# How fast can a bottle of TUTH go ?

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**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [December 14, 2006, 1:56pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-fast-can-a-bottle-of-tuth-go/1144 "2006-12-14T13:56:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@Mak](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mak)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 1:56pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-fast-can-a-bottle-of-tuth-go/1144/1 "2006-12-14T13:56:28Z")

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This is a true story.

**Time:**

Wed, Dec 13th

**Place:**

New building at workplace, main reception which looks like a Shangri-La massive entrance. Tiled shiny floors, wide steps in the middle leading to first floor, reception large desk on the right with 2 lovely ladies I know well manning it, CEO office & secretary on the left with door open but not in vision.

**Setup:**

Myself, decending the stairs, 20 steps or so to go to down to reception desk. Formal dress, head up, confident walk, head high & professional look. Eye contact with reception ladies while they work and I decend the steps. A colleagues climbing up opposite to me and greets.

**Sequence of events:**

- Phone rings in my pocket ..I reach for it, take it to my ear

- Turn Up The Heat 30ml bottle in same pocket, decides it wants out similar to the phone

- Pretty bottle in cobalt blue, falls to the steps infront of me, with a thudding sound, then starts rolling down the steps

- Reception ladies pay attention to noise (20 decible or so, as in hammering on steel), look me straight in the eye (15 meters), then at my feet

- 3 pairs of eyes focus on that pretty bottle, happily bouncing from one step to another

- With exact same poise, I slowly speed up my decent on steps. Bloody bottle sees that & speeds down faster, never to be caught …

- Quick images I see in space of 2 seconds:  
– Bottle exploding on tiles, I clean the liquid up amongst many people who ask what it is and what that smell  
– CEO comes out of office for noise, grabs bottle, hands it back to me but not before reading its label  
– Reception lady goes & grabs it, reading it then commenting if that is what I use for cologne

- Bottle hits floor tiles, no shattering .. Bottle rolls & stops at reception desk right at foot of a reception lady. I arrive same time, same poise as usual while I lean to take bottle straight to my pocket, then straighten up with a little grin looking at reception ladies

- One of them straight out: Lucky that bottle did not break … What was it ?

- I reply: My magic potion … it goes fast, doesn’t it.

And they crack up laughing, followed by a 7 or so mins of chat on what they like best in seduction. Pretty smart ladies, I’d say.

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**Author:** ![Carrie](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/carrie/32/1537_2.png) [@Carrie](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Carrie)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 2:24pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-fast-can-a-bottle-of-tuth-go/1144/2 "2006-12-14T14:24:04Z")

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LOL! That could have been ugly … There’s a reason the To-Go bottles are plastic, I guess!

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**Author:** ![Mak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@Mak](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mak)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 2:37pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-fast-can-a-bottle-of-tuth-go/1144/3 "2006-12-14T14:37:23Z")

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I was not even wearing it … and I’m always careful. No idea how that happened.

Always funny after the fact, tho ..