# God help me...

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/god-help-me/5464>\
**Category:** Women's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\
**Created:** [September 9, 2007, 12:26am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/god-help-me/5464 "2007-09-09T00:26:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mia\_Culpa](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mia_culpa/32/393_2.png) [@Mia\_Culpa](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mia_Culpa)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 12:26am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/god-help-me/5464/1 "2007-09-09T00:26:58Z")

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So I put in not one but two orders, and that incredibly fabulous lady Jasmin upgraded the shipping to DHL Overnight so I would have my stuff by the time I would see my Target/Victim today, Saturday. The stuff arrived this afternoon, I excitedly slathered myself in the stuff (more on that later) and…the event in question was CANCELED! I didn’t see him and I am now reeking of pheromones and sweat. I was caught in my un-air conditioned car on a hot, hot day on a murderously long cell phone call. When it was over I was drenched in sweat, with big dark sweat stains all over me. Talk about pheromone OD! I must stink to high heaven.

However, disappointed though I was, I did notice that the two guys i ran into on my way to the canceled thing were awfully chatty and friendly. Usually I exist in a social bubble with this particular crowd. Isolated. Ignored. When some do talk to me, it’s usually women and gay men.

BINGO!

Then I went to market to experiment, not wanting to waste my precious spritzes. No one spoke to me, but one guy seemed to follow me for a while, and i got a couple of HUGE double-takes and a long, long stare.

I’m sold.

Here’s what I bought, with what I wore marked by an asterix. One spritz dosage, distributed to hair and pressure points. All in TO GO sizes except TAL, and 2.5mcg per spray, Light Fragrance neroli… though I swear I smell a hint of chocolate somewhere.

- Instant Sexiness
- Instant Shine
- Instant Openness  
Instant Honesty  
Turn Up The Heat  
[Instant Female Magic](https://a314.com/product/instant-female-magic/) for Women
- MX134
- MX135
- TAL  
TAH

And a bottle of Essence of Woman and 4 sample gel packs – 2 Perception for Women and 2 The Edge for Women – arrived while I was away on my disappointing mission.

This is gonna be so much fun. 😛 😉

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