# Have a little laugh

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**Created:** [May 8, 2008, 10:59am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/have-a-little-laugh/12326 "2008-05-08T10:59:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![jamesbonded](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jamesbonded/32/2090_2.png) [@jamesbonded](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/jamesbonded)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 10:59am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/have-a-little-laugh/12326/1 "2008-05-08T10:59:50Z")

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🙂 Have a good little laugh…

Glenn bought a new mobile.  
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,  
“My Mobile No. Has changed.  
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610”

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Glenn : I am so Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .  
Friend: Really, what is he studying.  
Glenn: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Glenn : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.  
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.  
Glenn : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Glenn : If I die, will u remarry?  
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?  
Glenn : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

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Glenn : People consider me as a “GOD”  
Wife: How do you know??  
Glenn : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,  
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Glenn complained to the police: “Sir, all items are missing,  
except the TV in my house.”  
Police: “How the thief did not take TV?”  
Glenn : “I was watching TV news…”

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Glenn comes back 2 his car & find a note saying “Parking Fine”  
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for complement.”

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How do you recognize Glenn in School?  
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases  
the board.

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Once Glenn was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.  
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast  
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would  
be hot.

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Glenn in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and  
Says “Hello, how did you know I was here?”

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Glenn : Why are all these people running?  
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup  
Glenn - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense  
GLenn : The future tense is “u will go to jail”

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Glenn told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”  
Servant: “It’s already raining.”  
Glenn : “So what? Take an umbrella and go.”

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**Author:** ![PhatSounds](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phatsounds/32/233_2.png) [@PhatSounds](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/PhatSounds)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 11:16am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/have-a-little-laugh/12326/2 "2008-05-08T11:16:38Z")

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Hehe, that was funny 😃 😃 😃 Thanks for sharing this bro & i notice all this is about this Glenn. Anyway you just make me happy today even though i was feeling down. Reps for this thread 😃

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**Author:** ![jamesbonded](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jamesbonded/32/2090_2.png) [@jamesbonded](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/jamesbonded)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 11:54am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/have-a-little-laugh/12326/3 "2008-05-08T11:54:55Z")

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> [@PhatSounds](#):
>
> Hehe, that was funny 😃 😃 😃 Thanks for sharing this bro & i notice all this is about this Glenn. Anyway you just make me happy today even though i was feeling down. Reps for this thread 😃

Thanks for the rep