# Helpful pointer for women **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [September 9, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/helpful-pointer-for-women/5472 "2007-09-09T18:54:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HABIB001](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/habib001/32/2159_2.png) [@HABIB001](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/HABIB001)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/helpful-pointer-for-women/5472/1 "2007-09-09T18:54:00Z")
TRANSLATING MEN’S ENGLISH:--------- I’m hungry = I’m hungry I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy I’m tired = I’m tired Nice dress = Nice cleavage! I love you = Let’s have sex now I’m bored = Do you want to have sex? What’s wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question I love you, too = Okay, I said it…we’d better have sex now! May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then you’d like to have sex with me I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay ---
**Author:** ![Eldros](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/eldros/32/279_2.png) [@Eldros](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Eldros)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/helpful-pointer-for-women/5472/2 "2007-09-09T18:57:52Z")
> [@HABIB001](#): > > I don’t think those shoes go with that > outfit = I am gay hahahahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![blkshp](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/blkshp/32/639_2.png) [@blkshp](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/blkshp)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 12:13pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/helpful-pointer-for-women/5472/3 "2007-09-12T12:13:08Z")
Nice dress = Nice cleavage! That is soooo true!Well okay, all of the post is true! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gabbagee](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/gabbagee/32/663_2.png) [@Gabbagee](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Gabbagee)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/helpful-pointer-for-women/5472/4 "2010-08-04T18:20:51Z")
In response, women’s phrases translated: I’m hungry = Don’t think I’m a pig if I eat like a normal person in front of you. I’m tired = I want to go to sleep, not have sex again. You’re cute = Okay compliment me now, since I spent 2 hours primping to look good for you & I don’t think you’ve noticed. It’s a good size = Uhm it’s kinda small. Whoa. It’s big = YAYYYYYYYY! I’m fine. = I’m annoyed, maybe at you, maybe at something else. I love you = I love you. (In response to marriage proposal,) Yes = OMG OMG OMG RING OMG OMG DIAMONDS OMG OMG OMG WHITE DRESS OMG OMG OTHER SPARKLY THINGS THAT COST A LOT OF MONEY . . . What are you thinking about? = Are you thinking at all? Call me sometime = I’d like to get to know you and then have sex with you. How was your day? = If you want to have sex, you have to talk with me first. A little to the left . . . harder . . . faster = Nope, I’m not faking it for you. ---
**Author:** ![thegentleman](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/thegentleman/32/1770_2.png) [@thegentleman](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/thegentleman)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 6:41am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/helpful-pointer-for-women/5472/5 "2010-08-15T06:41:20Z")
> [@Gabbagee](#): > > In response, women’s phrases translated: > > I’m hungry = Don’t think I’m a pig if I eat like a normal person in front of you. > > I’m tired = I want to go to sleep, not have sex again. > > You’re cute = Okay compliment me now, since I spent 2 hours primping to look good for you & I don’t think you’ve noticed. > > It’s a good size = Uhm it’s kinda small. > > Whoa. It’s big = YAYYYYYYYY! > > I’m fine. = I’m annoyed, maybe at you, maybe at something else. > > I love you = I love you. > > (In response to marriage proposal,) Yes = OMG OMG OMG RING OMG OMG DIAMONDS OMG OMG OMG WHITE DRESS OMG OMG OTHER SPARKLY THINGS THAT COST A LOT OF MONEY . . . > > What are you thinking about? = Are you thinking at all? > > Call me sometime = I’d like to get to know you and then have sex with you. > > How was your day? = If you want to have sex, you have to talk with me first. > > A little to the left . . . harder . . . faster = Nope, I’m not faking it for you. haha great response!