# Fedex guy has humor... **URL:** \ **Category:** Store Announcements & Feedback\ **Created:** [November 20, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/fedex-guy-has-humor/34246 "2009-11-20T19:09:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mikelspencr](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mikelspencr/32/1862_2.png) [@mikelspencr](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mikelspencr)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/fedex-guy-has-humor/34246/1 "2009-11-20T19:09:33Z")
Ok, I got my package this morning… literally found it outside half an hour ago… let jacob know thanks for the free gift! All of my orders have had his handwriting, and name.. that dude is like, a signature reader.. lol. ok.. here’s what happened lol… maybe this needs to be in the lounge or somethig.. not sure.. I got up around 10, cause i know the fedex guys are never late (sarcasm 😛). poked my head outside and looked on the ground… no package. ok.. he should pull up within the half hour… 🙂 I wait…😕 no truck, so my gf says “look again, it might be out by your garage” so, I walk out half nekked (pj bottoms lol).. nothing. i walk back inside, and when i turn to close my door… there is a package jammed between my wall and the fire extinguisher case in front of my front door 😮… so, i grab, pull… tug… jerk… give up,😠 grab pocket knife and cut the package free from the death grip lol.so, i have a piece of fedex packaging stuck behind my fire extinugisher case, and a good laugh for the morning lol. hope that made someone else laugh! :o ---
**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 7:34pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/fedex-guy-has-humor/34246/2 "2009-11-20T19:34:15Z")
Now it would have been super funny if he rigged the fire extinguisher to go off when you pulled on the package. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kelsey](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/kelsey/32/8468_2.png) [@Kelsey](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Kelsey)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/fedex-guy-has-humor/34246/3 "2009-11-20T20:14:53Z")
> [@mikelspencr](#): > > Ok, I got my package this morning… literally found it outside half an hour ago… > > let jacob know thanks for the free gift! All of my orders have had his handwriting, and name.. that dude is like, a signature reader.. lol. > > ok.. here’s what happened lol… maybe this needs to be in the lounge or somethig.. not sure.. I got up around 10, cause i know the fedex guys are never late (sarcasm 😛). poked my head outside and looked on the ground… no package. ok.. he should pull up within the half hour… 🙂 > > I wait…😕 > > no truck, so my gf says “look again, it might be out by your garage” so, I walk out half nekked (pj bottoms lol).. nothing. i walk back inside, and when i turn to close my door… there is a package jammed between my wall and the fire extinguisher case in front of my front door 😮… so, i grab, pull… tug… jerk… give up,😠 grab pocket knife and cut the package free from the death grip lol.so, i have a piece of fedex packaging stuck behind my fire extinugisher case, and a good laugh for the morning lol. > > hope that made someone else laugh! :o LMAO! The weirdest stuff happens to you. I think you attract these things. LOOOOL! ---
**Author:** ![mikelspencr](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mikelspencr/32/1862_2.png) [@mikelspencr](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mikelspencr)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 11:57pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/fedex-guy-has-humor/34246/4 "2009-11-20T23:57:34Z")
steve, you aint right. Mickaelia, you are absolutely right… im the bad luck king lol now, i cut it, so when i go take the stuck piece out, ill make sure im wearing TUTH to make it worthwhile!