# Food for Thought and Just Plain Funny Stuff **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [September 3, 2006, 3:51am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/food-for-thought-and-just-plain-funny-stuff/645 "2006-09-03T03:51:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rbt](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rbt/32/2066_2.png) [@Rbt](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Rbt)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2006, 3:51am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/food-for-thought-and-just-plain-funny-stuff/645/1 "2006-09-03T03:51:07Z")
A place for General Off the Wall topics, images, comments and the like for the heck of it. ========================================== “You are what you eat…” 😮 (Supposedly these are REAL products, the names just don’t exactly translate well.) ---
**Author:** ![Rbt](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rbt/32/2066_2.png) [@Rbt](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Rbt)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 3:33am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/food-for-thought-and-just-plain-funny-stuff/645/2 "2006-12-07T03:33:53Z")
You are what you eat, Part II . ---
**Author:** ![Rbt](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rbt/32/2066_2.png) [@Rbt](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Rbt)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/food-for-thought-and-just-plain-funny-stuff/645/3 "2007-03-01T02:46:13Z")
A conversation: A: “Recently, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.” B: “What are you taking for it?” A: “Black pepper.” ---
**Author:** ![alseides](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/alseides/32/1039_2.png) [@alseides](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/alseides)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/food-for-thought-and-just-plain-funny-stuff/645/4 "2007-03-01T19:56:52Z")
From the famed [Engrish.com](http://Engrish.com), which never ceases to make me laugh: ---
**Author:** ![Nunya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac8455/32.png) [@Nunya](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Nunya)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 12:29pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/food-for-thought-and-just-plain-funny-stuff/645/5 "2007-03-02T12:29:41Z")
i love [engrish.com](http://engrish.com) but i love cat pictures more! ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/pheromonetalk/original/2X/b/bc8987bc2e7eef5f4b33b3aa1fa254b68193fb47.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Rbt](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rbt/32/2066_2.png) [@Rbt](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Rbt)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 4:09am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/food-for-thought-and-just-plain-funny-stuff/645/6 "2007-03-03T04:09:43Z")
Well here then are a couple more: ---
**Author:** ![Rbt](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rbt/32/2066_2.png) [@Rbt](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Rbt)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 10:08pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/food-for-thought-and-just-plain-funny-stuff/645/7 "2007-03-03T22:08:50Z")
Hey Lor! How many bartenders does it take to change a light bulb? One-third less than a regular bulb! (Got 1001 of em for all occasions… ta dum-dum!) ---
**Author:** ![Rbt](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rbt/32/2066_2.png) [@Rbt](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Rbt)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/food-for-thought-and-just-plain-funny-stuff/645/8 "2007-03-03T22:18:23Z")
I figured the best thing to do with this one would be to just post the whole webpage… . [Prezziesplus.com Ltd Rude Food](http://www.prezziesplus.co.uk/RUDE_FOOD.html) ---
**Author:** ![Rbt](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rbt/32/2066_2.png) [@Rbt](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Rbt)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 1:26am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/food-for-thought-and-just-plain-funny-stuff/645/9 "2007-04-01T01:26:16Z")
LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL - PRICELESS According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the washroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. He called all the girls to the washroom and met them there with the maintenance man. He explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, he asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. THE MORAL OF THIS STORY.. There are teachers, and then there are Educators. ---
**Author:** ![Lor](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/lor/32/759_2.png) [@Lor](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Lor)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 1:40am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/food-for-thought-and-just-plain-funny-stuff/645/10 "2007-04-01T01:40:10Z")
awwwwwwwwsommmmmme. dig the bartender joke 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rbt](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rbt/32/2066_2.png) [@Rbt](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Rbt)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 7:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/food-for-thought-and-just-plain-funny-stuff/645/11 "2008-04-10T19:25:26Z")
Glad you cleared that up… . ---
**Author:** ![Jasx69](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jasx69/32/2413_2.png) [@Jasx69](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jasx69)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 7:29pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/food-for-thought-and-just-plain-funny-stuff/645/12 "2008-04-10T19:29:24Z")
I can’t believe how old this thread is where can I get the Hello Kitty Collon sounds tempting YUM YUM. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 1:45am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/food-for-thought-and-just-plain-funny-stuff/645/13 "2008-04-11T01:45:50Z")
> [@Rbt](#): > > LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL - PRICELESS > > According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem. > > A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and > would put it on in the washroom. That was fine, but after they put on > their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of > little lip prints. > > Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. > > Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. He called all the girls to the washroom and met them there with the maintenance man. > > He explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. > > To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, he asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. > > He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. > > Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. > > THE MORAL OF THIS STORY.. > There are teachers, and then there are Educators. Whoa - practically in my own back yard and i did not know?