# Hmm...kids... **URL:** \ **Category:** Women's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [January 8, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hmm-kids/24630 "2009-01-08T01:37:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![msselva](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/msselva/32/943_2.png) [@msselva](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/msselva)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hmm-kids/24630/1 "2009-01-08T01:37:54Z")
So yesterday, my parents, and my mom’s siblings decided to go to a cocktail party in this restaurant (but they couldn’t bring the kids over because they were all minors) So I get myself ready, and when I’m done, mom asks me if I could baby sit all 7 kids!!! At first I was god damn it, no way lady!!! No way! It wasn’t fair cause the other major cousins got to go for a drink except me! ☹ So I felt bad after a while, cause mom was feeling down, I saw her trying to manage the kids, and she was really trying, while trying to get ready for the restuarant (sheesh, this lady always gets her way through!), so I offered to take care of the kids…Ugh… So everybody leaves, I’ve got 1-2yr old and the rest are pretty much 6-12 yr olds. They wouldn’t stop screaming, jumping on the sofas, and I’m there with the 2 year old on my waist thinking oh jesus, how am I supposed to make dinner in peace!! Then I ask the kids to be quiet, none does, so went to my room sprayed on Tal @ 12.5 mcg (3 times) temp: my heaters are on fire as usual Self-effects: hmm, I just felt strong. Not sexy, just strong and confident that I’m going to kick some teeny ass (lol joking joking!). I felt like a mom actually, and I hate the thought of being a mom lol Then I sprayed some p96 @ 37.5mcg (2 times) p104 @ 10 mcg (4 times) A little background on p104, this putative makes me feel calm and relaxed for the most part, I feel like I’m meditating when I use this. So after I applied it, I went back to carry the 2 yr old, and he gives me this funny look at first, he looked at me with glassy eyes!!! LOL!!! I was a bit scared that he was going to cry, but he was really cuddly actually lol, he was all hug-y and attach-y so that was good! Went back to the hall and told the kids to calm down, or else, I’ll cook like the green gross cafetaria beans crap that they see in movies. And they were all like -no we’ll behave well, and one of them offered to play the dvd so the kids could watch a movie. They got really well behaved I must say, and they were watching the movie quietly, sharing the popcorn without any fights and mess and usually, that happens believe me! I remember a few monthes ago they came for a “visit” and they wrecked my bedroom with dunkaroo/fruitloop crumbs 🙄 So I decided to order them pizza instead, since they were really well behaved! So while they were watching the movie, I was shopping/sending emails/replies on the laptop, the 2 year old is with me on my lap oddly well behaved also, he did try to play with the keyboard, but when I said no-no he stopped and just stared at the screen for 2 hrs…lol poor thing. So the pizza guy rings the bell, and I open the door. So the kids pause the movie, and they were trying to tease me with “Mom, is the pizza here?”, and they come up front to help me cause I’ve got the 2 yr old on one arm. The pizza guy gave me the funniest look in the world it was really priceless!!! LOL!!! He asked me if they were all my kids, and I wanted to play, so I said yes. And he told me that I look really young, and beautiful and that my husband was really lucky, LOL!!! When he was gone, I kept laughing to myself, it was too funny! The kids were giving me the “liar!” look lol! That was about it for the rest of the night, I didn’t have to raise my voice or anything that I’d hate to do. The Tal, p86 and p104 makes the kids well behaved and in a good mood, they seemed to like me and didn’t they didn’t disturb me. But I liked the self effects more than the reactions. Self effects were: I felt more calm, and strong but at the same time, I felt like I could take care of things, it made me think more positive which was really nice. p96 seems to also elevate my mood. ---
**Author:** ![crashbandicoot](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/crashbandicoot/32/2321_2.png) [@crashbandicoot](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/crashbandicoot)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 4:24am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hmm-kids/24630/2 "2009-01-08T04:24:45Z")
What a great accomplishment, 7 children all by yourself. Also I don’t think pizza men lie. They transport italian luxury and are quite humble. ---
