# High School Math Test in the Ghetto **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [May 14, 2008, 12:03pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/high-school-math-test-in-the-ghetto/12614 "2008-05-14T12:03:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 12:03pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/high-school-math-test-in-the-ghetto/12614/1 "2008-05-14T12:03:56Z")
**High School Math Proficiency Exam** Name:\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Gang:\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ 1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload? 2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn’t cut it? 3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit? 4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need? 5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW’s and 3 4x4’s, how many Chevy’s will he have to steal to make $800? 6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money? 7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint? 8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up? ---
**Author:** ![smn1234](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/smn1234/32/2430_2.png) [@smn1234](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/smn1234)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/high-school-math-test-in-the-ghetto/12614/2 "2008-05-14T15:13:07Z")
love it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Phya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Phya](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phya)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/high-school-math-test-in-the-ghetto/12614/3 "2008-05-14T18:32:32Z")
> [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > **High School Math Proficiency Exam** > > Name:Duane\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ > Gang:\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ > > 1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload? > **Bitch, please..I don’t miss.** > > 2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn’t cut it? > **Jose got hustled if he’s selling 2 grams to Billy for $85.** > > 3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit? > **That boy be smokin way too much crack.** > > 4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need? > **Why would you only want to make 20% more profit? Stupids…** > > 5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW’s and 3 4x4’s, how many Chevy’s will he have to steal to make $800? > **None, I only steal Mercedes-Benz.** > > 6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money? > **None, he’ll probably spend it all on cigarettes.** > > 7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint? > **How quickly does paint wash off your face?** > > 8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up? > **100% as far as Hector’s concerned.** That’s how the test would come back.. ---
**Author:** ![petervz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@petervz](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/petervz)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:31am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/high-school-math-test-in-the-ghetto/12614/4 "2008-05-15T08:31:56Z")
Thats awesome! ---
**Author:** ![PhatSounds](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phatsounds/32/233_2.png) [@PhatSounds](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/PhatSounds)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/high-school-math-test-in-the-ghetto/12614/5 "2008-05-15T17:57:41Z")
Man, that’s fantastic. Phya you totally blow me off with that one 🙂 Reps for that 🙂 Thanks mark for starting this thread 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mstearious\_won](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8edcca/32.png) [@mstearious\_won](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mstearious_won)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 1:03am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/high-school-math-test-in-the-ghetto/12614/6 "2008-05-16T01:03:36Z")
Wooooooow! I’m _almost_ appalled…