# First order: Instant Jerk

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319>\
**Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\
**Created:** [June 23, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319 "2008-06-23T20:14:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![icebellos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ac8455/32.png) [@icebellos](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/icebellos)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/1 "2008-06-23T20:14:53Z")

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Hi, Yesterday I have placed my first order. I started with [Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/).  
I’m 27 and I’m a little skeptical about pherormones so I chose the strongest product. I hope to see some effect, I will try it next Saturday night at a Disco club, I hope to obtain some results. Then I will experiment it also at work.  
What do you think? Have I done the right choice?

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**Author:** ![hco22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ee59a6/32.png) [@hco22](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/hco22)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 12:32am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/2 "2008-06-24T00:32:35Z")

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i dont have any experience with instant jerk, but judging by the name.. do you really want to test it out at work?

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**Author:** ![K24](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/k24/32/1513_2.png) [@K24](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/K24)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 12:36am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/3 "2008-06-24T00:36:57Z")

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I don’t know if you’v done the right choice and i don’t know how much reading you’v been doing, but all i can say is…you will probably get a shock 😃

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**Author:** ![Phya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Phya](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phya)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 1:11am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/4 "2008-06-24T01:11:42Z")

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Interesting first choice. I’d say don’t wear it to work. At least, not without buffers and some cover scent. I wouldn’t have recommended that as your first product, but it did happen to be one of the earlier products that I purchased myself. Never bought it again, if that tells you anything.

Well, let us know how it goes.

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**Author:** ![tisha23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@tisha23](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/tisha23)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 1:25am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/5 "2008-06-24T01:25:45Z")

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Hmmm Interesting choice.

It is one of the most obvious products but just keep in mind all the reactions will not be good ones.

> [@](#):
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> Instant Jerk is probably the best “prove it to me” [pheromone](javascript:void(0)😉 product there is. The effects of Instant Jerk are truly _hit-you-over-the-head obvious_. You’d have to dead not to notice how it makes you and others feel!  
> When you use Instant Jerk, it’ll show you in black and white that pheromones work, and just how powerful they can be.
> 
> In fact, _we guarantee_ you’ll piss people off, get angrier than usual, and even earn some new enemies.

That being said I think you would have been better off with some more mild products that cause attraction and communication but to each his own.

Let us know how you do, and dont forget to do a intro for a GC 😉

Tisha

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**Author:** ![mockingbird](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mockingbird/32/1790_2.png) [@mockingbird](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 5:23am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/6 "2008-06-24T05:23:26Z")

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> [@tisha23](#):
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> Hmmm Interesting choice.
> 
> It is one of the most obvious products but just keep in mind all the reactions will not be good ones.
> 
> That being said I think you would have been better off with some more mild products that cause attraction and communication but to each his own.
> 
> Let us know how you do, and dont forget to do a intro for a GC 😉
> 
> Tisha

True, like tish said, not many members start off with instant jerk. But you will get alot of reactions, regardless if you like them of not 🙄

But no worries, just start with no more than one spray, and never wear it to anywhere else than club and you will be fine, unless you really want to create some chaos wherever you go 😃

Good luck and let us know how everything went, and maybe you just pioneer a new IJ for firsttimers movement 😮

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**Author:** ![K24](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/k24/32/1513_2.png) [@K24](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/K24)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 7:15am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/7 "2008-06-24T07:15:36Z")

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well, some people are born a jerk J/K 😃  
talk about congruency lol, heh.

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**Author:** ![data4](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/data4/32/272_2.png) [@data4](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/data4)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 9:03am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/8 "2008-06-24T09:03:00Z")

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Well, the sales copy DOES pretty much grab the skeptic by the collar and say “I DARE YA TO TRY ME!!”, so I can’t blame you for picking that as a first choice. Just keep in mind, it’s androstenone and copulins, which are a synthesized version of a chemical substance secreted by the vagina, so unless you work in a bar or strip club, I’d strongly suggest you save it for clubbing.

