# I might be Dead Meat ... **URL:** \ **Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [May 31, 2009, 3:40am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425 "2009-05-31T03:40:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 3:40am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/1 "2009-05-31T03:40:32Z")
I might be dead meat … Myself: Mid-40s, married 20+ years, athletic Products: 3 Sprays MX 292 to chest and neck 1 Spray IS 4X to forearms 1 Spray IH 4X to back of neck Background: I do martial arts. Yesterday as I am sparring with my guys I catch a knee in the lips. Not bad, and I have him pinned down, but I am bleeding so we have to stop. (Note 1: If you do martial arts always wear a mouthpiece. I do. If you do not wear a mouthpiece, in a couple years you will be able to just take out your bridge or dentures and not worry about the mouthpiece. Glad I was wearing mine.) (Note 2: When you put someone down on their back and they defend with their legs, a quick bypass is to grab one ankle, get the other leg when they try to kick free, then wrap up -bear hug- both legs at or just above the knees. Keep your head/face tucked down away from them, swing your legs past their feet, roll up on them into side mount. Just be careful as you can get a knee in the face. I caught the knee but was still able to roll up on him and put him in side mount. I just ended up dripping blood all over him. Ooooppps.) Tonight Mrs. BH and I go to a get-together over at a friend’s house. Nothing real special, just seversal friends (about 5 couples) getting together, grilling out, a few beers or wine, etc.. I am wearing heavy socials but also MX292 for when Mrs. BH and I go home. Go figure … 🙄 I am talking with the wife of a friend. Wonderful person, attractive woman. Mrs. BH is outside on the deck. Female friend seems pretty locked in on me during the conversation. Conversation always seems easy with her as we share a lot of views in common. We are talking for quite a while about different things. Finally she asks about my lip. I tell her what happened. She comments it looks a little painful. I admit it does still sting a bit. She leans forward, takes my face in one hand, and gently kisses the gashed part of my lip, saying something about getting better soon and not hurting. 😮 😮 😮 😮 I am not exactly sure what she said as I am IN SHOCK. My face must show it as she suddenly realizes what she has done, and says something like “I don’t know why I did that …something something something.” I give a little laugh and say something along the lines of “Thanks, I am sure it will be better now, something something something.” Now mind you the kiss was gentle and quick. Almost like a mom kissing a minor booboo before sending a child back out to play. But what I am really thinking is “Where is Mrs. BH and did she see that? Did this friend’s husband see that? Did anyone else see that? What is my life expectancy at this point?” A couple people did see it. Female friend jokes she was kissing my booboo better. I get a couple questioning looks but I give a look of surprise in return. I do not think Mrs. BH saw it. Not sure if anyone mentioned it to her. Mrs. BH is straightening up a little before we go to bed, but making sounds like my presence is requested in the boudiour. I suspect I will find out shortly … Wish me luck, I am going in … I might be dead meat. ---
**Author:** ![Bella](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bella/32/1738_2.png) [@Bella](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bella)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 3:54am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/2 "2009-05-31T03:54:49Z")
O My, Spanky, that report was something something something! 😃 Guess the next time we see ya… your lips will be in a sling. 😛 Reps! Bella ---
**Author:** ![future777](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/future777/32/2258_2.png) [@future777](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/future777)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 4:35am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/3 "2009-05-31T04:35:22Z")
I wish you all the best luck with that. 😮 Quite a story though. ---
**Author:** ![tisha23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@tisha23](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/tisha23)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 6:12am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/4 "2009-05-31T06:12:16Z")
Wear your mouth piece when you go in 😃 Great report though 😉 Tisha ---
**Author:** ![castlerock](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/castlerock/32/1503_2.png) [@castlerock](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/castlerock)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/5 "2009-05-31T06:29:00Z")
i did martial arts, jkd to be exact. going to stuck more when your wife kicks you in the nuts. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![renny](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/renny/32/2104_2.png) [@renny](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/renny)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/6 "2009-05-31T10:50:28Z")
Whoops! You might have to put a middle initial in your name Boss D. Hank. The D could stand for Danger, Dead, or DOHH! LOL. Great story Bosshank! Good Luck! ---
**Author:** ![Gegogi](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/gegogi/32/1536_2.png) [@Gegogi](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Gegogi)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 11:12am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/7 "2009-05-31T11:12:07Z")
After all these years, I’m sure Mrs Boss is both confident and understanding about your relationship. Nuttin’ gonna happen. In fact, she probably thinks it’s cool you still got it going on. ---
**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 11:14am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/8 "2009-05-31T11:14:02Z")
Alive and well!!! No mention of the incident. Thanks for the good wishes everyone! ---
**Author:** ![zeus\_q8ty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e95f7d/32.png) [@zeus\_q8ty](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/zeus_q8ty)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/9 "2009-06-01T17:36:17Z")
intense shit! good thing that u hve got some martial art skills 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![reishi](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/reishi/32/411_2.png) [@reishi](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/reishi)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/10 "2009-06-01T18:48:04Z")
