# Don't Mess With Texas

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dont-mess-with-texas/11859>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [April 27, 2008, 12:51am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dont-mess-with-texas/11859 "2008-04-27T00:51:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 12:51am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dont-mess-with-texas/11859/1 "2008-04-27T00:51:13Z")

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**Dallas ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 771–You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.”**

**Iran Air: “Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!”**

**Dallas ATC “Tower to Iraqi Air 911–You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.”**

**Iraqi Air: “Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!”**

**Pause: Static…**

**Iran Air: “DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!”**

**Dallas ATC: “Go ahead Iran Air 771?”**

**Iran Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!**

**Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y’all be careful now and tell Allah “hey” for us – ya hear?.**

**Moral: (DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS ! )**

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**Author:** ![z414a4d](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/z414a4d/32/1299_2.png) [@z414a4d](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/z414a4d)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dont-mess-with-texas/11859/2 "2008-04-28T15:53:11Z")

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Hah…Well…I messed with texas the other day..hardcore…I pissed in the Mississippi river! Ya thats right…Your gonna get a stinky water surprise in a couple years!!! Take that Texas!

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**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dont-mess-with-texas/11859/3 "2008-04-28T18:13:23Z")

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Sorry Dude! The Mississippi doesn’t even come close to Texas!

Back to school for you Andrew!