# Hairy Spider and the Wookie Wearing CTTM2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Women's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [August 30, 2008, 3:37am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492 "2008-08-30T03:37:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![schell0385](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/schell0385/32/199_2.png) [@schell0385](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/schell0385)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 3:37am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/1 "2008-08-30T03:37:17Z")
Well, my friend Woofie said I could be a wookie and not a cuddly Ewok. But a big hairy smelly giant Wookie. Here’s my story, and true it is. Though some suggest I may be stretching the truth…(let the reader use discernment)…it is a tale told true. A long long time ago (tonight as I was going to take my shower), on another world and in a place before time (where the wacko’s live), a fair haired maiden (bleached and processed) had sprayed CTTM2 all over her naked body (to check out the self effects). As she was running around her house doing the fairy tail jig (splat…fell right on her kisser) she noticed another fairy princess in the looking glass (it was her, but she was high on cttm2). She started talking to the fair maiden and it appeared the virginal (only in her nightmares) princess began to speak back…“_dance with me_,” she whispered (being afraid the neighbors would hear)…so they danced around the house, laughing and talking and singing (at this point the dog locked herself in the basement) …Well, being so sweaty the fair haired maiden decided to shower (dreaded suspenseful music) she pulls back the shower curtain (EEEK, EEEK, EEEK) and what does she see…a Hairy Wolfy Alpha Male Testosterone loaded spider! (it was huge - every where it counted) Their eyes locked, the blue eyes of the fair maiden (bloodshot from drinking) and the glassy multi faceted globes of Wolfy Spider. The fair maiden moved one way and Wolfy followed, his eyes sparkeling with intense delight (hhmm she thought, big hairy alpha, I could get interested) , smelling the [pheromones](https://pheromonelabs.com/shop/) of CTTM2 - he moved forward. He started to shimmer and shake and with eyes bulging started to _ramble_ (just like on soul train) closer to his target. Just as he was about to say, “_Waz up, baby_,” the fair haired maiden sprayed him with Lust After Me…he jiggled, then quivered and quavered and died where he collapsed, with a smile on his face. Hey, you know what I am starting to hear _weird muling noises_ outside in the woods…what is it with CTTM2? ---
**Author:** ![Jedi\_Nights](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jedi_nights/32/346_2.png) [@Jedi\_Nights](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jedi_Nights)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 4:16am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/2 "2008-08-30T04:16:19Z")
XOXO I don’t know why, but I like you! 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![schell0385](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/schell0385/32/199_2.png) [@schell0385](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/schell0385)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 6:04am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/3 "2008-08-30T06:04:57Z")
i don’t know why, but i am glad (grin). ---
**Author:** ![Jedi\_Nights](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jedi_nights/32/346_2.png) [@Jedi\_Nights](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jedi_Nights)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 6:34am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/4 "2008-08-30T06:34:26Z")
XOXO 🙄 Your dominant function is my inferior function! Oh My! XOXO 😮 Oh crap! Is P74, [P83](https://pheromonelabs.com/product/p83/) and Meo-est making me do this? ---
**Author:** ![Jedi\_Nights](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jedi_nights/32/346_2.png) [@Jedi\_Nights](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jedi_Nights)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 6:40am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/5 "2008-08-30T06:40:27Z")
XOXO 🙄 Your dominant function is my inferior function! 🙄 Oh My! I’m having difficulty controlling myself! XOXO 😮 Oh crap! Is [P74](https://a314.com/product/p74/), P83 and Meo-est making me do this or is it my proclivity for intelligent women? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Jedi\_Nights](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jedi_nights/32/346_2.png) [@Jedi\_Nights](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jedi_Nights)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 6:42am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/6 "2008-08-30T06:42:57Z")
XOXO 🙄 Your dominant function is my inferior function! 🙄 Oh My! I’m having difficulty controlling myself! 😮 XOXO 😮 XOXOXXX 😮 Oh crap! Is [P74](https://pheromonelabs.com/product/p74/), P83 and Meo-est making me do this or is it my propensity for intelligent women? 😕 :o ---
**Author:** ![schell0385](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/schell0385/32/199_2.png) [@schell0385](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/schell0385)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 6:52am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/7 "2008-08-30T06:52:16Z")
BIG HAIRY GRIN!!! I am a wookie, remember. ---
