# He said, She said (humor) **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [October 1, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/he-said-she-said-humor/32945 "2009-10-01T21:48:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TheAttractor](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/theattractor/32/575_2.png) [@TheAttractor](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/TheAttractor)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/he-said-she-said-humor/32945/1 "2009-10-01T21:48:53Z")
Two women are sitting in an ice cream shop, talking about their dates. The first one says: “It was horrible. He took me straight to his house. In the bedroom, he lasted only 5 minutes, then rolled over and fell asleep.” The second one says: “It was my dream date. We went to a great restaurant, and drank fine wine. Then we went back to his place, had 2 hours of foreplay, 1 hour of sex, then 1 hour of cuddling and pillow talk.” At the same time, two men are sitting in a sports bar, talking about their dates. The first one says: “The night kicked ass. We went straight to my house, she didn’t make me buy her anything, didn’t complain about sex. I got my rocks off, then had a great night’s sleep.” The second one says: “My night sucked. She wanted to go some overpriced restaurant, where the stupid waiter brought out the most expensive bottle of wine, which I couldn’t turn down in front of my date. Finally, we went back to my place. I couldn’t get it up at first, then couldn’t cum, and to add insult to the injury, it took me a whole hour to fall asleep.” ---
**Author:** ![jankren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jankren](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/jankren)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 1:08am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/he-said-she-said-humor/32945/2 "2009-10-02T01:08:11Z")
LOLZ so funny. ---
**Author:** ![moonwhisper](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/moonwhisper/32/1735_2.png) [@moonwhisper](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/moonwhisper)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 2:54am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/he-said-she-said-humor/32945/3 "2009-10-02T02:54:37Z")
We definitely do have different perspectives. Funny stuff.