-D4

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**Author:** ![Daedelus76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Daedelus76](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Daedelus76)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 9:31am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/9 "2008-06-24T09:31:50Z")

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Don’t wear [Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/) to work unless you want to get fired. Copulins on a man in anything but low doses really can make you look like a jerk to other men, and androstenone has similar effects on men- physical intimidation. The whole idea behind Instant Jerk, I think, is the idea that some women might find assholes / bad boys attractive… most don’t though, and I doubt most men at your workplace would either 🙂

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**Author:** ![flaming](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/flaming/32/212_2.png) [@flaming](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/flaming)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 9:43am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/10 "2008-06-24T09:43:21Z")

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Well if your a shock jock it may actually help you professionally

Iv used it and its pretty potent! I felt more aggressive (none has that effect on me) but more cocky than normal.Perhaps the cops upped my testosterone levels because i felt ready to fight…

.. i got hit on by a few gals though there were a few nasty glances from guys lol

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**Author:** ![WildFlower](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wildflower/32/1260_2.png) [@WildFlower](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/WildFlower)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/11 "2008-06-24T13:16:50Z")

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lol I might get some of this for my brother and give it to his as a birthday present, change the labels off course. “I’ve got you a new cologne for your birthday, you may need quite a few sprays as the scent isn’t that strong.”

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**Author:** ![Phya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Phya](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phya)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 6:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/12 "2008-06-24T18:25:08Z")

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Haha, no…the scent is about as strong as an elephant sneezing on you.

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**Author:** ![icebellos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ac8455/32.png) [@icebellos](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/icebellos)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/13 "2008-06-24T20:39:48Z")

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Thanks for the answers, my ordered has been delivered, I hope to receive it by the end of the week, I’ll test it extensively and I will write a review on the forum.  
But you haven’t told me if with this product I would be able to allure girls. you always talk about people becoming angry… I don’t mind the men, I’m interested in women’s reaction in clubs or at workplace

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**Author:** ![tisha23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@tisha23](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/tisha23)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/14 "2008-06-24T21:47:36Z")

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Its only good for attracting certain types of women, Women who like bad boy jerks. Like Biker chicks, groupies, Goth chicks, (just teasing) LOL Course you may be surprised to find out what girls like th bad boy aura. This could be fun just dont wear it to church and expect to attract a girl. You will probably get clocked with a purse. Go clubbing or to a bar.

Tisha

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**Author:** ![icebellos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ac8455/32.png) [@icebellos](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/icebellos)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 8:36pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/15 "2008-06-26T20:36:25Z")

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My order has arrived today. I hope to use it during this weekend, probably tomorrow at work, but I prefer trying it in a club for the first time. I hope to allure some nice girls!!!  
I’ll report next week

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**Author:** ![Intensity](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/intensity/32/566_2.png) [@Intensity](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Intensity)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 12:47am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/16 "2008-06-27T00:47:54Z")

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I’m really curious as to how [Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/) would work in a stripclub setting. Not to stereotype, but from my own experience from dating a few dancers in the past, the girls that work in these kinds of environments are somewhat damaged individuals, some of course more than others. But it always seems to me that these kinds of girls are always attracted to the wrong kind of people.

I’ve found that the only times I have ever treated anyone poorly in a relationship was when I was in a relationship with a dancer, and even though I hated treating someone badly, there were many times that I was absolutely forced to be an asshole.

So that begs the question, if being in those kinds of relationships were less than optimal, and in my experience, if those people are damaged individuals, then why I am interested in attracting those kinds of girls? Well, I guess because sometimes those girls can be hot as fuck, and being a guy, sometimes many things get in the way of thinking about what’s best in the long run for me.

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**Author:** ![onthornsilay](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/onthornsilay/32/1427_2.png) [@onthornsilay](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/onthornsilay)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 9:04pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/17 "2010-03-15T21:04:07Z")

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> [@icebellos](#):
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> My order has arrived today. I hope to use it during this weekend, probably tomorrow at work, but I prefer trying it in a club for the first time. I hope to allure some nice girls!!!  
> I’ll report next week

2 years later… still waiting here 😃

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**Author:** ![metalTree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b38774/32.png) [@metalTree](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/metalTree)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/18 "2010-03-16T00:56:40Z")

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> [@onthornsilay](#):
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> 2 years later… still waiting here 😃

He never posted again. I guess [Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/) was the wrong choice for him.

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**Author:** ![GiantPhoenix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/eada6e/32.png) [@GiantPhoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/GiantPhoenix)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:59am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/19 "2010-03-16T00:59:42Z")

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He probally got thrown of a building by a bouncer who wasn’t too fond of the scent. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Stud\_Muffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@Stud\_Muffin](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Stud_Muffin)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 1:10am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/20 "2010-03-16T01:10:43Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> Instant Jerk is probably the best “prove it to me” pheromone product there is. The effects of Instant Jerk are truly _ **hit-you-over-the-head and die, obvious** _. You’d have to be dead not to notice how it makes you and others feel!  
> When you use Instant Jerk, it’ll show you in black and white that pheromones work, and just how powerful they can be.
> 
> In fact, _we guarantee_ you’ll piss people off, get angrier than usual, and even earn some new enemies.

That explains it!!!

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