# Importance of walking

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**Created:** [November 17, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/importance-of-walking/22975 "2008-11-17T12:47:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/importance-of-walking/22975/1 "2008-11-17T12:47:49Z")

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_ **Importance of Walking** _  
\*\* Walking can add minutes to your life.\*\*  
\*\* This enables you at 85 years old\*\*  
\*\* To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing\*\*  
\*\* Home at $7000 per month.\*\*

\*\* My grandpa started walking\*\*  
\*\* Five miles a day when he was 60..\*\*  
\*\* Now he’s 97 years old\*\*  
\*\* And we don’t know where he is.\*\*

\*\* I like long walks,\*\*  
\*\* Especially when they are taken\*\*  
\*\* By people who annoy me.\*\*

\*\* The only reason I would take up walking\*\*  
\*\* Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again .\*\*

\*\* I have to walk early in the morning,\*\*  
\*\* Before my brain figures out what I’m doing..\*\*

\*\* I joined a health club last year,\*\*  
\*\* Spent about 400 bucks.\*\*  
\*\* Haven’t lost a pound.\*\*  
\*\* Apparently you have to go there.\*\*

\*\* Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’,\*\*  
\*\* I wash my mouth out with chocolate.\*\*

\*\* I do have flabby thighs,\*\*  
\*\* But fortunately my stomach covers them.\*\*

**The advantage of exercising every day**  
\*\* Is so when you die, they’ll say,\*\*  
\*\* ‘Well, she looks good doesn’t she.’\*\*

\*\* If you are going to try cross-country skiing,\*\*  
**Start with a small country.**

\*\* I know I got a lot of exercise\*\*  
\*\* The last few years,…\*\*  
\*\* Just getting over the hill.\*\*

\*\* We all get heavier as we get older,\*\*  
\*\* Because there’s a lot more information in our heads.\*\*  
\*\* That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.\*\*

\*\* AND\*\*

\*\* Every time I start thinking too much\*\*  
\*\* About how I look,\*\*  
\*\* I just find a Happy Hour\*\*  
\*\* And by the time I leave,\*\*  
\*\* I look just fine.\*\*

\*\* You could run this over to your Friends\*\*  
\*\* But just e-mail it to them!\*\*