# Dumb Criminals **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [July 11, 2009, 10:01pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dumb-criminals/30619 "2009-07-11T22:01:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tommy369](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tommy369/32/754_2.png) [@Tommy369](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tommy369)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 10:01pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dumb-criminals/30619/1 "2009-07-11T22:01:36Z")
Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills. A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain. When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with “return to sender” stamped on it. You’ve guessed it; he opened it and said a fond farewell to his face. Seattle…When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying it was the best laugh he’d ever had. A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested. South Carolina: A man walked into a local police station, dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the desk sergeant that it was substandard cut, and asked that the person who sold it to him be arrested immediately. Arizona: A company called “Guns For Hire” stages gunfights for western movies, etc. One day, they received a call from a 47-year- old woman, who wanted to have her husband killed. She got 4-1/2 years in jail. A Guy comes into a 7-11 type of store. Gets a bottle of beer. As he is paying for it he tells the clerk to give him the money in the cash draw. Standing next to him is a cop in uniform. A guy robs a convenience store for about two hundred dollars, runs out of the store, and discovers he has left the keys in the car, running, but he had locked the doors. A man burst through the doors of a police station and yelled, “This is a hold up”, of course he was arrested and his explanation was that he meant to rob the post office next door! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![moonwhisper](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/moonwhisper/32/1735_2.png) [@moonwhisper](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/moonwhisper)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 4:47am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/dumb-criminals/30619/2 "2009-07-13T04:47:12Z")
> [@](#): > > Seattle…When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying it was the best laugh he’d ever had. There is a word for this…comeuppance. LOLOL 😃 LOLOL > [@](#): > > South Carolina: A man walked into a local police station, dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the desk sergeant that it was substandard cut, and asked that the person who sold it to him be arrested immediately. This is arrogance in the extreme.