**Author:** ![Jedi\_Nights](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jedi_nights/32/346_2.png) [@Jedi\_Nights](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jedi_Nights)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 7:12am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/8 "2008-08-30T07:12:19Z")
> [@schell0385](#): > > … > I am a wookie, remember. Well, I really don’t care - but if it matters to you, I guess this is your way of saying, “No”? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Takhisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Takhisis](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Takhisis)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 9:12am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/9 "2008-08-30T09:12:28Z")
I’ll let the wookie win if I were you, they pull arms off, I’m told. ---
**Author:** ![K24](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/k24/32/1513_2.png) [@K24](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/K24)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 9:23am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/10 "2008-08-30T09:23:44Z")
i don’t know why, but i think you is mad (grin). XOXO. ---
**Author:** ![Jedi\_Nights](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jedi_nights/32/346_2.png) [@Jedi\_Nights](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jedi_Nights)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/11 "2008-08-30T16:53:39Z")
I do so want the Wookie to win again! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jedi\_Nights](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jedi_nights/32/346_2.png) [@Jedi\_Nights](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jedi_Nights)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 5:02pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/12 "2008-08-30T17:02:41Z")
> [@schell0385](#): > > … sprayed him with Lust After Me…he jiggled, then quivered and quavered and died where he collapsed, with a smile on his face. … I want the Wookie to win again! I want one of those smiles on my face! ---
**Author:** ![schell0385](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/schell0385/32/199_2.png) [@schell0385](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/schell0385)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/13 "2008-08-30T18:06:53Z")
Yea, baby! ---
**Author:** ![renny](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/renny/32/2104_2.png) [@renny](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/renny)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 8:35pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/14 "2008-08-30T20:35:49Z")
Flies?! Spiders?! Ya know Schell, I’m in the fishing tackle business. These other guys are are all about Xs and Os… I got crickets 😃 and Xs and Os 😉 . ---
**Author:** ![schell0385](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/schell0385/32/199_2.png) [@schell0385](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/schell0385)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/15 "2008-08-30T20:39:17Z")
I _love me_ some crickets! specially when they play their sweet songs ---
**Author:** ![schell0385](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/schell0385/32/199_2.png) [@schell0385](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/schell0385)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/16 "2008-08-30T20:40:33Z")
Renny! LOL! I thought you were a bartender??? ---
**Author:** ![renny](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/renny/32/2104_2.png) [@renny](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/renny)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 8:46pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/17 "2008-08-30T20:46:48Z")
Nope, that’s just my dream job! ---
**Author:** ![schell0385](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/schell0385/32/199_2.png) [@schell0385](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/schell0385)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/18 "2008-08-30T20:56:53Z")
I am a fisher girl…I love to fish…ocean, stream, river… ---
**Author:** ![ntk23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/65b543/32.png) [@ntk23](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/ntk23)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/19 "2008-08-30T21:03:19Z")
> [@schell0385](#): > > I am a fisher girl…I love to fish…ocean, stream, river… You remind me… there is an obscure sci-fi story that I read in an anthology a while back that features pheromones. Um… can’t remember the name of the author or story, or even anthology, sorry. Anyhow, it features this mutant dude who has super-powered control of his own phero-emissions, and so is like a top diplomat, like A314 Man or something.🙂 And there’s a woman who produces pheromones that encourage salmon to breed, for some odd reason. So she is employed at a Scottish salmon farm to take the occasional dip in the pool, so as the fish feel like getting it on. ---
**Author:** ![schell0385](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/schell0385/32/199_2.png) [@schell0385](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/schell0385)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492/20 "2008-08-30T21:30:54Z")
NTK, Sound like my type of imagination. What a story! [Next page](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hairy-spider-and-the-wookie-wearing-cttm2/18492.md?page=2)