**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hmm-kids/24630/3 "2009-01-08T08:27:52Z")
> [@Spring fever...](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/spring-fever/12878/475): > > (sheesh, this lady always gets her way through!), so I offered to take care of the kids…Ugh… Hmmm - I wonder which of your pheros was she wearing … lol? > [@Spring fever...](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/spring-fever/12878/475): > > I’m there with the 2 year old on my waist That picture alone was probably worth good money. > [@Spring fever...](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/spring-fever/12878/475): > > how am I supposed to make dinner in peace!! Gotta be smarter than a 2-12 year olds. > [@Spring fever...](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/spring-fever/12878/475): > > Then I ask the kids to be quiet, none does, That is always God’s way of reminding us of all those times we did not listen to our own parents … lol. > [@Spring fever...](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/spring-fever/12878/475): > > so went to my room sprayed on > > Tal @ 12.5 mcg (3 times) > p96 @ 37.5mcg (2 times) > p104 @ 10 mcg (4 times) Ahhh - using discrete chemical warfare - very smart … > [@Spring fever...](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/spring-fever/12878/475): > > I felt like a mom actually, and I hate the thought of being a mom lol Then my recommendation would be to quit looking for Mr. Right, do not date, remain celibate. That is pretty much the only way to avoid becoming a mom. 😛 Or be like Lindsey Lohan and take up girls. 😮 > [@Spring fever...](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/spring-fever/12878/475): > > he was really cuddly actually lol, he was all hug-y and attach-y so that was good! Nice. But then again there are probably a couple guys on the site who wish you would come babysit them so they could get all huggy and attachy too … lol. 🙄 > [@Spring fever...](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/spring-fever/12878/475): > > Went back to the hall and told the kids to calm down, or else, I’ll cook like the green gross cafetaria beans crap that they see in movies. And they were all like -no we’ll behave well, and one of them offered to play the dvd so the kids could watch a movie. > > So I decided to order them pizza instead, since they were really well behaved! Very good - see - you did outsmart the 2 year old! It is a combination of figuring out the pressure points and applying pressure (threats - in your case about the food) and rewards (bribery always helps - pizza!). LOL. > [@Spring fever...](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/spring-fever/12878/475): > > They got really well behaved I must say, and they were watching the movie quietly, sharing the popcorn without any fights and mess and usually, that happens believe me! I remember a few monthes ago they came for a “visit” and they wrecked my bedroom with dunkaroo/fruitloop crumbs You learned … lol!! > [@Spring fever...](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/spring-fever/12878/475): > > So the pizza guy rings the bell, and I open the door. So the kids pause the movie, and they were trying to tease me with “Mom, is the pizza here?”, and they come up front to help me cause I’ve got the 2 yr old on one arm. The pizza guy gave me the funniest look in the world it was really priceless!!! LOL!!! He asked me if they were all my kids, and I wanted to play, so I said yes. And he told me that I look really young, and beautiful and that my husband was really lucky, LOL!!! 😃 LOL. Classic. My kind of “tall tale”!! Reps for that one alone! 😃 Very nice report. I repped you in your journal entry. bh ---
