# Fortune Cookies

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**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [April 29, 2008, 4:29am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/fortune-cookies/11948 "2008-04-29T04:29:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![mockingbird](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mockingbird/32/1790_2.png) [@mockingbird](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 4:29am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/fortune-cookies/11948/1 "2008-04-29T04:29:31Z")

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There seems to be a misbatch of fortune cookies lately, made by some guys who sprays way too much of the newly Androtics-released “truth serum” 😃 (not available to public yet)

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- “Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.”
- “Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.”
- “Virgin like balloon…one prick, all gone.”
- “Baseball wrong…man with four balls cannot walk!”
- “Work to become, not to acquire.”
- “Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard.”
- “A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.”
- “Find old man in dark, not hard!”
- “Man who smoke pot choke on handle.”
- “OK for shit to happen…will decompose.”
- “Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.”
- “Sailor who gets discharged from Navy leave buddies behind.”
- “Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk.”
- “Don’t drink and park, accidents cause people.”
- “He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double-crosser.”
- “Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!”
- “It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.”
- “Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed.”
- “Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary.”
- “Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.”
- “Confucius say too God damn much!”
- “Those who quote me are fools.” 😮 😮 -OPPS
- “Man who drive like hell bound to get there!”
- “Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!”
- “Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!”
- “Man who sit on tack get point!”
- “Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!”
- “Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!”
- “War not determine who’s right, war determines who’s left.”
- “Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.”
- “Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.”
- “Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.”
- “Man who kisses girl’s behind, gets crack in face.”
- “Passionate kiss like spider web…lead to undoing of fly.”
- “Man with holes in pants pockets, feels cocky all day.”
- “Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.”
- “Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.”
- “Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.”  
\*]“Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.”

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**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 4:34am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/fortune-cookies/11948/2 "2008-04-29T04:34:28Z")

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Tooo funny! 😃

My favorites:

“Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk.”  
“Don’t drink and park, accidents cause people.”

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**Author:** ![PhatSounds](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phatsounds/32/233_2.png) [@PhatSounds](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/PhatSounds)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 9:52am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/fortune-cookies/11948/3 "2008-04-30T09:52:30Z")

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Absolutely funny 😃 Good Post 😃 😃 😃

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**Author:** ![jamesbonded](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jamesbonded/32/2090_2.png) [@jamesbonded](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/jamesbonded)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/fortune-cookies/11948/4 "2008-04-30T12:11:56Z")

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“Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.”  
“Man who drive like hell bound to get there!”

my favourites. funny