary, but I guess it’s okay for me to do it. So, what I did was buy a box of latex gloves and wrote “For you, my dear, to protect your dainty hands from the plague that is my ass. Sincerely, your loving ex.” on it, and set it on the tank. -D4 ---
**Author:** ![Daedelus76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Daedelus76](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Daedelus76)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 2:35am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dictionary-for-men-and-women/13719/10 "2008-06-15T02:35:02Z")
> [@data4](#): > > “For you, my dear, to protect your dainty hands from the plague that is my ass. Sincerely, your loving ex.” on it, and set it on the tank. > -D4 LOL… that’s so passive-aggressive 🙂 Careful stuff like that doesn’t get under her skin a little _too_ much though. You live with your ex? I kind of got that feeling from your journal. That sounds unusual, maybe it isn’t… what do I know… ---
**Author:** ![Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cab0a1/32.png) [@Daddy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Daddy)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 8:14am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dictionary-for-men-and-women/13719/11 "2008-06-19T08:14:12Z")
didn’t Daisy from Rock of Love 2 live with her ex? buhyeah, that post was funny funny ---
**Author:** ![ohshit](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/ohshit/32/1184_2.png) [@ohshit](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/ohshit)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2008, 11:09am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dictionary-for-men-and-women/13719/12 "2008-06-23T11:09:00Z")
> [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > **[6] FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens**\*\*) n.\*\* > > Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. > Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. This one is my favourite. Great dictionary 😃