# How do you wipe your ass? **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [September 1, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914 "2009-09-01T21:43:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Taibo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/taibo/32/1396_2.png) [@Taibo](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Taibo)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 2:34am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/21 "2009-09-03T02:34:32Z")
> [@moonwhisper](#): > > Taibo, it’s the darnedest thing…in that picture it looks as if you’re perched on the edges of the toilet bowl. > Could it possibly be? Only when I’m wiping my ass…otherwise I sit. ---
**Author:** ![gmb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/edb3f5/32.png) [@gmb](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/gmb)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 11:15am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/22 "2009-09-03T11:15:34Z")
Front to back, folded. Only issues I have is if my hands are extra soft and there’s no traction for the paper. Was using baby wipes, but if you don’t use the right kind, someone will end up having to clean out your pipes and inevitably bitch at you for it (unless you do it yourself). I think I would probably tear something important in my knee if I perched like that. Besides, my seat has a little side-play, so I would likely end up hitting my head on the sink. Next week on CSI: ---
**Author:** ![gmb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/edb3f5/32.png) [@gmb](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/gmb)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 11:35am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/23 "2009-09-03T11:35:12Z")
I think this photo deserves a caption… “Smeagol’s audition tape for The Pickup Artist” ![DSC01704-1](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/pheromonetalk/original/2X/d/d689e06c80c07cb101b5c9f7129024f9b7dcefde.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![pherophreak](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/pherophreak/32/1531_2.png) [@pherophreak](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/pherophreak)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2009, 11:28pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/24 "2009-09-06T23:28:45Z")
Excellent shirt though. ---
**Author:** ![zeph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/85e7bf/32.png) [@zeph](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/zeph)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2009, 8:48am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/25 "2009-09-19T08:48:23Z")
> [@Wolfy](#): > > Who wipes? > > That is what bidets with heated water are for!!! According to my doctor, bidets are actually very unhealthy for you as it promotes bacterial growth, especially in warm water. Just a FYI. I’ve always wanted to try one until my doctored warned me about them. I assume she also meant public bidets, but use a bidet enough and bacteria and stuff will grow just as much as a public one. And as to how I wipe, it really depends. MOST of the time I sit, folded and away from genitals. There are times, at least once a week where for some really weird reason I’ll do the exact opposite or a mixture. Yes, I’m very strange, I know. ---
**Author:** ![overlord](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/overlord/32/2387_2.png) [@overlord](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/overlord)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2009, 11:44am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/26 "2009-09-19T11:44:21Z")
Ok here’s something: Did you know that with which hand you whipe is a good indication of wether you were born left or right-handed? Since usually nobody taught you, you’ll use the hand you would naturally pick. It’s pretty common for people who were born left-handed to become right-handed by imitating others. It’s not really a problem though some of those who should have been left-handed will have problems with orientation and mild stuttering later on in their life 🙂 Anyway, if you ever wondered if you were a lefty or not. Next time you whipe you’ll know 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lukus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e4f/32.png) [@lukus](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/lukus)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/27 "2009-09-19T13:02:06Z")
Taibo, so you squat to go to the toilet? loads of people in other countries where they have squatting toilets (pretty much a hole in the floor) obviously do that… Pretty common actually… or do you only do that to clean yourself up? Also i remember seeing something on tv about how people sit to a toilet, quite a lot of people squat on top of it surprisingly. But i only saw the intro from swapping channels… ---
**Author:** ![Taibo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/taibo/32/1396_2.png) [@Taibo](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Taibo)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/28 "2009-09-20T01:37:54Z")
I only squat when I need to wipe my ass. I wouldn’t squat and take a shit because if it’s a big one, it will splash water everywhere and I can’t imagine if you have diarrhea and you’re trying sit in a squat position. ---
**Author:** ![mikotorocks714](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mikotorocks714/32/1509_2.png) [@mikotorocks714](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mikotorocks714)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 1:43am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/29 "2009-09-20T01:43:39Z")
The splashing of water on your ass is good for hot Summer days though. Refreshing. > [@Taibo](#): > > I wouldn’t squat and take a shit because if it’s a big one, it will splash water everywhere and I can’t imagine if you have diarrhea and you’re trying sit in a squat position. ---
**Author:** ![Taibo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/taibo/32/1396_2.png) [@Taibo](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Taibo)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/30 "2009-09-20T01:56:32Z")
> [@mikotorocks714](#): > > The splashing of water on your ass is good for hot Summer days though. Refreshing. You’re totally right! It may leave some stains on your butt which may result in a smelly ass…but hey, there’s always A-Spray for that. ---
**Author:** ![mikotorocks714](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mikotorocks714/32/1509_2.png) [@mikotorocks714](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mikotorocks714)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 2:05am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/31 "2009-09-20T02:05:41Z")
Heck yeah! Or baby wipes w00t! > [@Taibo](#): > > You’re totally right! It may leave some stains on your butt which may result in a smelly ass…but hey, there’s always A-Spray for that. ---
**Author:** ![tezza23](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tezza23/32/1375_2.png) [@tezza23](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/tezza23)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 5:13am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/32 "2009-09-24T05:13:43Z")
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**Author:** ![satellite99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@satellite99](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/satellite99)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/33 "2009-09-24T23:39:50Z")
Wipe? who has time… 10 sec countdown begins when you lock the door https://www.youtube.com/embed/vz48f_DhqWI?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque ---
**Author:** ![overlord](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/overlord/32/2387_2.png) [@overlord](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/overlord)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 8:57am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/34 "2009-09-25T08:57:38Z")
hehe oh I know that one 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pagodeiro](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/pagodeiro/32/1226_2.png) [@Pagodeiro](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Pagodeiro)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 4:31pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/35 "2011-01-29T16:31:18Z")
One of the funniest threads ever … how did i miss it ? Pago ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Phail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr\_Phail](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Dr_Phail)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 1:46pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/36 "2011-01-31T13:46:11Z")
I pretty much have to stand with my house toilet, but with public ones I sit, so… Also, wtf @ this thread ---
**Author:** ![GorMas2020](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/gormas2020/32/197_2.png) [@GorMas2020](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/GorMas2020)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 6:32am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/37 "2011-02-01T06:32:10Z")
This thread is humorous… I sit fold and use baby wipes 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fyree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Fyree](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Fyree)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/38 "2011-02-01T14:23:59Z")
Was dissapointed that “scooting” wasn’t an option ☹ ---
**Author:** ![tisha23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@tisha23](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/tisha23)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/39 "2011-02-01T19:32:41Z")
You could always higher someone to do it for you. 😃 [PROFESSIONAL ASS WIPERS SERVICES](http://www.asswipes.net/professional-ass-wipers/index.htm) Tisha ---
**Author:** ![GorMas2020](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/gormas2020/32/197_2.png) [@GorMas2020](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/GorMas2020)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914/40 "2011-02-01T20:33:56Z")
> [@tisha23](#): > > You could always higher someone to do it for you. 😃 > > [PROFESSIONAL ASS WIPERS SERVICES](http://www.asswipes.net/professional-ass-wipers/index.htm) > > Tisha Completely Awesome!!!😮 [Previous page](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914.md?page=1) [Next page](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass/189914.md?page=3)