# I'm a Jerk, she said right before she flashed me! **URL:** \ **Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [August 13, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/im-a-jerk-she-said-right-before-she-flashed-me/31528 "2009-08-13T06:45:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/im-a-jerk-she-said-right-before-she-flashed-me/31528/1 "2009-08-13T06:45:29Z")
And I aint talking about her shirt šŸ˜›. I have been hitting up some clubs at night without a wingman, because I feel its necessary to improve my social anxiety (yes I still get Approach Anxiety). So I figure, especially with all the traveling I do, that I should go out at least once a week to a bar with out anybody. It is only awkward if you are awkward about it. Iā€™m a very sociable person. I cleaned out all my to goā€™s from the Beemer the other day so I could top them off. I use the atomizers from Saphora, and once a week take them into the hizzy to fill them shizzle. Well I left out tonight without any of them and didnā€™t even gel my hair. Ah I look good no matter what šŸ™‚. Well when I got to Memphis I realized I only had MX333 in the car. Where I believe testing MXā€™s to determine how they interact within certain conditions I always test them in controlled environments first. I just donā€™t test unknown mixes in situations that do not have a lot of control factors to begin with. Testing a mix that you are unsure of in a bar with drunks can be potentially harmful and/or ruin a good night. After a mix proves itself in an environment like a bookstore, coffee shop or store, then the testing begins at night. Last night was a dud for me with MX333 and I didnā€™t want tonight to be one as well. Itā€™s not to say that MX333 might shine through, but I needed a proven mix. Itā€™s bad enough to have social anxiety when hitting a bar all alone, but on top of that to have to worry about what a mix might do, or might not is just not my bag of tea:o. Fashizzle what was I going to do? Thank the God of all things Circus Clowns, Watermelon, polkadots and Lucky Finds in between the seats I remembered I dropped the IJ. OK so hereā€™s the funny part. It was Elvis glass night at the Saucer and all the Beer Goddessā€™ had leis. One I had previous loving with gave me hers. It was BIG social proof as she took it off hers and dropped it over my head and made quite the scene gyrating and rubbing up against me. She was having a grand ole time with the SteveOLicious ā€“ Yeah, yeah, yeah, Iā€™m delicious šŸ™‚. I was in and yet still somehow social anxiety kicked in and even though I had a hottie all over me I felt the need to sit in the garden on a couch by myself. Iā€™m glad I did! Another waitress who I had met a week or so ago comes up to me and sits with me. She is the one who said she was bored from a few threads ago. Anyway on Friday I tried to say hi to her, she was like I donā€™t remember you šŸ˜®. WTF, she initiated last time. Make an impact guys, whether its good or bad impact, just make a freaking impact. Well tonight she comes over and again she is like hi, remember me from the other night. To boot I tried to hook this one up with a wingman who looks like Billy Idol. Damn guy is a ROCK star šŸ†’. She wasnā€™t having anything to do with me Friday. Well tonight she is all about the SteveOVicios and Delicious. Before long she is constantly at the couch, ignoring her customers. By about 11 the place is pretty dead and hereā€™s the kicker. I told her she was adorable, but she thought I said horrible. I clarified what I said and she was like oh thatā€™s great or you would never be able to getā€¦ Get what I say curious. She says I like you, but youā€™re kind of a jerk too, but it adds to your mystique. OK so the question still remains: get what? (I was plowing at this point). Out of the blue she gets up out of her chair turns to leave and (all Beer Goddessā€™ wear pleated plaid school girl skirts that are tiny) flips that little skirt up to show me her black lace boy shorts. Turns and smiles and walks off. Keep in mind she is about 5ā€™ nothing and weighs 90lbs soaking wet. I think I would break her, but it would be fun to try. I need to break up with my girlfriend ā˜¹. Oh well, chalk it up to IJ and the God of all Jerks himself: Murphy and his stupid law. You can go out with every intention of hooking up and you never will, but go out just to have fun and girls will be flashing you, but you wont be able to do a thing about it. Damn the devil to hell and love. I think Love is the devils YouTube channel and I happen to be the star of the show. The more I think about it the more I realize that maybe, quite possibly, my GF could be the spawn of Satan. LOL if I die an untimely death anywhere in the very near future it was Beth who killed me. I love you baby and thatā€™s why I didnā€™t do anything, but Iā€™m pretty sure you just might be the devil, but did you hear me mention I love you šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![catlord17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@catlord17](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/catlord17)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 6:56am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/im-a-jerk-she-said-right-before-she-flashed-me/31528/2 "2009-08-13T06:56:13Z")
