# Hello I love you **URL:** \ **Category:** Introductions - New Users, Say "Hello"!\ **Created:** [December 5, 2008, 1:57am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hello-i-love-you/23661 "2008-12-05T01:57:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 12
**Author:** ![Robbie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2acd7d/32.png) [@Robbie](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Robbie)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 4:55am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hello-i-love-you/23661/12 "2008-12-05T04:55:50Z")
> [@Steve](#): > > Well my name is Steve and I found this site by doing a search on pheromones. I actually was on the Love Scent forum and read a whole lot of stuff. It was very informative, but no activity and everything was positive. I didn’t see one negative report about the items they sold. Well, if you’re looking for action (and I mean that in every possible way), you’ve come to the right place. > [@Steve](#): > > So my journey has taken me along up until now. I am looking for products that will help me get women to dance neked in the moonlight while howling my name in rhapsody. I want to be able to walk into a bar and have every woman immediately strip for me and beg for me to do immoral things with them. Steve, a couple of things. First, help us, help you. I suggest you read this post: [https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-i-qualify-for-a-25-gift-certificate/19934](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-i-qualify-for-a-25-gift-certificate/19934) We need info about your personality as Msselva asked for, as well as your age and what your goals are with pheromones. We’ve established about your wanting nekkid women (who doesn’t?) calling your name in rhapsody (is that the new Mac OS?), but do you have any other goals for pheros? Walk on the moon? Become the first PUA President of the US? Discover what a vagina smells like? Tell us more. Then we can make intelligent suggestions. But, I also suggest you read: [What pheromones can do and what they cant Updated - PheroTalk Pheromone Forum](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/what-pheromones-can-do-and-what-they-cant-updated/9558) > [@Steve](#): > > I heard that I can get those results with pherlure. Is that what I should buy? Steve, I like you, so let me tell you a story. Once upon a time there was this guy, a poor frustrated chimp, who was always Mr. Nice Guy (MNG) to all the girls. They all liked him as a friend, while they banged the bad boys like monkeys in heat. MNG tried and tried and he couldn’t get out of that Friend Zone. One day, he found an ad for pherlure, and it looked like the thing he’d prayed for since he first grew pubic hairs. So he bought 16 bottles. Every day he applied pherlure. In the morning, in the evening, even sitting on the toilet. Nothing happened. He couldn’t stand that nothing was happening and one day they found that guy dead in a shitty little hotel next to the 101 freeway here in L.A. And you know who that guy was? That guy was ME. OK, I know what you’re thinking, how can that be? Fine, so I lied. My point is, that crap SUCKS! But it’s your money. The real deal is here, that’s why we ask all of this info. If this stuff didn’t work, we wouldn’t need to ask details, see? What questions do the pherlure people ask? Just one-- what’s your credit card number? Anyway, tell us what we need to know. Thanks! --- _[View the full topic](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hello-i-love-you/23661)._