# First order: Instant Jerk **URL:** \ **Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [June 23, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319 "2008-06-23T20:14:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Olfact\_Amorous](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/olfact_amorous/32/434_2.png) [@Olfact\_Amorous](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Olfact_Amorous)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 1:10am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/21 "2010-03-16T01:10:47Z")
I vote for probably being sodomized by a bar stool leg by that same bouncer who threw him out 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Des\_1](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/des_1/32/695_2.png) [@Des\_1](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Des_1)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/22 "2010-03-16T01:22:01Z")
haha you guys are crazy ^_^ I love Instant jerk! it’s so easy to be congruent with and it’s really not that bad, I wear it to church, on many occasions even! work fun time every where, it just makes you feel bad ass, all you have to do it control it be nice to people here and there sometimes go waaay outta your way to help someone and I’m telling you, this is the best product ever! ^_^ but thats just me, the only way your gonna know is if you try, when I first got ij I sprayed 4 shots to my neck and went all over the town… no one noticed me cause I od’d like hell lol but still, you’ll never know until you try =DDD ---
**Author:** ![metalTree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b38774/32.png) [@metalTree](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/metalTree)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/23 "2010-03-16T02:38:23Z")
> [@Des](#): > > haha you guys are crazy ^_^ I love Instant jerk! it’s so easy to be congruent with and it’s really not that bad, I wear it to church, on many occasions even! work fun time every where, it just makes you feel bad ass, all you have to do it control it be nice to people here and there sometimes go waaay outta your way to help someone and I’m telling you, this is the best product ever! ^_^ but thats just me, the only way your gonna know is if you try, when I first got ij I sprayed 4 shots to my neck and went all over the town… no one noticed me cause I od’d like hell lol but still, you’ll never know until you try =DDD I love [Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/) too. It will definitely give the initial impression of being a jerk and some people will be annoyed by the vibe. One effect that has happened repeatedly for me is with some doormen at bars. I’ll walk up to a bar and the bouncer will say, “What do you want!” or something like that in an angry tone. I’ll respond in soft voice, “Uh, can I get in?” Then the bouncer will all of a sudden relax and ask for my ID probably because he realizes that I’m not a threat. ---
**Author:** ![catlord17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@catlord17](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/catlord17)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 3:37am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/24 "2010-03-16T03:37:44Z")
[Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/) is amazing. I actually think wearing it to church might get you laid, not clocked… if the women are repressed enough! lol I have noticed that for me, what constitutes an overdose seems to change on a daily basis with it, so you need to really be careful, but sometimes 4 sprays is just what the doctor ordered. Then again some days, and around some women, 1 spray is never a small enough amount. You have to know yourself and your company well to be able to use this in some cases. EDIT: Don’t post while you’re half asleep. You forget things. What I also wanted to say was that Instant Jerk is unpredictable. Or rather, how people will respond to you is. Since you’ve already made your order, I suggest using 1 spray at a time and see how it affects you. Androstenone rage is nothing to play with. Although it is rather well buffered for my chemistry, and I am pretty sensitive to androstenone. Once you have proven to yourself that it works, probably the best things you can mix it with would be A314 and CTTM2. Find a good balance with those and it’s just awesome. Not unlike Ammunition on steroids. ---
**Author:** ![Felex](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/felex/32/1096_2.png) [@Felex](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Felex)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 9:17am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/25 "2010-03-16T09:17:48Z")
> [@icebellos](#): > > Hi, Yesterday I have placed my first order. I started with Instant Jerk. > I’m 27 and I’m a little skeptical about pherormones so I chose the strongest product. I hope to see some effect, I will try it next Saturday night at a Disco club, I hope to obtain some results. Then I will experiment it also at work. > What do you think? Have I done the right choice? Ay bro, the first time I made an order was tuth, and honesty it got people around me violent towards me…I got my ass kicked, but I guess you already placed your order…all you can do now is test and kept us update on how things going…good luck 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![douche](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/douche/32/1144_2.png) [@douche](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/douche)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 10:43am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/26 "2010-03-16T10:43:50Z")
I think that purchasing IJerk first will have you hooked and have you knowing that [pheromones](https://a314.com/) do in fact work. I would buy some spaceland or the equivalent in an alpha-androstenol product to even out the jerk with niceness. i wear jerk pretty often. some mixes i like are 1 shot of iJ wih2 spaceland and 1 instant shine. also, control your attitude. if you are cool and act cool, people won’t think you’re asshole. don’t let the pheromones control you, you should control the pheromones. ---
**Author:** ![RADMAN513](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/radman513/32/364_2.png) [@RADMAN513](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/RADMAN513)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:17pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/27 "2010-03-16T12:17:37Z")
I heard that IJ no longer has cops in it, in fact it seems like AD stopped using cops altogether, is this true and if so why? ---
**Author:** ![douche](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/douche/32/1144_2.png) [@douche](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/douche)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:32pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/28 "2010-03-16T12:32:23Z")
> [@RADMAN513](#): > > I heard that IJ no longer has cops in it, in fact it seems like AD stopped using cops altogether, is this true and if so why? If that is true, I’m glad I bought my [Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/) months ago when they definitely were still using cops. and i think that if they stop using cops, that is a bad decision. lol. i mean, you gotta have cops in iJerk, if not most of the woman’s products like instant sexiness or the cops thing that isn’t available any more because i worked so well and got purchased up extremely quickly. wow, i should go to sleep. good morning everyone! ---