lol Iā€™m pretty sure my ex is a succubusā€¦ we might be onto something here. ---
**Author:** ![tezza23](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tezza23/32/1375_2.png) [@tezza23](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/tezza23)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 7:34am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/im-a-jerk-she-said-right-before-she-flashed-me/31528/3 "2009-08-13T07:34:12Z")
> [@](#): > > It was Elvis glass night at the Saucer and all the Beer Goddessā€™ had leis. One I had previous loving with gave me hers. I donā€™t know what youā€™re complaining about Steve, you got leiā€™d didnā€™t you?! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![djandarial](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/djandarial/32/1667_2.png) [@djandarial](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/djandarial)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 8:48am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/im-a-jerk-she-said-right-before-she-flashed-me/31528/4 "2009-08-13T08:48:02Z")
how many shots? ---
**Author:** ![sleekll](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/sleekll/32/946_2.png) [@sleekll](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/sleekll)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 12:59am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/im-a-jerk-she-said-right-before-she-flashed-me/31528/5 "2009-08-14T00:59:10Z")
> [@Steve](#): > > Fashizzle what was I going to do? Thank the God of all things Circus Clowns, Watermelon, polkadots and Lucky Finds in between the seats I remembered I dropped the IJ. LOL, that was a usual IJ experience get any chance to try my IJ mix? Props to no wingman. I work better without one. and 10x better with a wingwoman. I never go anywhere with a ā€œwingmanā€ anymore, detrimental imo. ---
**Author:** ![jessejester](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jessejester/32/1683_2.png) [@jessejester](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/jessejester)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 12:20am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/im-a-jerk-she-said-right-before-she-flashed-me/31528/6 "2009-08-16T00:20:58Z")
I am always out alone, but not really by choice. How many sprays did you wear Steve? ---
**Author:** ![Mak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@Mak](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mak)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 9:33am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/im-a-jerk-she-said-right-before-she-flashed-me/31528/7 "2009-08-17T09:33:14Z")
> [@Steve](#): > > I told her she was adorable, but she thought I said horrible. Steve, She probably heard you right. [Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/) is a talking phero, and it knew you wonā€™t be taking her home. ---
**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 6:09pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/im-a-jerk-she-said-right-before-she-flashed-me/31528/8 "2009-08-17T18:09:04Z")
> [@sleekll](#): > > LOL, that was a usual IJ experience > get any chance to try my IJ mix? > > Props to no wingman. I work better without one. and 10x better with a wingwoman. I never go anywhere with a ā€œwingmanā€ anymore, detrimental imo. Iā€™m pretty sure it was 3 sprays. I have not been able to try your mix yet, since Iā€™m missing one of the MXā€™s. BUt I might be able to get my hands on it šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![mutley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e79b87/32.png) [@mutley](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mutley)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/im-a-jerk-she-said-right-before-she-flashed-me/31528/9 "2009-08-18T20:50:21Z")
I canā€™t seem to get away with [Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/), on the few occassions Iā€™ve used it Iā€™ve reflected on the night and had more negatives than positives. Iā€™ve tried 1 and 2 sprays. My last use was on a followup date and I used 1 spray of Jerk and 2 sprays of Heavy Ammo, I read somewhere that was a good combo, if anything the girl was a bit cold, not as flirty and touchy with my mx292, shine and IH combo.