**Author:** ![msselva](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/msselva/32/943_2.png) [@msselva](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/msselva)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 4:34pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hmm-kids/24630/4 "2009-01-08T16:34:28Z")
> [@crashbandicoot](#): > > What a great accomplishment, 7 children all by yourself. Thank you, it was quite a challenge though! 😃 lol! > [@bosshank](#): > > Hmmm - I wonder which of your pheros was she wearing … lol? Damn, that’s a good point!! I forgot to think about that! > [@bosshank](#): > > That picture alone was probably worth good money. oh man, I looked really awful, messy bun, shorts, tank, no makeup…ew!!! so unattractive! I bet people would have bought it just for the sake to make fun of me! 😮:o > [@bosshank](#): > > Gotta be smarter than a 2-12 year olds. I know, I really tried lol > [@bosshank](#): > > That is always God’s way of reminding us of all those times we did not listen to our own parents … lol. So true, I remember my mom telling me that I used to wreck my uncle’s closet when I was a teeny kid, I used to throw his clothes out of the closet, and around the room and more… Oh man, it’s karma > [@bosshank](#): > > Ahhh - using discrete chemical warfare - very smart … I couldn’t help it, I was in survival mode! lol > [@bosshank](#): > > Then my recommendation would be to quit looking for Mr. Right, do not date, remain celibate. That is pretty much the only way to avoid becoming a mom. > > Or be like Lindsey Lohan and take up girls. lol @ avoiding to be a mom, but Lindsey Lohan is just off! 😮🙄 > [@bosshank](#): > > Nice. But then again there are probably a couple guys on the site who wish you would come babysit them so they could get all huggy and attachy too … lol. LOL!!! they can always dream about it 😉😛 > [@bosshank](#): > > Very good - see - you did outsmart the 2 year old! It is a combination of figuring out the pressure points and applying pressure (threats - in your case about the food) and rewards (bribery always helps - pizza!). LOL. LOL!!! Rewards always work with kids _sigh_ > [@bosshank](#): > > You learned … lol!! I know!!! lol > [@bosshank](#): > > 😃 LOL. Classic. My kind of “tall tale”!! Reps for that one alone! > > Very nice report. I repped you in your journal entry. > > bh Thanks daddykins, the pizza guy made my day too, it was too funny! lol ---
**Author:** ![Sunbubbles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sunbubbles](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Sunbubbles)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hmm-kids/24630/5 "2009-01-08T16:37:59Z")
Great report! Ive been tryna figure out exactly some of the effects on children ( in a none creepy way) lol ---
**Author:** ![Carrie](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/carrie/32/1537_2.png) [@Carrie](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Carrie)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hmm-kids/24630/6 "2009-01-09T01:32:44Z")
I swear, Msselva, every time you answer the door you’re doing something naughty … forgetting to put your clothes on, lying to the pizza guy … what next?! 🙄🆒 > [@msselva](#): > > oh man, I looked really awful, messy bun, shorts, tank, no makeup…ew!!! so unattractive! I bet people would have bought it just for the sake to make fun of me! 😮:o o yeah, shorts and a tank … in January … in Canada … poor guy! 😃😛 Nice work with the kids and your putatives; I still don’t know my p96 from my p104! ---
**Author:** ![msselva](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/msselva/32/943_2.png) [@msselva](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/msselva)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 2:11am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hmm-kids/24630/7 "2009-01-09T02:11:05Z")
> [@Sunbubbles](#): > > Great report! Ive been tryna figure out exactly some of the effects on children ( in a none creepy way) lol glad you liked it sweetie, good luck 🙂 > [@Carrie](#): > > I swear, Msselva, every time you answer the door you’re doing something naughty … forgetting to put your clothes on, lying to the pizza guy … what next?! 🙄🆒 o yeah, shorts and a tank … in January … in Canada … poor guy! 😃😛 I can’t wear full pj’s my apartment is way too warm lol, I’ll sweat like a pig and it’s gross lol. I made this kinda challenge with BH that I’ll wear my PJ’s fully covered neck to feet, I did but I couldn’t keep up with it cause I felt too warm, and sticky ew and when I wore it nobody came to my door either ☹ 😠 hmph! lol 😛 They just come when I’m half naked. Seriously, my life is like a movie. But I had to lie to the pizza guy, I thought it was sorta funny! ---
**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 2:06am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/hmm-kids/24630/8 "2009-01-10T02:06:49Z")
> [@msselva](#): > > But I had to lie to the pizza guy, I thought it was sorta funny! I was hilarious - the best part of the story in my book. 😃