# How To Call The Police **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [June 12, 2008, 11:31am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-to-call-the-police/13828 "2008-06-12T11:31:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 11:31am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-to-call-the-police/13828/1 "2008-06-12T11:31:54Z")
A Good OLdie ! This one is cute. **HOW TO CALL THE POLICE** \*\*\*\* HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\ ***OLD AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.** \*\*\*\* George Phillips of Gold Coast, Australia, was **going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.** **He phoned the police, who asked ‘Is someone in your house?’ and he said ‘no’. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, ‘Okay,’ hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.** **‘Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I’ve just shot them.’ Then he hung up.** Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed **Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence and caught the burglars red-handed.** One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you **said that you’d shot them!’** **George said, ‘I thought you said there was nobody available!’** **I LOVE IT -** \*\*\*\ ***Don’t mess with old people!!** ---
**Author:** ![ProtoJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7feea3/32.png) [@ProtoJay](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/ProtoJay)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 11:42am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-to-call-the-police/13828/2 "2008-06-12T11:42:01Z")
rotflmao ---
**Author:** ![PhatSounds](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phatsounds/32/233_2.png) [@PhatSounds](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/PhatSounds)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 11:45am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-to-call-the-police/13828/3 "2008-06-12T11:45:23Z")
Hehe LOL, that was good one Phoenix 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![K24](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/k24/32/1513_2.png) [@K24](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/K24)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-to-call-the-police/13828/4 "2008-06-12T13:35:21Z")
LMAO at that last line. ---
**Author:** ![Mtnjim](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mtnjim/32/2010_2.png) [@Mtnjim](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mtnjim)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-to-call-the-police/13828/5 "2008-06-12T22:13:45Z")
Ya, we’re smart and tough. All the stupid weaklings died off young.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2008, 5:33am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-to-call-the-police/13828/6 "2008-06-28T05:33:01Z")
Glad you all liked it! ---
**Author:** ![Mohammad\_Shah](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mohammad_shah/32/873_2.png) [@Mohammad\_Shah](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mohammad_Shah)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2008, 6:15am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-to-call-the-police/13828/7 "2008-06-28T06:15:53Z")
> [@Mtnjim](#): > > Ya, we’re smart and tough. All the stupid weaklings died off young.😃 No doubt about that!😃 ---
**Author:** ![xpomg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/f14d63/32.png) [@xpomg](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/xpomg)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-to-call-the-police/13828/8 "2008-07-03T17:25:51Z")
True story? ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/how-to-call-the-police/13828/9 "2008-07-04T16:41:27Z")
But did they catch the thieves? 🙂