# Instant Jerk: I killed a cat!

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-i-killed-a-cat/21519>\
**Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\
**Created:** [October 16, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-i-killed-a-cat/21519 "2008-10-16T22:55:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Saifz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Saifz](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Saifz)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-i-killed-a-cat/21519/1 "2008-10-16T22:55:27Z")

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I put on two sprays of [Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/) (3:30PM) after I washed the application point of my P74 with soap (applied 11AM).

I went out to get some food and get some extra credit for a class by attending some event.

I stopped by Pita pit and the store manager said it was his treat. I think it is because its his last day of work. It was an awesome pita. There were girls next to me ordering, and there was a poll for Obama and McCain (most people here are conservative but im not) so im joking with them, this conservative girl touched me, on my shoulder..

I walk out, I’m eating and walking down the street because I’m late already..no time to sit, I saw a cat, she was looking at my food so I kicked her ass, she hit the wall.. I didn’t mean to make her bleed, I just hit her that’s all.. l.. oh well, I don’t really know if it died or someone saved it. I just went on..

Some girls were looking at me and talking about me as I’m walking, don’t know if its good or bad.

I was not in a bad mood. I was somewhat moody, maybe arrogant..but almost not sensitive inside or feeling emotions.. saw a girl i know, whatever..talked to her with no attention.. walked into the room, girls looked at me..

I got a few looks here and there.. but I didn’t feel like a real jerk, I don’t think I did anything bad.. I mean that cat was black she deserved it. No really, lol.. I made that part up. I didn’t kill a cat or hit a cat or even see a cat.

I’m just saying, i think the product is like none or whatever and gets attention, didn’t see IOIs or hair touching..girls who were looking would look for a couple seconds and then look away, and its more of a suspecious look..some two dumbass guys were looking at me annoyed on my way back, i was singing and humming some melodies and beat boxing, if it bothered them then fuck them.. but I don’t really find the results that powerful so far..more trail to come..

oh and two girls i know passed me, they hugged me..the persian one was stand offish after the hug, i was talking to the guy with her.. the black one was very talkitive “where are you,why do we not hang out anymore, bla bla” but its also her character, she’s a bitch and she tells it to your face..strong woman..she actually would bitch at me before i wore A314 after that she became more submissive, the persian one is so nice and sweet..

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**Author:** ![lilplaya3587](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e99b99/32.png) [@lilplaya3587](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/lilplaya3587)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 12:01am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-i-killed-a-cat/21519/2 "2008-10-17T00:01:34Z")

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That sounds like i still was an interesting night. At least u got a free pita out of it. Have u tried one spray of Instant jerk and something else, like a spray of ammo for example. It seems to spark attraction on some girls but on others i think it sends a " stay away from that guy’ vibe. did u get that too?

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**Author:** ![Saifz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Saifz](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Saifz)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-i-killed-a-cat/21519/3 "2008-10-17T02:50:48Z")

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I think I like the self effects of [Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/). I suffer a lot of insecurity and emotional discomfort sometimes around certain people, but when I wore Instant Jerk I didn’t give a shit. It is more comforting emotionally than A314, I wore it with instant gentleman and people reactions were good. YEAH!

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**Author:** ![lukester19](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/lukester19/32/1953_2.png) [@lukester19](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/lukester19)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-i-killed-a-cat/21519/4 "2008-10-17T03:03:26Z")

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Great to see that safiz. Do you prefer instant jerk to turn up the heat? Any different responses.

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**Author:** ![Electrix69](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b2d939/32.png) [@Electrix69](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Electrix69)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 11:13am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-i-killed-a-cat/21519/5 "2008-10-17T11:13:38Z")

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_"I walk out, I’m eating and walking down the street because I’m late already..no time to sit, I saw a cat, she was looking at my food so I kicked her ass, she hit the wall.. I didn’t mean to make her bleed, I just hit her that’s all.. l.. oh well, I don’t really know if it died or someone saved it. I just went on.. "_

You’re lucky I didn’t see that, you evil motherf\*cker, or else YOU would’ve been bleeding!

F\*cking sadist…

E69

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**Author:** ![diamond](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/diamond/32/859_2.png) [@diamond](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/diamond)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 11:21am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-i-killed-a-cat/21519/6 "2008-10-17T11:21:00Z")

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E69, perhaps you should have read on a little further, strange sense of humour I grant you but perhaps not a sadist 😃

[quote=“Saifz, post:1, topic:21519”]

II got a few looks here and there.. but I didn’t feel like a real jerk, I don’t think I did anything bad.. I mean that cat was black she deserved it. No really, lol.. I made that part up. I didn’t kill a cat or hit a cat or even see a cat.quote]

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**Author:** ![MeDieViL](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/medievil/32/1650_2.png) [@MeDieViL](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/MeDieViL)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 1:05pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-i-killed-a-cat/21519/7 "2008-10-17T13:05:22Z")

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probebly because i’m not english but i really dont get the cat part lol

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**Author:** ![ProtoJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7feea3/32.png) [@ProtoJay](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/ProtoJay)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-i-killed-a-cat/21519/8 "2008-10-17T14:39:34Z")

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I think this thread is rather off-topic and pointless, and is only to attract attention which I do not think is needed. I hope the admins close it down as all it could seem to do to me is to bring this message board into disrepute… O\_o… If you did kill a cat, shame on you, if you didnt, then you are trolling…

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**Author:** ![tisha23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@tisha23](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/tisha23)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 8:49pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-i-killed-a-cat/21519/9 "2008-10-17T20:49:51Z")

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Men Mennnnn !!! Calm yourselfs. Now everyone break out there TAF and go back and read it again. He was only joking he didnt kill a cat.

If he had, I promise you I would have turned him into a salamander yesterday.

Just go’s to show the importance of reading the whole post. 😉

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> No really, lol.. I made that part up. I didn’t kill a cat or hit a cat or even see a cat.

Tisha