Do you think it was the 292? Or are you naturally that desirable? I mean, this lady, you have known her for some time so why now? ---
**Author:** ![diamond](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/diamond/32/859_2.png) [@diamond](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/diamond)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 12:13am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/11 "2009-06-02T00:13:40Z")
Mrs BH might not have mentioned it but I’ll lay odds that Selva drops in and blackmails you to lend her the car! Nice report as ever boss. ---
**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 3:09am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/12 "2009-06-03T03:09:52Z")
> [@diamond](#): > > Mrs BH might not have mentioned it but I’ll lay odds that Selva drops in and blackmails you to lend her the car! LOL. I drive a family-mobile. She would have to be _really_ desparate … 😛 > [@diamond](#): > > Nice report as ever boss. Thank you very much, sir! ---
**Author:** ![M\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@M\_M](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/M_M)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 4:01am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/13 "2009-06-03T04:01:32Z")
You asked for it! You got it! Bend over! Well, Boss … you know somebody’s gonna tell … it may be another feline wanting a kiss. _ **“If you don’t give me some lip sugar, I’m gonna tell your wife, such and such kissed you!”** _ * * * These kinds of things comes with the usage, and you know this mannnnnn! 😉 Good luck, farewell, and nice knowing you … in case you disappear. 😃 Better rep you while I’m at it. It could be the last time I get to, too! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![M\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@M\_M](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/M_M)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/14 "2009-06-05T21:20:53Z")
Anyone seen or heard from Boss!? :o ---
**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2009, 2:25am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/15 "2009-06-06T02:25:28Z")
> [@M\_M](#): > > Anyone seen or heard from Boss!? LOL. I am here, alive and well. 😛 Just uber-busy the past few days. ---
**Author:** ![deeddy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/deeddy/32/1779_2.png) [@deeddy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/deeddy)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2009, 6:24pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/16 "2009-06-07T18:24:33Z")
> [@bosshank](#): > > LOL. I am here, alive and well. 😛 Just uber-busy the past few days. any updates on what what’s going on after that night? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/17 "2009-06-07T23:08:15Z")
> [@deeddy](#): > > any updates on what what’s going on after that night? 3 sprays of ICM 0.25.1.b led to a nice night with the Mrs. … 😃 ---
**Author:** ![moonwhisper](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/moonwhisper/32/1735_2.png) [@moonwhisper](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/moonwhisper)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 2:35am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/18 "2009-07-06T02:35:00Z")
I do not know how I missed this when it was first posted. What a story! I am glad you’re still alive and kicking. It’d be a shame to lose you. ---
**Author:** ![happykitsune](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/happykitsune/32/2415_2.png) [@happykitsune](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/happykitsune)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/19 "2009-07-15T21:40:47Z")
Ahaha! Great story and great hit. I think I might have seen that in a movie actually. Great tips on the martial arts btw. I don’t do much sparring, but I’ll keep that info in mind ---
**Author:** ![msselva](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/msselva/32/943_2.png) [@msselva](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/msselva)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425/20 "2009-07-15T22:18:13Z")
Oh my god…how did I not see this report! Sorry 'bout that daddykins! > [@bosshank](#): > > I caught the knee but was still able to roll up on him and put him inside mount. I just ended up dripping **blood** all over him. Ooooppps 😮 Please, don’t tell me this is a sport!!! 😮 > [@bosshank](#): > > I am talking with the wife of a friend. Wonderful person, attractive woman. Mrs. BH is outside on the deck. Female friend seems pretty locked in on me during the conversation. Conversation always seems easy with her as we share a lot of views in common. We are talking for quite a while about different things. Finally she asks about my lip. I tell her what happened. She comments it looks a little painful. I admit it does still sting a bit. Uh oh. I smell trouble 😉 > [@bosshank](#): > > She leans forward, takes my face in one hand, and gently kisses the gashed part of my lip, saying something about getting better soon and not hurting. 😮 😮 EEK! is right. Good lord, I’m _so_ calling Mrs.B and I’m telling her about this 😛 Once I get your corrected address…maybe I’ll send something special for her Fine…fine. I wont do it. 🙄 Things that I do for the sake of friendship! > [@bosshank](#): > > Now mind you the kiss was gentle and quick. Almost like a mom kissing a minor booboo before sending a child back out to play. lol, yea yea like we’re buying that! > [@bosshank](#): > > But what I am really thinking is “Where is Mrs. BH and did she see that? Did this friend’s husband see that? Did anyone else see that? What is my life expectancy at this point?” A couple people did see it. Female friend jokes she was kissing my booboo better. I get a couple questioning looks but I give a look of surprise in return. LOL hahahaha. Well you were alive a few weeks ago when I talked with you. So I suppose things went well…but dayum dude you got a kiss. And a kiss is a kiss 😉 [Next page](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/i-might-be-dead-meat/29425.md?page=2)