you’re english is not so bad, that “hello” sounded just like you were born in Oxford 
not quite enough to qualify for that Gift Certificate though…
please read these few threads:
https://pheromonetalk.com/t/read-me-first-helpful-topics-on-how-to-get-around/3106
https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-i-qualify-for-a-25-gift-certificate/19934
and generally, have a good look around here.
Writing a proper introduction not only means that you get the GC and can try some stuff out virtually for free, it also means that we can give you more informed recommendations, based on what you include in your intro…
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