**Author:** ![catlord17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@catlord17](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/catlord17)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:52pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/29 "2010-03-16T12:52:08Z")
I don’t know definitively why they don’t have or use cops anymore, but I do know that they haven’t used it for a while… unless something changed while I was gone, in which case forgive the oversight. If I am wrong, someone feel free to correct me. If you have a recent purchase of IJ (without cops) and you want to add cops to it, here’s how. Get a bottle of Essence of Woman. If you have a 30 mL bottle of IJ, add 2 drops of Essence of woman to it. (Or better yet, create a separate copulins dilution, as detailed below.) You’re done. If you have a 5 mL to-go, then you’ll have to create a separate copulins dilution and apply it separately, which is a good idea to do regardless. That’s what I do. Here’s how. Go to the Androtics supplies part of the [pheromone store](https://a314.com/shop/). Order a 30 mL bottle pf perfumer’s alcohol in a spray bottle. Unscented, if possible. 6% Neroli (or lower) is a good choice otherwise. When that bottle comes in, just add 2 drops of EOW to it and shake. Then prime it with four or five good sprays (don’t spray those on yourself) and from then on you will apply 2 sprays of your copulins dilution every time you wear Instant Jerk. That’s how it’s done. ---
**Author:** ![metalTree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b38774/32.png) [@metalTree](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/metalTree)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/30 "2010-03-16T14:13:43Z")
> [@catlord17](#): > > If you have a 30 mL bottle of IJ, add 2 drops of Essence of woman to it. How about 1 drop of EOW to a 5ml bottle of IJ. Would that be too much? ---
**Author:** ![scotties123](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@scotties123](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/scotties123)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/31 "2010-03-16T18:50:19Z")
> [@metalTree](#): > > How about 1 drop of EOW to a 5ml bottle of IJ. Would that be too much? A few drops of EoW in a 30mL of PA will still have a cheesey smell to it. I think 1 drop in a 5mL would definitely be too much. 1 drop in 5mL is like 6 drops in 30 mL. If you could somehow manage half a drop it might work. I recently mixed an EoW dilution and managed to mess up and put 5 drops instead of 4 in 30mL. I’m scared to use it now because I gave myself 1 spray with it and felt disgusted from the smell. ---
**Author:** ![metalTree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b38774/32.png) [@metalTree](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/metalTree)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/32 "2010-03-16T19:58:44Z")
> [@scotties123](#): > > A few drops of EoW in a 30mL of PA will still have a cheesey smell to it. I think 1 drop in a 5mL would definitely be too much. 1 drop in 5mL is like 6 drops in 30 mL. If you could somehow manage half a drop it might work. I recently mixed an EoW dilution and managed to mess up and put 5 drops instead of 4 in 30mL. I’m scared to use it now because I gave myself 1 spray with it and felt disgusted from the smell. Hm. I still might try 1 drop of EOW in 5ml of [Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/) and just cover with cologne. Or maybe I’ll mix 1 drop of EOW in 10ml of Instant jerk and fill 2 togo bottles with it. ---
**Author:** ![Des\_1](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/des_1/32/695_2.png) [@Des\_1](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Des_1)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 2:23am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/33 "2010-03-17T02:23:29Z")
why add EoW? what happends.. like what does that do for attracting women? ---
**Author:** ![metalTree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b38774/32.png) [@metalTree](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/metalTree)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/34 "2010-03-17T04:30:26Z")
> [@Des](#): > > why add EoW? what happends.. like what does that do for attracting women? It’s supposed to give a guy social proof. If a woman smells vaginal secretions on a man she (in theory) will assume that he is getting laid regularly or something like that. I guess it’s sort of like the concept of “pre-selection” in the PUA community if you follow that at all. ---
**Author:** ![RADMAN513](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/radman513/32/364_2.png) [@RADMAN513](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/RADMAN513)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 4:35am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/35 "2010-03-17T04:35:27Z")
Yeah IJ had it until a few months ago from what I heard. Not sure why they stopped. But yeah I never used them, plan on trying some but from what I hear you need to be careful as you want just enough for them to be subconsciously detected, but not consciously smelled…I’m hear it smells pretty bad when you use too much. ---
**Author:** ![catlord17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@catlord17](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/catlord17)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 7:15am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/36 "2010-03-17T07:15:00Z")
EOW smells cheesy at 2 drops in 30 mL but when it dries down it is only detectable subconsciously. 1 drop in 5 mL is a very strong dose. You’ll get women telling you that you smell like pussy from time to time at that level, and you’ll start attracting bisexuals. It goes beyond simple social proof at about that point. ---
**Author:** ![Sugardaddy86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sugardaddy86](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Sugardaddy86)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 7:46am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/37 "2010-03-17T07:46:59Z")
yeah i was skeptical about instant jerk at first too but that was recommended to me so thats probably gonna be my first order also. ---
**Author:** ![metalTree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b38774/32.png) [@metalTree](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/metalTree)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319/38 "2010-03-17T13:30:05Z")
> [@catlord17](#): > > You’ll get women telling you that you smell like pussy from time to time at that level, and you’ll start attracting bisexuals. It goes beyond simple social proof at about that point. Doesn’t sound so bad. 😉 [Previous page](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/first-order-instant-jerk/14319.md?page=1)