Welcome to pherotalk Endurogizer!
My team gave some excellent suggestions. Ammo , honesty and A314.
Of course you need to remember that before mixing and trying out the various combos the guys will recommend you need to try each one of these on it’s own so you know what each does.
If you are shy then A314 will not give you the desired results however you can work up to it by using IG which is similar and the ammunition for confidence and openness to break the ice.
When you said most women are short, fat and ignorant I am like wow, does he live in Dominica.
I guess where there is will there is way and since you are surrounded by women like that and Dominican men seem to be attracted to that type we are just gonna turn you into a Dominican dude and instead of seeing of seeing little options you will see a whole field ripe and ready for pickings. 
Your gc was issued! 